Yasiel Puig: I Can't Even Think of a Word That Rhymes!

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27386321/indians-puig-becomes-american-citizen

What a guy!

Puig our imitator. 😂 pic.twitter.com/VKcVJK9HFb

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) August 18, 2019

My offseason training with sumo wrestlers in Japan 🇯🇵 pic.twitter.com/HmqAaGpEej

— Yasiel Puig (@YasielPuig) December 14, 2019

He came up in an e-mail response on James's site today. Where is he? What happened? How can a 30-year-old who hit 24 HR and had a slash line of .267/.327/.458 when he last played two years ago not have potential value for someone? A little erratic, true, but he never really had a bad season, and I would think his flair and enthusiasm would be clubhouse positives.

Okay, I didn't know there were sexual assault allegations pending. That explains that.

he is apparently trying to start bench-clearing brawls for being pitched around

Esto esta caliente, caliente... 🔥 Se vaciaron las bancas

9🔽| 👹 MEX 8-5 VER 🦅#Vamo8D1ablos #LMB #LaTradiciónContinúa pic.twitter.com/gULHPx123q

— Internetv Deportes (@AYMSports) May 30, 2021

should probably direct his anger towards the ump if he'd been calling that pitch a strike all game

Shot: Yasiel Puig could do up to five years in prison for lying to the feds arising out of an illegal gambling ring.

Chaser: he was in over $200K in debt at one point, paid it, and then made 899 more bets in a two month period! https://t.co/NpxN6ls8SD

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) November 15, 2022

not a name i remember but perhaps some of you do:

Federal prosecutors today also filed a plea agreement for former MLB player Erik Kristian Hiljus, 49, of Panorama City, who agreed to plead guilty to two counts of subscribing to false tax returns and will face up to six years in federal prison upon entering his guilty plea. Hiljus was an agent for Nix’s illegal gambling business but did not work with Puig.