Worst TV adverts of the moment

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i mentioned it 5 months ago and brought it back up again yesterday because i'd noticed they'd messed around with it somehow and removed the offending line

koogs, Saturday, 17 August 2019 09:19 (one month ago) link

oh right, carry on

or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 09:26 (one month ago) link

For some reason the dentists in (these?) toothpaste adverts often seem to be Irish, or have I imagined that?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2019 10:03 (one month ago) link

oral b toothpaste is good, i haven't seen the ad my dentist told me to use it

mark s, Saturday, 17 August 2019 10:11 (one month ago) link

they're all shills for Big Toothpaste

PMS change (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2019 10:20 (one month ago) link

the spookiest toothpaste related person is that woman with the unnaturally white teeth and white hair who i'm sure i saw on the bridge in one of the star trek reboot films.

koogs, Saturday, 17 August 2019 11:05 (one month ago) link

stand-up comedy *and* financial advice? Nationwide, you are really spoiling us

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 August 2019 12:38 (one month ago) link

^ this. and they get worse with repetition.

koogs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:01 (one month ago) link

the paxman ad where he asks "why are politicians so ________ ?" is grinding my gears

bcz you and yr pals do yr job badly jeremy

mark s, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:13 (one month ago) link

i guess it's a trailer more than an ad

mark s, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:13 (one month ago) link

(actual thing is on ch5 tonight at 9)

koogs, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:36 (one month ago) link

good that means i can watch law and order reruns from tomorrow without seeing it again

mark s, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:38 (one month ago) link

Horrific double-length little fingers to advertise chocolate biscuits, sure why not.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:35 (one month ago) link

"hi I'm Harry Kreddknapp and I'm an enormous cunt"

Ant & Dec: HOLD US PINTS

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:32 (one month ago) link

Was going to complain about that "is it Monday? Because it feels like a Thursday" bollocks but ledge already has. (Only noticed the fingers last night - I tend to look away during the adverts so i hear them more than see them)

Graham is still climbing those stairs.

koogs, Sunday, 8 September 2019 23:47 (one month ago) link

You know you've been sat in front of daytime TV too long when you start seriously worrying about how your family will pay for the cost of your funeral

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 08:26 (three weeks ago) link

And have stilted and badly acted conversations about it to boot.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 08:28 (three weeks ago) link

Badly stilted and acted conversations?

Mark G, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:28 (three weeks ago) link

Yes.

Oppo (Mark G), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:29 (three weeks ago) link

But there's nothing badly stilted about the rising cost of funerals. Did you know the average funeral can cost over £4000 pind?

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:37 (three weeks ago) link

The deliveroo one though? With the woman who comes across like Jess Phillips.

gyac, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:40 (three weeks ago) link

trying to picture it, dunno if i've somehow missed that one. if it's not Smithsonian, PBS or Yesterday there's a good chance

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:46 (three weeks ago) link

took me fucking forever to find
https://youtu.be/UG2JEURpGkQ

gyac, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:54 (three weeks ago) link

no i haven't seen that thank god, tbf if it was Jess P she'd have had to pretend to be really angry at her KFC chips being cold or something

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:57 (three weeks ago) link

that's another ad that i've heard but never seen (until now)

koogs, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:59 (three weeks ago) link

the Twirl girl

Number None, Saturday, 21 September 2019 10:38 (three weeks ago) link

Why so aggressive, Kevin?

Also, it's probably the new iPhone and not the avocados that means you can't afford a mortgage.

koogs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:50 (two weeks ago) link

I feel like there's a bumper crop of terrible adverts at the moment. Apparently there's different versions of this particular monstrosity, byut thankfully this is the only one I've seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd9uYTCCYyc

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:54 (one week ago) link

Nationwide are the patron saint of shit adverts.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 30 September 2019 18:00 (one week ago) link

Ant and Dec advert for Santander also terrible - I hate those cunts anyway but nonetheless.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 30 September 2019 18:00 (one week ago) link

> Apparently there's different versions of this particular monstrosity

i've seen 3 different comedians. think i complained about it upthread (comedy doesn't bear repeated watches)

GET READY FOR BREXIT.

koogs, Monday, 30 September 2019 18:17 (one week ago) link

This one is just disturbing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svsBtauYUkE

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:42 (one week ago) link

As you say..

Those comedy ones are probably the best of that type of ad (remember the "Smug Google" one?) but twice each (tops) is enough.

Mark G, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:00 (one week ago) link

we are in a very poor time for adverts

the only one I've seen recently that I quite liked was for...that new innocent smoothies blue drink. that's what i've sunk to

mind you it is quite a nice drink ngl

imago, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:24 (one week ago) link

oh, it looks like you're on the phone but then the scenery pulls back and you're there in person. cool effect.

oh, it looks like you've on the ipod but then the scenery pulls back and you're there in person. ok, we've seen that before.

oh, it looks like you've on the laptop but then the scenery pulls back and you're there in person. zzzz.

koogs, Friday, 4 October 2019 20:00 (one week ago) link

I really wanna punch Drew from the Aldi advert in the nuts

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:21 (three days ago) link

lots of companies pushing hallowe'en tat this year.

koogs, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:04 (three days ago) link

I've started thinking the grumpy teen on the right in the Robert Webb advert for Now TV is how Laura Pidcock looks in the shadow cabinet.

So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:23 (three days ago) link

Every time the Gucci advert that uses In Every Dream Home A Heartache starts up, I laugh. Did they never listen to the lyrics?

So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:25 (three days ago) link

there's a local artist - who is disabled and on income assistance - who gucci contacted about doing something with, they had some back and forth and then they then cut contact (without saying they were doing so). shortly afterwards they've got someone else to just rip off her work completely and she hasn't seen a cent. so fuck gucci basically

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:30 (three days ago) link


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