lol
― ☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
A+
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
My cabin had a problem with an ermine that kept getting in, but we could never find and catch it. One day my boyfriend was over and his car was parked out front, and my cousin spotted a tiny ermine disappearing under his car. So she came in and reported, "John, there's a baby ermine underneath your car."
John: What?Cousin: There's a baby ermine underneath your car.John: WHAT?Cousin (patiently): Underneath your car, there's a baby ermine.
Cousin and I looked at each other, had an epiphany, and simultaneously sang "Underneeeeaaaath your car, there's a baby ermine!" to the tune of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes."
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 22 August 2019 09:41 (four years ago) link
I don't know why, but my horrible brain has recently started torturing me with:
Here I am!Rock you like I'm Herman Cain!
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 22 August 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
On a similar note, I keep singing "Joe Biden" to the tune of KISS's "Black Diamond"
― Darin, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link
loooool
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
TaskRabbit to the tune of "Phat Rabbit."
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link
I started using a cpap machine this summer for sleep apnea, and mentally refer to it as the "apnea machine". When I put it on before bed now I hear Paul Westerburg saying, "how do you say good night to an apnea machine?"
― joygoat, Monday, 26 August 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
Jordan Henderson will all be thereMane Salah Firmino, what a scene
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link
How do you mendA broken poptart
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
It’s totally problematic Whenever you’re around Problematic
Pointer sisters voice
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.
― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago
when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 September 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
/There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago/when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this
― bendy, Sunday, 8 September 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link
♫ Octa octa,gimme the news,I've got a bad caseof loving you ♫
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link
*Octo octa obv
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:38 (four years ago) link
this content's not available right now ---> that joke isn't funny anymore by The Smiths
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
There's a store here called "Pet Places". My wife and I always sing it to the tune of "Face Dances" when we drive by.
― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
Hunh, now this is happening to me, but to the tune of Love’s “Robert Montgomery”.
How do you think Arthur Lee wrote "Robert Montgomery"?
― The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
Triggered by seeing the thread 'The Irish' on ilx:
"Help the Irish,One time they were just like youDrinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glueHelp the IrishDon't just put them in a homeCan't have much fun when they're all on their ownGive a hand, if you canTry and help them to unwindGive them hope and give them comfort'Cause they're running out of time"
:-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
i'd make bolognese for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
Better to 'God Gave Rock and Roll to You'.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
To me, Octo Octa doesn't summon Robert Plamer.
It summons Thompson Twins.
https://youtu.be/APyl6Cnbfzw
― Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
sometimes I like to sing to owen pallet's midnight directives, "the way will be lit, i'm a fat piece of shit, oh whooooah"
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link
rude!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
When I attempt to crack macadamia nuts "woooaah macadamia, fighting to survive"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbyk0VReyo
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
What becomes of the brokenhearted?Had to shitBut only farted
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
I see a bunch of Yang 2020 stickers around including ones that say "Yang Gang" which immediately got this, which I completely forgot existed for the last 30 years, stuck in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGgWf2lacM
― joygoat, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_with_a_Shotgun
Hobo with a Shotgun, I know, I know, it’s serious
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
^^ yes!!!
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
Rudy! Giuliani! to the tune of Hey! Luciani!
― Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link
* "Jojo Rabbit" to the "mojo rising" part of "L.A. Woman"* "Tammy and the T-Rex" to "Devil in a Blue Dress"
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 1 November 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
whenever someone says "it's cold outside" (which they did today ALOT) I immediately think "and the paint's peeling off of my walls"
― henry s, Saturday, 2 November 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
'have a good one' makes me think of Joanna newsom
― flappy bird, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:18 (four years ago) link
Jonathan Demme's Ricki and the Flash, to the tune of the Dickies' "Manny Moe and Jack."
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
"the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive" to the tune of Klaatu's "Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III"
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
black friday to the tune of Black Planet by Sisters of Mercy
― sarahell, Thursday, 28 November 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link
Saw an ad for ham from a 1960s newspaper that a friend posted on fb. In addition to the shank portion, the ad noted that one could also purchase the “butt face portion.”Now whenever I hear “butt face portion” it’ll be to the tune of Foreigner’s “Juke Box Hero.”
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 29 November 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link
Got stars in his eyes
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 November 2019 01:53 (four years ago) link
(to the tune of "Dirty Boots")
TURKEY SOUPTURKEY SOUP, BABY
― icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Saturday, 30 November 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
I enjoying singing TRASH NIGHT!! to the tune of Parliament's FLASHLIGHT when I need to wheel the bins out to the curb for the garbage collection.
― Chantilly Bass, Saturday, 30 November 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link
I nicked this from somewhere else but I still sing - when the occasion arises - 'lock the taskbar' to the tune of Rock the Casbah.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Saturday, 30 November 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link
it's upthread in a couple places. a great one imo.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Thinking of youAnd the things you do to meThat make me love youNow I'm living in Exeter
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Saturday, 30 November 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link
Mr. BonamassaMr. Joe Bonamassa
(Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina )
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link
Thinking of youAnd the things you do to meThat make me love youNow I'm living in Exeter― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Saturday, November 30, 2019 6:35 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Saturday, November 30, 2019 6:35 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Hah!
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link
xp: nice!
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 11:27 (four years ago) link
And if the real thing don't do the trickYou better make up something quickYou're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn into the wickOooh.....
OK boomer
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 7 December 2019 04:00 (four years ago) link
haaaaaaaaa
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 December 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
In the jungleThe mighty jungleThe Lion sleeps tonight
Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros,
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 January 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
Wuhan!! Got You All In Check
― joygoat, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link