The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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That voicemail was just him making piggy noises and giggling.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

would looove to see some of the 1% pollers just spend their time trolling the ever loving shit out of him. too bad none of them are funny/ clever, Yang’s decent zing notwithstanding

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

remember when everyone made fun of North Korea for doing shit like this

.@SamSeder have you seen this from Trump's rally in PA? From this Facebook post: https://t.co/REJ39XtYWi pic.twitter.com/lYUUtDPTYC

— Chris Mielo (@chrismielo) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

i had a disturbingly realistic dream last night of running into Steve King at a loud busy bar and bullying him just short of the point of physically assaulting him. woke up before i got my hands around his neck.

maybe I should take a internet politics break

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Is there another kind of politics?

pomenitul, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

LUNCH WILL NOT BE PROVIDED for September title.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

Liz showing that "typical Democrat" side

Note the centering of Israel and what’s best for Israel. Feel free guys to stop doing this at any point. https://t.co/OPGRDI9yhe

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 15, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

nah, that's a lame take

mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

‘Fattest president since Taft’: Anthony Scaramucci’s Twitter account suspended after he calls out Trump https://t.co/LJma72MThG

— Raw Story (@RawStory) August 16, 2019

Trump's white supremacist bullshit is apparently fine but you can't call him fat

lmao @ this dumb website

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

#suspended4truth

THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

as the mueller report made clear, you cannot suspend a sitting president on twitter

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Not just Mueller but the Founding Fathers + the Constitution, possibly the Magna Carta IIRC.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link

Congress shall make no law subtweeting freedom of speech

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

just wanted to call to not apologize about calling someone else overweight

Trump told the man it was the president calling, that he wasn’t talking about him when he fat-shamed someone, and thanked him for support, per Trump aides. https://t.co/YcCz0SU3gN

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

People criticizing Warren for that statement are incredibly stupid people who don't understand the concept or utility of diplomacy and should be laughed at and ignored until they immolate themselves out of spite

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link

Boycott Apartheid Israel

the end

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

They're looking for an excuse, ANY excuse, to justify not supporting Warren if it comes to that.

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

No, but keep saying it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

oh yeah, kissing Netanyahu's ass is a *minor* consideration, how genteel

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

Kissing ass, or having diplomats undertake mediated discussions?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

whack Bibi

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

She's not kissing anyone's ass in that statement, give it a rest

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

[post that would get me banned]

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

Say it, I don't give a shit

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

I guess "antagonize them until they set themselves on fire" is also a strategy

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

In an email to constituents reported by the Tampa Bay Times, Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R-FL, pictured above) included a series of talking points that his spokesperson told the paper were “provided by the House Republican Conference.”

If asked, “Do you believe white nationalism is driving more mass shootings recently?” the talking points falsely respond that the El Paso shooter and the man who shot Congresswoman Gaby Giffords were politically “from the left.”

“White nationalism and racism are pure evil and cannot be tolerated in any form,” the talking points included in the email said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter and Antifa.”

both sides, even if not both sides

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

Gus Bilirakis is the grandson of Greek immigrants.

whew, thought he was a harkonnen for a second

mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

He’s trying to spin the El Paso shooter as a leftist?

akm, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

disingenuousness aside, has "antifa" been responsible for a single shooting?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

To be fair though, the shooter did take a much harder line on Israel than certain notorious liberals!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

no

xp

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

“There’s a discussion in Greenland about the cost of independence and how to pay for that,” said Rasmus Kjaergaard Rasmussen, an expert on Greenland and Arctic affairs at Roskilde University in Denmark. “Either they sell a lot fish, find oil in the Arctic region, find uranium or other minerals and tax them. Or they find a new Denmark, a new sponsor to cover the $740 million. That could be the United States.”

The 51st state?

calstars, Friday, 16 August 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link

He’s trying to spin the El Paso shooter as a leftist?

― akm, Friday, August 16, 2019 8:29 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I saw a mighty effort to spin the Dayton shooter as one, but when lol nothing matters anymore who cares which one is which

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

Many people are saying they were both heavily far left, and also the same about the Oklahoma City bomber

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link

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Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

Love that horseshoe theory

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 August 2019 01:05 (four years ago) link

He’s actually getting worse

Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib’s grandmother. She doesn’t have to see her now!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

TBH I am pretty disappointed in Tlaib for that.

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

I can’t find what the speech restrictions she would have been placed under were, but it seems reasonable that she might refuse if they were exclusive to her & no other visiting politicians

He’s actually getting worse

https://giphy.com/gifs/trump-disability-mocks-lF5li31f8WdKo

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

Idk how you can be disappointed in Tlaib for her reaction when the nation of Israel was asking a woman of color in a position of political power to be a Good Girl and not make waves

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

agreed

I'd say Israel's case as a "tolerant democracy" (per E Warren) isn't even worth laughing at.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

my apologies - i somehow missed the part about the restrictions on her speech israel was demanding.

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

heard audio clip of Tlaib weeping about her decision

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

The scene at Steve King’s town hall today in Grundy Center, Iowa. Photo by Brenna Norman pic.twitter.com/PEtHkmmaFN

— corinne_perkins (@corinne_perkins) August 17, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 August 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

am i the only one who didn't know (until NOW) that stephen miller got his start in washington in 2007 as the press secretary for michele bachmann, then in her first term?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

I didn’t know that but I know he tried to get David Horowitz to speak at his high school and then at his university

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 18 August 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link

That is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMydq6vGW8

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link

spoiler, you don't learn much, you're just pretty much "wow you fuckin' prick" at the screen a bunch until it's over

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link

judging by that screen cap if just a couple of butterflies had flapped their wings differently he’d be the most ruthless rockabilly promoter in arizona right now

maura, Sunday, 18 August 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link


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