the unstoppable local-biz-swallowing pseudo-monopoly that is AMAZON

xposts, ha An AI's depression is presumably self-generated?

'Just like puzzle pieces we fit into different pieces' - Bob Marley

On the more posi tip I have to say that neural network-generated utterances are becoming more convincing with each passing day. You could almost swear these were real people.

Thread is delivering legit horripilations today tbrr

https://techcrunch.com/2018/08/23/what-is-this-weird-twitter-army-of-amazon-drones-cheerfully-defending-warehouse-work/

there does not appear to be a single actual human deceived by this

this is not a real amazon bot but even still this is pretty funny

Hi Gavin, that is a photo of my twin brother, Tad. He's a model in Canada. We look very similar, I can understand the confusion (my left ear is slightly longer). Thanks!

— Billy - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCBilly) August 15, 2019

thank you to amazon for employing 19 year old grandma Rafael, who is 100% real pic.twitter.com/yDJds0VXcD

— pierre menard (@PierreMenard) August 15, 2019

No one is gonna tell Rafael what he can't do, be it in his capacity as a grandmother or his existence as a being whose ever-shuffling identity and apparent control of the space-time continuum allow him to simultaneously work and tweet without ever missing a beat or failing to be hyper-effusive about his Amazon-endowed good fortune.

At Amazon, we are family. We drink of the same chalice and, through the blood, we are reborn to the life everlasting. While you grow withered and hoary with age, we, the brides and bridegrooms of the Master, are untouched by the centuries. We are as gods. You are food to us. pic.twitter.com/pp1YG8Jtdq

— Adrian - Amazon FC Ambassador (@blagojevism) August 15, 2019

fuck anyone still buying anything from these scum

World’s richest man cuts health benefits for 1,900 Whole Foods workers

on Friday i removed all my "payment methods" and this week I'm deleting my account

https://www.aboutamazon.com/our-company/our-positions

"we support the federal government requiring us to do things people keep insisting we should do voluntarily, so that we retain our competitive advantage over other operators in the meantime"

same shit different day basically

I got whiplash reading that

As part of their HQ2 bid, Indiana absolved Amazon of responsibility for a worker's death:

https://www.indystar.com/story/news/investigations/2019/11/25/amazon-indiana-governor-eric-holcomb-warehouse-accident-hq-2/4282653002/

"A year after Terry’s death, Indiana officials quietly signed an agreement with Amazon to delete all the safety citations and fines."

indiana does that sort of shit even if there's no chance of getting any money from it

£1000 isn't a lot to cover up a death

Saw that Amazon is hiring 100,000 workers to keep up with demand. I can only assume they will use this crisis as an opportunity to consolidate power. When we come out the other side, whenever that is, other businesses will likely be in a weaker, possibly precarious position, but Amazon will be stronger than ever.

https://www.thereelbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/plancomes.gif

Yeah, I was thinking this is going to really accelerate the move to online retail.

Exclusive: Leader of today's Amazon warehouse coronavirus-related strike was just fired. He says it was retaliation. Amazon says it was enforcing safety rules by terminating him. https://t.co/YfuQBfJz86

— Josh Eidelson (@josheidelson) March 30, 2020

Mayor BdB is having the firing investigated.

click on the video for this toaster
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B085C89SHK/
wtf. is this ai music or something?

it's like the burial of toaster PR videos

thanks, i'm now obsessed with videos for this toaster

the customer ones are haunting

but re first one yes there is something beautifully bathetic about this yearning AI-Weeknd song soundtracking a real-time up-popping of toast

*toast pops up, lightly crisped*

♪ ♫
toasting you
couldn't be alone, couldn't be alone, couldn't be alone
loving you
couldn't be alone, couldn't be alone, couldn't be alone
tasting you
♫ ♩

i found it because i bought this toaster!

"and the rahrahs will survive / through our tears and our fears" made me need this toaster

when i make my toast at 3am, i want a machine that can provide a soundtrack to the gritty, waterlogged alley where i prepare my breakfast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwaRoCCwzxk

Amazon is now running several anti-union ads on Twitch to combat the organizing efforts by their workers in Alabama. pretty shameful stuff from both Amazon and Twitch! pic.twitter.com/08VLvZS0Ir

— Rod Breslau (@Slasher) February 25, 2021

gfy

1/3 I welcome @SenSanders to Birmingham and appreciate his push for a progressive workplace. I often say we are the Bernie Sanders of employers, but that’s not quite right because we actually deliver a progressive workplace https://t.co/Fq8D6vyuh9

— Dave Clark (@davehclark) March 24, 2021

The guillotine isn’t cruel enough.

doesn't seem destined for a bezos length turn does he

1/2 You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one.

— Amazon News (@amazonnews) March 25, 2021

...and Eurasia has always been at war with Eastasia.

last my memory hole said, these wages are great

amazon workers, face toward the...(what is the competitor to amazon? wal-mart? what??) walton family and scream for 2 minutes

Absolutely not seething with resentment

All we want to know is why the Sen is one of the most powerful pols in VT for 30+ yrs and their min wage is STILL only $11.75.AMZN’s min wage is $15 + great health care from Day 1.The Sen should save his finger wagging lecture until after he actually delivers in his own backyard. https://t.co/dRo2Tv1xDQ

— Dave Clark (@davehclark) March 25, 2021

1/2 You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one.

— Amazon News (@amazonnews) March 25, 2021

Really something how bullish anon corporate bluetick accounts are getting.

I like it when it's Ben & Jerry attacking UK government policy tho

In a weird way, I take this recent counterattack stuff as kind of a good sign. It shows that they are finally starting to feel some pressure, since in the past they just buried their heads in the sand and pretended none of this even existed. The fact that they've had to crank up the counterattack may just be a sign that the tide might be starting to turn for the workers.

The sourcing for the peeing-in-bottles story is a bit thin — basically an undercover reporter found one bottle of urine while working at a warehouse, and there are reports of delivery drivers peeing in bottles on the road. (Drivers peeing in bottles is a long-established thing that far predates Amazon, fwiw.)

It is not hard to believe both that the stress and working conditions inside the warehouses is very bad, and also that people actually peeing in bottles is an extremely rare occurrence. Probably not a rhetorical hill to die on.

I agree that bathroom breaks aren't the only issue, but there's no need to downplay it imo.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/16/17243026/amazon-warehouse-jobs-worker-conditions-bathroom-breaks

Bloodworth’s findings are in line with first-hand accounts collected in the survey by worker rights platform Organise, which reported that 74 percent of workers avoid using the toilet for fear of being warned they had missed their target numbers.

I agree with jon though, the company getting publicly defensive and trying to gaslight Bernie Sanders on twitter looks much weaker than blithely ignoring this stuff because you know it won't stick. This is also a sign of something: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-24/facebook-amazon-edge-out-other-corporate-giants-in-lobby-spend

just tbc: it was the classic abuser's rhetorical strategy of "if they didn't like being exploited, they would leave" that I was struck by in that tweet, not really the substance of the bottle anecdote

Oh yeah, the company's tweets are all bad and are deservedly blowing up in its face. And people feeling pressured not to take bathroom breaks is much better supported by reporting than the pee bottle thing specifically — which of course is why the tweet singled that out rather than addressing the actual problem of working people so hard they're afraid to go to the bathroom.