PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

the cardigans surely

Johnson is Nekrotzar and Corbyn Piet the Pot.

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Mayday @jeremycorbyn there’s still time to save the nation if you show statesmanship.Sacrifice short term ambition to be caretaker PM. Let the people genuinely vote you in AFTERWARDS . Meanwhile #hilarybenn #kenclarke #michealhestletine could presided over cross party cabinet.

— Mariella Frostrup (@mariellaf1) August 18, 2019

"Mayday"

Justice for #michealhestletine

what if we made an actual donky the leader of the GNU, people love donkies

As we approach no deal I will enjoy all sorts of random tweets begging Corbyn to step aside.

What I won't enjoy: hunger and death on the streets.

What about this cunt running obvious trolling?

The Celtic supporter who said he had a pro-IRA sing-a-long with @jeremycorbyn has protected his account... too late. pic.twitter.com/h6DX1Ebq7I

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 18, 2019

the upcoming general election (& subsequent critical years of british politics) is probably going to be decided by how much effort (and money) regular ppl on the ground put into labour's campaign. a test of whether ppl really give a shit or just want to spectate & kvetch

The clip of guido in the Everybody In The Place documentary was very telling, in that he has been both a cunt and a troll for longer than I realised.

describe it pls!

Jemermy Cromybn,,,,, with your refusal to stand aside in favour of obvious unity choice #michealhestletine, you have made it impossible for me to vote Labour

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/aug/19/brexit-latest-news-jeremy-corbyn-speech-labour-could-be-officially-neutral-in-any-second-referendum-campaign-john-mcdonnell-suggests-live-news

Corbyn refuses to rule out Labour officially remaining neutral in any second referendum on Brexit.

I assume you're all on board with this, barring a (((closet Lib Dem))) poster or two?

It doesn't really mean anything (an entire party taking an 'official' position) so sure.

> The clip of guido in the Everybody In The Place documentary

he was a rave party organiser back in the day. the rest you probably know.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000777d/everybody-in-the-place-an-incomplete-history-of-britain-19841992

starts about 27m30s in.

yep, he was a total stain back then as well!

i interviewed him back then, i still have the tape but haven't listened to it since i wrote it up

Er, that's not what that notation means, pom.

And yeah, I'm okay with him refusing to rule out being neutral in the referendum - provided Labour supports remain!

What does it mean then? idgi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

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Jeremy Deller is so good, wish there were more like him.

Oh I know. I was make a crude joke.

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Like Theodor Adorno, I don't get it.

You tankies are prone to conspiracy theories of all kinds.

better when it meant 'cyberhugs' for sure

Normal!

I would assume the neutral thing is for yr very vocal contingent of 20-30 MPs in Leave seats who don’t want a referendum and who have behind a lot of the pressure against Labour supporting one.

That could very easily backfire. It cuts both ways, though, I suppose.

I like Bush's use of "cultural halitosis" to describe the tories lack of appeal in the north.

I'm not sure there'd be any strategic advantage in the labour leadership declaring the official party position to be remain. lots of ppl get it and a lot of the ones that don't that labour cld try to appease are constitutionally suspicious of the left wing of the labour party and no official line will stop them going on abt the dangerous hard left. and a lot of them were complaining corbyn himself was too divisive recently

Truly, a source of comfort for UK residents who have yet to ascend to citizenship.

I wld have thought the prospect of a second ref is more comforting for them than it is for lexiters

> Jeremy Deller

facebook reminded me the other day of the time i had a bounce on his inflatable stonehenge (2012). didn't think then that it was a political piece but that documentary pointed out the access thing.

Would be considerably more comforting if Corbyn were pulling his weight on that front. But what do I know? I'm just a metic.

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Rapidly descending into Fred territory. Corbyn has whipped Labour to vote for a 2nd ref numerous times!

This isn't hard but let's be clear. Owen Jones is not a journalist - by his own admission. pic.twitter.com/lG6ND2c294

— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) August 19, 2019

Rapidly descending into Fred territory. Corbyn has whipped Labour to vote for a 2nd ref numerous times!

