Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

AWB is single-handedly keeping the slide tackle alive

Traore on for Doherty is an open invitation for Rashford this half

Lingaaaaaard

Aah fuck

Beauty

Magnificent.

Please don't get ruled out

Noooo VAR.

Just cancel football if this is ruled out

Thank christ

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

my fucking stream's about 3 minutes slow now

pretty silly to leave him unmarked like that

Nevessssssssss

Even the vague spectre of that getting ruled out should see every VAR room in the world getting stormed by pitchfork wielding mobs

Sloppy as fuck at a time Utd were shook.

Whoa

lol

So he doesn't do the stutter step thing any more?

Surprised they're not Varing whether the player who headed it clear had encroached.

Patricioooooo

Patricio you ledge

you should really let someone keep taking penalties until they miss one

but that was a great save tbf

Or in aguero's case let him miss as many as he likes.

P good game that.

Solskjaer's in-game management is shocking

takes forever to react and invariably makes the wrong sub

good second half, not just cos we turned up

Ill take it

if United had scored from that Bennett fuck-up just before half time or Lingard's comedy scuff just afterwards i'm pretty sure we'd've got nothing

we REALLY needed to buy a creative #10 this summer

Lingard and Mata are both pointless

Why did Pogba take the penalty? He's shit at them.

It was a bad peno rather than a great save. Too close to the keeper and a nice height for him.

Rashford gave him the penalty it looked like

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Georges-Kevin N'Koudou off for €5m and 50% sell on

holloway has clarified, and refreshingly for him it can be neatly summarised as

"im exactly as stupid and cuntish as the quotes make me look"

do we need a separate thread for VAR gripes y/n

bc MLS is the gift that keeps giving

nm I just posted in the MLS thread

Tyrone Watch : Tyrone has been apparently injured in the warmup and then played anyway, been clattered by his own goalkeeper and kicked his own CB partner's head clean into the Holte End in the first ten

Wesley!

My stream was behind and I thought this was in reference to his recent offside 50p head effort

Everton need to get Kean on.

More importantly, they need to take Gomes off.

Everton are so awful.

1.5 megs from AEG

I am v happy for the Villa also lol Silva out

ahhhh fuck was out and about tonight due to prior social commitments, have watched Sky's youtube highlights and am sorely tempted now to try and scout out an upload of the full 90 to see how everyone played. still believe that we're gonna make too many mistakes and give up too many chances on the regular so the relegation struggle beckons but fuck, feeling so awesome to have picked up points tonight. especially great to see that the Wes/Jota partnership that looked so promising in pre-season might actually be a thing rather than wishful thinking on the part of the fans, especially espesh after a week of two of solid negativity re Wesley in particular

also if i am ever indicted for any kind of serious crime i nominate trial by battle with Tyrone MIngs as my champion, thx

trial by battle? i meant trial by combat, w/evs, our Tyrone would smash their skulls on the concrete and mess about with their brains and he wouldnt even blink

prefer 'trial by battle', especially in the context of tyrone mings

trial by minge

1-1 inside five minutes.

Neither of these teams can defend. 2-2.