PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Sorry to link this lad but 👀

LibDem troubles...

Layla Moran not treading on Swinson’s toes today but told she is privately “much more on board” with a potential anti-no deal alliance with Corbyn and others

Allies say she is less tribal than Swinson and would deal with anyone opposing no deal...

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) August 15, 2019

https://pics.me.me/get-a-brain-morans-1083600.png

it was not in her nature to question the veracity of a young man of such amiable appearance as Wickham

corbyn is a secret catholic? i like this conspiracy theory, tell me more

A Maronite iirc.

he doesn't blair it out unlike some people

I like the smattering of LDs 'cutting up' their membership cards, posting the same pic each time...

And I've never heard anyone who wasn't on the Right mention Seamus Milne.

Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of "disrespecting the Catholic faith" after he took Holy Communion despite his apparent agnosticism.

The Labour leader, who has never practiced Catholicism, took wine and wafers during the funeral of the former GMB Union president Mary Turner, who died in July.

The Diocese of Westminster, which is responsible for the church Mr Corbyn was attending at the time, responded by saying that it expected celebrants to be "in full communion with the Catholic Church" in order to receive Communion.

soup without bread not much atin in it imo

Did he undergo the Rite of Confirmation, though?

Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of "disrespecting the Catholic faith" after he took Holy Communion despite his apparent agnosticism.

The Labour leader, who has never practiced Catholicism, took wine and wafers during the funeral of the former GMB Union president Mary Turner, who died in July.

The Diocese of Westminster, which is responsible for the church Mr Corbyn was attending at the time, responded by saying that it expected celebrants to be "in full communion with the Catholic Church" in order to receive Communion.

Followed by Telegraph pub bore fade out.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/09/commons-confidential-corbyn-secret-catholic

Honestly the Blair thing with him taking communion when he wasn’t really a full Catholic was weird as
― gyac, Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:51 AM (eight minutes ago)

ok, this is bad, corbyn is cancelled.

It's a little odd - even as a (protestant) christian I wouldn't take communion somewhere if I thought it might be counter to the faith. On the other hand, who cares?

He's misunderstanding because he's secretly Jewish, obviously.

When I was a nipper we had this paedo called Father Crowley in the boxy little converted ww2 cinema for a church. Once I copied an adult by putting my hands out for the communion host rather than taking in the mouth (fnarr) and he angrily blurted with spit going everywhere: are you a bloody Catholic?

Lol I’ve always used my hands, can’t believe the state of that

when i was a kid most older folk - greatest generation types - would do the tongue thing. majority would do hands.

Nobodies putting anything, even dead god meat, into my mouth directly.

It might have been because I'm a very Turkish/Asiatic looking whitey. But my unreliable memory says back in the late?70s taking host in the hand was an adults only privilege!

the older folk didn't like taking it in the hands because it was the body of christ and they weren't to sully it or something mad like that

if memory serves

contemporary opinion from cardinal robert sarah

Why do we insist on communicating standing in the hand? Why this attitude of lack of submission to the signs of God?

“[Receiving kneeling and on the tongue] is much more suited to the sacrament itself. I hope there can be a rediscovery and promotion of the beauty and pastoral value of this manner. In my opinion and judgment, this is an important question on which the church today must reflect. This is a further act of adoration and love that each of us can offer to Jesus Christ.”

(he's a wacko conservative)

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lol

Turkish/Asiatic looking whitey

one of my many schools was nunnish and we were on pain of beating (aged 6) to receive by moutj

Which order?

I went to a non-religious N.S. so they didn’t really care what we did as long as we didn’t pick bad confirmation names.

xxp

he might have been accusing me of being a Muslim/Hindu day tripper!

Fucking schismatics. No regard whatsoever for the Byzantines that birthed the whole racket.

we moved away before the order became an imprint on my consciousness tbh

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247 > 14
40% > 7%
500.000 > 99.000
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— Lea Ypi (@lea_ypi) August 15, 2019

correct

lol I forgot my confirmation name is Patrick - in fact i forgot i've even got a confirmation name.

Mods, can we vote on whether calz's username should be forcefully changed to 'Patrick'?

patzino

Relevant:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pazzino

(It's pronounced 'patzino'.)

I can't even remember choosing it, but if I did it shows rebellious I was. Unlike those Turks choosing their surnames from the Ataturk era who chose to be called names like Gonad or Arse for the lols.

How is that rebellious? It’s a saint’s name! One of my friends chose Jesus.

I think he meant that it shows how rebellious he was, i.e. not at all.

yep, wouldn't even say boo to a bishop.

This is not my best day posting on this thread! But still having a better one than Chuka.

"patzino" was good though

does Blair take the hosts in his hands, with some heat resistant gloves on. Not impressed with his fake Catholicism, he should have to spend a night in a coffin with Cardinal Hume's decaying corpse to prove he really has converted.

Catholic talk has sent gyac into self flagellation mode:p

It was!

2xp

fs lmao

Striking intervention by the newest LD MP, just 24 hours in https://t.co/KMg5EREvLo

— Tom Clark (@prospect_clark) August 15, 2019

No flagellation, just harsh reality!

that sweet, sweet message discipline
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what a day in british politics eh

the last best hope for humanity fuck knows tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q