Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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That's better from sanchez

I'd totally forgotten Pukki played for Celtic for a year!

― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, August 17, 2019 10:40 AM (twenty-two minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

He was pish for us

Oh, and Teemu Pukki can fuck off an' all.

― ailsa, Saturday, August 23, 2014 6:26 PM (four years ago) bookmark flag link

Beautiful if Spurs can somehow steal this

It's probably only because it's early season rust but last year's top four all look like they've gotten worse.

did not notice how lamela and lo ceslo look alike til now

JESUS RELEASE THE FUCKING THING

how many chances to clear that

cunts

FFS the marking at that corner

Three unmarked at least

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Utter shite after a comfortable twenty minutes
VAR¡!!!!

Lol

Oh ffs fuck off

clear and obviousssssss

So stupid cos defenders don't concede pens if the handball is inadvertent so the law is weighted towards the defence

Good job it hit Laporte’s arm first otherwise it would have been a penalty.

Inadvertent handballs are penalties these days, defenders or attackers.

No they're not in the epl

we continue to amuse with idiot invites to attack

IE point blank shots or deflections
Xp

Astonishing shithousing from Pep here.

didn't realise how far behind my stream was and had to wait and see wtf the deal was

Neville trying to hype up a postmatch handshake, truly smalltime

I'll be honest, City can probably feel a little hard done by over 99mins.

Oh ffs fuck off

― or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:23 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

switched stream off as soon as jesus shot hit the net, guess I should stop doing that. Obv VAR is terrible but in this case I'm ok with that

This fucking rule change

i am calmly wishing death on our defensive unit as i always do

technological/practical 'backward steps' we all just accept now

Oh, here we go, Sollymarch (all one word) is back on MOTD.

daniel farke is an interesting new character in the drama of the Bar-clays premier league.

Very high pitched voice for his size

Burnley coach gets it. Flopping cheaters need to get banned. Can’t complain about VAR taking slightly longer to make the right call when the league rewards actual cheating by millionaire players pretending to be injured and rolling around like toddlers.

Dyche is such a twat

Crikey I thought Spurs were bad yesterday then Leicester redefine the parameters. They have been shockingly poor so far. Chelsea battering them.

Lol the state of John Terry's ensemble.

Chose the only outfit worse than turning up today in full Chelsea kit.

Madison on the left of a front three not really working so far.

1-1 tbf Leicester have improved this half

Majestic leap and finish

I like Ndidi and didn't wish for him to gift this to Chelsea by being crap so this is nice

Ooh sitter missed by maddison

Since I said Madison on the left wasn't working he's probably been the best player on the pitch.

I can’t believe Leicester haven’t killed this off. Far the better team in the second half.

Yeah Chelsea basically repeated their second half performance from last week. Too open and terrible in transition.

the amount of times Tielemans dawdled on the ball

infuriating

Congratulations to Sheffield United xoxo

pretty impressed to see ndidi's teammates form a queue to get to him and show a bit of support tbf

Probably relieved their name wasn't in Brendan's envelope

danny murphy is horrible

Didn't realise that Daniel James was so diddy.