This isn't hard but let's be clear. Owen Jones is not a journalist - by his own admission. pic.twitter.com/lG6ND2c294

— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) August 19, 2019

as has been discussed here before despite the febrile imaginations of the centre/right that it's all tankies and mendacious authoritarians, the strength and guiding principle of the movement behind Corbyn has been its [very unusually, for british politics] democratising, consensus-building approach*. even if you think this is a bad approach it doesn't seem like pissing off one chunk of the ppl they are trying to win over to offer some comfort to another is in itself a good enough reason to ditch it

*tempted to call this 'bottom-up' but I know some wld object, but the function and role of the membership has changed as well as the opposition

Rapidly descending into Fred territory. Corbyn has whipped Labour to vote for a 2nd ref numerous times!

Not good enough when you're in my shoes and you know it. There's a chance I might have to prolong my stay here so it's slowly becoming a serious issue. Less 5d chess would be welcome.

For the record, almost everything else about Corbyn's platform is perfectly in line with my own beliefs and if I were British I'd likely vote for him.

Corbyn can't command a majority in the current Commons and I'm sure he knew that when he even suggested this. The thing is, and this is key - *neither can anyone else*.

Anyway the leaking of the Operation Yellowhammer documents yesterday feels like it should potentially be huge and will likely make no difference to anything whatsoever.

Gove is already saying that it was worst case and anyway it's an old document that we've done a lot of work since then (though some of the estimates place it as less than a month old IE during Boris's premiership).

James Hookham from the Freight Transport Association is apparently going "wait, WTF do you mean 'fuel shortages'"?

Fuel shortages is the thing that's going to kill it. You can let people starve but you don't fuck around with Middle England's petrol supplies.

have we talked about the rumours of the tories’ plan to raise the state pension entitlement age to 75? guess now they’re set on no-deal they figure they might as well go full supervillain

looks like they determined it's better to get this out there before their galvanising brexit election showdown w corbs

Anyway the leaking of the Operation Yellowhammer documents yesterday feels like it should potentially be huge and will likely make no difference to anything whatsoever.

I know David Allen Green is nobody's favourite here but I thought he was OTM this morning bemoaning the media's desire not to discuss the content of the documents at all, just make it a trashy whodunnit with pantomime booing and hissing - once again the palace intrigue of one political team vs the other(s) and who talks to whom takes precedence above the actual implications of any of the policies

tbf I haven't read much of the detail myself yet so I am part of the problem too

and finally, obviously a trivial problem compared to the rights of EU citizens here and people dying of food and medicine shortages, but after several years of thinking we ought to see the other half's dad at xmas only to find out he was otherwise engaged, this year he's rung us up and said it would be nice to see us, and I'm going "err, well, there may not be flights, and if he wants to come here there may not be food, but... maybe?"

"Not good enough when you're in my shoes and you know it. There's a chance I might have to prolong my stay here so it's slowly becoming a serious issue. Less 5d chess would be welcome."

Were you expecting no political football around immigration? Sorry to break it to you..

I think it's fair to expect Labour's head honcho to be more forthright in this regard.

When it's the one issue they've been triangulating on I don't think I'd hang on his every word. In any case, it might not even be up to him.

You’re also not the only foreigner concerned about their rights itt, nor does one have to be foreign to be fearful for the future in this country.

A senior civil servant sends a Confidential email about No Deal ministerial timelines for Alok Sharma MP, International Development Secretary, to Virenda Sharma, Labour backbench MP. https://t.co/JE8LYs1zuB

— Sunder Katwala (@sundersays) August 19, 2019

*their future, not the future

The timing of this seems strange, with an election in the offing.

increased access to flexible working, better opportunities for training, employer-led Mid-Life MOT & implementation of an ‘Age Confident’ scheme. PROVIDED that this support is in place, the report proposes an increase in the State Pension Age to 75 by 2035. #ageingconfidently 2/2

— Iain Duncan Smith MP (@MPIainDS) August 19, 2019