best "rock" (or whatever) couplet ever

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Now wipe that look from your face
the world is that which is the case

― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:45 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"chump change" is such a good lyric

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man said "Son, if it was up to me."

Fat man sitting on a little stool
Takes the money from my hand, while his eyes take a walk all over you

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

It looks a lot like engine oil, and tastes like being poor and small
And Popsicles in summer.

How will you know when you've found me at last?
Cause I'll be the one be the one be the one, with my heart in my lap.

God, Neko.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

You were so strange
You didn't have the decency to change the sheets

FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Monday, 25 November 2019 06:45 (four years ago) link

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world

Lily Dale, Monday, 25 November 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

Drink couvoissier from a shell
San Francisco show and tell

calstars, Monday, 25 November 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

it's kirschwasser, not courvoissier

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 25 November 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Blood stains the ivories of my daddy’s baby grand
Ain’t seen the daylights since I started this band

calstars, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

emmylou harrisssssssssssss

one thing they don't tell you 'bout the blues when you got 'em,
you keep on fallin' 'cause they're ain't no bottom, there ain't no end
(from "Red Dirt Girl")

I send up my S.O.S.,a message in a bottle set out to sea
It just reads "Soul in distress", but nobody ever got back to me
(from the criminally obscure "Can You Hear Me Now")

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:29 (four years ago) link

Is there concrete all around
Or is it in my head?

Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:58 (four years ago) link

not bad kids/
just stupid ones

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 March 2020 02:17 (four years ago) link

All aboard Brenda's iron sledge,
Please don't call me Reg, it's not my name

Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link

If you brought a big brown bag of them home,
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot

Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link

Not from a canonically legendary song or anything, but:

We said “okay, we understand”
When backs were turned, we made plans

It's just my luck, I get hit by a car
While carrying a cake
Dripping cherries, onto the pavement
Bride and groom on my face

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 6 March 2020 07:47 (four years ago) link

Yeeeah, straight from the top of my dome,
As I "rock, rock, rock, rock", rocka mik-a-phone

Deflatormouse, Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link

^^^ winner

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link

his death won't even be still --
caroms over the landfill

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

Love the guy but tweedy is the last dude I’d expect to come across in this thread

calstars, Friday, 20 March 2020 02:36 (four years ago) link

O as the heavens shudder baby
I belong to you

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link

The next four lines, too:

So is this what it's come to?
Am I cold or just a little bit warm?
Oh well
Give me an easy life and a peaceful death

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link

I don't know, but I've been told
Jimmy Page is just too damn old

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitán

morrisp, Monday, 13 April 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

«You look like you've been losin' sleep"
Said a stranger on a train
I fixed him with an ice cold stare
And said "I've been havin' those dreams again…»

Mule, Monday, 13 April 2020 12:05 (four years ago) link

Charlie, ferchrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of it
I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 13 April 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

favorite actor dennehy, favorite drink o'doul's
bears hawks sox bulls

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

No marigolds in the promised land
There's a hole in the ground where they used to grow

edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link

Saw Adam and Eve
without their leaves

Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

i'll never travel far
without a little Big Star

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

save my life, I'm going down for the last time
woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

i found an island in your arms, a country in your eyes?
arms are chains. eyes are lies

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link

It's the nexus of the crisis
The origin of storms

Mule, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:16 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Well, on the government website from the 21st March 2020
It said COVID-19 was no longer high risk

Scam Likely (morrisp), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

I live my life like a shot in the wind, if tomorrow don't come I know, I stole my share of fun for me
Cause I'm too fast, too rad, I'm going wasted when I go, the cost of freedom's never free

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 03:30 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

The backstage of your life
Is filled with props and lines you should have sung
The backstage of your life
Is filled with echoes of the ones you love

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

I'm the type of guy who doesn't have a type at all
I'm not dressed for this climate someone take me to the mall

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

if there's ever anyone else, i'll understand and kill him
and i'll overflow your every inlet, you will not cough and spit
you'll welcome me in
and i tell you with my tongue between your toes
if there's ever anyone else
don't let them do this

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

Oh, what an ordinary day
Take out the garbage, masturbate

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

When I saw mushroom head
I was born and I was dead

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

So let us not talk about the past
The descending voices when we dare
To fall in each other's arms
There is nothing to say about history

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

A sparkled shiny diner
Is a home fir wayward maga
Aghhhh

calstars, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

She tried to hit me with a mop,
And I can't stand it anymore.

BrianB, Friday, 16 April 2021 12:37 (three years ago) link

otm

It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

look it up in the bookmobile
look it up in the gun rack

brimstead, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

god's up in heaven or not there at all
and down on the ground ain't too far to fall

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 16 April 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link

I’ll never know
I’ll never know

calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link

rock rock til you drop
rock rock never stop

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link

you opened my mail apart at the seams
Now you know I live beyond my means

one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link

Yes, my world's tumbling down, stone by stone to the ground
Please take out the garbage

one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link

No more dragging this wormy anus ‘round on shag piles from Persia to Thrace
I've severed my reeking gonads, fed them to your shrunken face

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link


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