Bobcat Goldthwait vs. Jerry Seinfeld

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six voters jinxed Bobcat: hospitalised with broken ribs & a concussion from a car crash before (not) taping a new special last night.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 17 August 2019 06:29 (four years ago) link

I gotta be honest, I just kind of assume that Jerry Seinfeld is some sort of living embodiment of "superdickery". Like one day he'll come out to us all and say "I've been behaving like an insufferable asshole for all these years as part of a convoluted and highly implausible scheme to foil an alien invasion!" It makes me feel better, at least.

Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Saturday, 17 August 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link

Strikes against bobcat, IMO:

- sent some super creepo Instagram messages to a very young female comedian friend of mine
- worst goatee in show business
- still asking people to refer to him, in his late 50s, as “Bobcat”

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 17 August 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link

Would you prefer Robertcat?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 August 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

something more adult like that, or BobLion

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 17 August 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

why is seinfeld being an asshole such a big topic in yer lives

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link

feel like his unapologetic approach to it is refreshing and ought to have neutralised or countered in advance the usual wetness like

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

'Unapologetic' isn't so convincing when you spend your time whining about college kids not finding you funny.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

I dunno it seems of a piece tbh he complains about lots of things

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

'Unapologetic' isn't so convincing when you spend your time whining about college kids not finding you funny.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd)

also old men who are obsessed about what college kids think about them tend to have more than a little al capp in them

Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

its def true that both have been 'obsessed' with college kids over the years, in a couple different ways

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

the only way to decide this important question is to ask jerry seinfeld and bobcat goldthwait to sprint at each other and collide at full speed. whoever makes the most sense at the end wins

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

The best sitcom ever was Barney Miller.

Goldthwait wins this for the cover of his only (I wonder why) album:

https://img.discogs.com/4leSOQ-eMRCPx1dMAmlk5nl2A0o=/fit-in/600x578/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1768359-1394571808-2955.jpeg.jpg

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link


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