The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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He’s trying to spin the El Paso shooter as a leftist?

akm, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

disingenuousness aside, has "antifa" been responsible for a single shooting?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

To be fair though, the shooter did take a much harder line on Israel than certain notorious liberals!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

no

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Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

“There’s a discussion in Greenland about the cost of independence and how to pay for that,” said Rasmus Kjaergaard Rasmussen, an expert on Greenland and Arctic affairs at Roskilde University in Denmark. “Either they sell a lot fish, find oil in the Arctic region, find uranium or other minerals and tax them. Or they find a new Denmark, a new sponsor to cover the $740 million. That could be the United States.”

The 51st state?

calstars, Friday, 16 August 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link

He’s trying to spin the El Paso shooter as a leftist?

― akm, Friday, August 16, 2019 8:29 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I saw a mighty effort to spin the Dayton shooter as one, but when lol nothing matters anymore who cares which one is which

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

Many people are saying they were both heavily far left, and also the same about the Oklahoma City bomber

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link

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Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

Love that horseshoe theory

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 August 2019 01:05 (four years ago) link

He’s actually getting worse

Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib’s grandmother. She doesn’t have to see her now!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

TBH I am pretty disappointed in Tlaib for that.

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

I can’t find what the speech restrictions she would have been placed under were, but it seems reasonable that she might refuse if they were exclusive to her & no other visiting politicians

He’s actually getting worse

https://giphy.com/gifs/trump-disability-mocks-lF5li31f8WdKo

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

Idk how you can be disappointed in Tlaib for her reaction when the nation of Israel was asking a woman of color in a position of political power to be a Good Girl and not make waves

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

agreed

I'd say Israel's case as a "tolerant democracy" (per E Warren) isn't even worth laughing at.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

my apologies - i somehow missed the part about the restrictions on her speech israel was demanding.

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

heard audio clip of Tlaib weeping about her decision

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

The scene at Steve King’s town hall today in Grundy Center, Iowa. Photo by Brenna Norman pic.twitter.com/PEtHkmmaFN

— corinne_perkins (@corinne_perkins) August 17, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 August 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

am i the only one who didn't know (until NOW) that stephen miller got his start in washington in 2007 as the press secretary for michele bachmann, then in her first term?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

I didn’t know that but I know he tried to get David Horowitz to speak at his high school and then at his university

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 18 August 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link

That is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMydq6vGW8

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link

spoiler, you don't learn much, you're just pretty much "wow you fuckin' prick" at the screen a bunch until it's over

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link

judging by that screen cap if just a couple of butterflies had flapped their wings differently he’d be the most ruthless rockabilly promoter in arizona right now

maura, Sunday, 18 August 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 August 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link

km otm
how does that guy look ten years older than me but he's ten years younger than me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 18 August 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

White Supremacy Does Crack

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 August 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

Ogruf Miller is pretty much immune till Trump leaves office (if he does). After that, he's toxic, and will have to find a job pumping gas (the less toxic kind).

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Monday, 19 August 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link

no, he'll remain a prominent member of the GOP establishment, like he was before trump was elected.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link

new levels in looney tunes

Wow, Report Just Out! Google manipulated from 2.6 million to 16 million votes for Hillary Clinton in 2016 Election! This was put out by a Clinton supporter, not a Trump Supporter! Google should be sued. My victory was even bigger than thought! @JudicialWatch

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 19, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

Ah! Already creating doubt about the 2020 results, I see.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

lol is he saying Judicial Watch was a Clinton supporting group?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

i'd love an election about climate change and zoning laws and antitrust but this does feel about right

Most of the left thinks this is sad but elections are referendum on incumbents. Trump's weird, angry and lazy tweets do make him look bad. Any strategy talking about things Trump does that people dont like will probably "work" reasonably well. https://t.co/N2DonLJEl3

— Jon Walker (@JonWalkerDC) August 19, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

Dem strategy should be "aren't you tired of this shit?" because a majority of voters are tired of this shit

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

it's exhausting

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

yeah the problem is an election on those issues would be extremely tiring!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

Yeah. A one-note election fought daily over whatever Trump tweeted that morning will be excruciating.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

It's a winning strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrX3Ql31URA

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

steadfastly clowning Trump for being the lazy, ineffectual Twitter Prez doesn't seem like a bad tact. would certainly drive him insane. on Twitter no less.

circa1916, Monday, 19 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

I'd love to see a dem campaign that evokes or responds to him as little as possible. Just pose a more attractive vision than the world of diseased ejaculations we currently inhabit. It shouldn't be that hard.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

Yeah. A one-note election fought daily over whatever Trump tweeted that morning will be excruciating.

I don't think that's the tactic they're proposing. I think the tactic they're proposing is a combination of Warren's "I have a plan for that" and periodically mentioning, "Hey, did you ever notice that Trump hasn't actually accomplished any of the shit he promised four years ago, but he still has time to tweet like 15 times a day? What's wrong with him, anyway?"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

Some blowhard on MSNBC remarked the other day that evidence shows many of the indies whom he lost in 2018 did so precisely because they were sick to death of him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

his supporters don't care that he lies all the time and they love the fact that he's an unrepentant racist, but they do seem to have trouble defending how lazy/obviously dumb the guy is, choosing to always deflect to the time Obama said "57 states" or whatever. I keep hoping some interviewer or debate moderator is gonna nail him by just asking him to explain something any middle schooler would know but they haven't really done that yet. Actually they kinda did a bit in 2015 but the other GOP candidates would step in to take a bullet for him

frogbs, Monday, 19 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

his supporters don't care that he lies all the time and they love the fact that he's an unrepentant racist, but they do seem to have trouble defending how lazy/obviously dumb the guy is, choosing to always deflect to the time Obama said "57 states" or whatever. I keep hoping some interviewer or debate moderator is gonna nail him by just asking him to explain something any middle schooler would know but they haven't really done that yet. Actually they kinda did a bit in 2015 but the other GOP candidates would step in to take a bullet for him

― frogbs, Monday, August 19, 2019 2:23 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I fantasized about that happening in the last election. However, if this happened he would just trail off into some rant that has nothing to do with the question.

Hypothetically, the only way to get him on it is to give him misleading "clues" that will cause him to BS around what information he thinks you're giving him rather than what he's actually supposed to know. Helps if you appeal to his lingo and the way he compartmentalizes things.

"Can you name all of the branches of government that you believe are doing the best jobs, and all of the ones that could be working even harder? What does each one do and what could they be doing? What could their top leaders be doing better? Many people are saying there are too many. How many are there?"

Something like that.

Evan, Monday, 19 August 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

what if we just hire a seven-year-old to kick him in the shins every time he tries to talk

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

I like this plan

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

a seven-year-old kicking a seven-year-old

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

Seven-year-olds with freakin' LAWNMOWERS...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/368/192/3b9.jpg

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

his sense of humor is really fucked up. there's a reason he never laughs. he has no idea what is funny. like, he doesn't get that this is exactly what he would do:

I promise not to do this to Greenland! pic.twitter.com/03DdyVU6HA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

Goldland

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link


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