Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

2-1 massacre this rn

mmmmmmmmmmm

oooooooo

etc

2-2 massacre you mean

Ridiculous.

City seemed barely bothered they hadn't got the third cos Spurs were so bad

19 shots to 2

"don't change the setup when you're about to take a corner ffs" - me

Mencaps post had the timing of a de bruyne pass tbf

kwp is basically a fool

is there any case for marking the back post for christs sake

Laughable from Otamendi there

I know this is v one of the three or most intimidating teams to play out from the back against but we're still just as overconfident about our actual ability to do that

and there were what three more quasi chances while I was typing that post

and it had a typo

aguero pep is beeffffff

Spurs right back situation p bad cos aurier not up to standard and foyth not that good at his primary position let alone his secondary one. Still hardest away game of the season, playing crap and might escape with a point.

Pep "why have you only scored one against this shower?"

xp fair

xp fair

That's better from sanchez

I'd totally forgotten Pukki played for Celtic for a year!

― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, August 17, 2019 10:40 AM (twenty-two minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

He was pish for us

Oh, and Teemu Pukki can fuck off an' all.

― ailsa, Saturday, August 23, 2014 6:26 PM (four years ago) bookmark flag link

Beautiful if Spurs can somehow steal this

It's probably only because it's early season rust but last year's top four all look like they've gotten worse.

did not notice how lamela and lo ceslo look alike til now

JESUS RELEASE THE FUCKING THING

how many chances to clear that

cunts

FFS the marking at that corner

Three unmarked at least

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Utter shite after a comfortable twenty minutes
VAR¡!!!!

Lol

Oh ffs fuck off

clear and obviousssssss

So stupid cos defenders don't concede pens if the handball is inadvertent so the law is weighted towards the defence

Good job it hit Laporte’s arm first otherwise it would have been a penalty.

Inadvertent handballs are penalties these days, defenders or attackers.

No they're not in the epl

we continue to amuse with idiot invites to attack

IE point blank shots or deflections
Xp

Astonishing shithousing from Pep here.

didn't realise how far behind my stream was and had to wait and see wtf the deal was

Neville trying to hype up a postmatch handshake, truly smalltime

I'll be honest, City can probably feel a little hard done by over 99mins.

Oh ffs fuck off

― or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:23 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

switched stream off as soon as jesus shot hit the net, guess I should stop doing that. Obv VAR is terrible but in this case I'm ok with that

This fucking rule change

i am calmly wishing death on our defensive unit as i always do

technological/practical 'backward steps' we all just accept now

Oh, here we go, Sollymarch (all one word) is back on MOTD.

daniel farke is an interesting new character in the drama of the Bar-clays premier league.