This is the best Medium article I have ever read

The opening line is *chef's kiss*

I seriously cannot stop laughing at this thing. I want very badly to share it on my job's internal Slack channel (and it would be fine to do so but not professional so I won't, but still)

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

thanks for posting this, because it prompted me to go and get burritos for dinner and they were delicious. although my wife was a bit concerned at first when her first mouthful consisted almost entirely of rice