PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Lol

I’ve offered to meet Jeremy Corbyn to discuss how we can work together on a deliverable plan to stop no-deal, including the option of uniting behind an MP who can command a majority in the House.

— Jo Swinson (@joswinson) August 15, 2019

swinson pwned

Events, dear boy, events

guto bebb believes installing jc as pm will offer him the best chance at capturing han solo alive

Guto shot first.

Surely that was Grievo?

Indeed, my bad.

I did not realise there were Lady Hermon for unity PM truthers, jfc. Literally people casting about for their “neutral” saviour and frantically googling lists of independent MPs and finding a Lady they’ve never heard of who’s independent. Scratches those neutral/professional/forelock-tugging issues. Does she have any political views? Who cares!

I did not realise there were Lady Hermon for unity PM truthers, jfc. Literally people casting about for their “neutral” saviour and frantically googling lists of independent MPs and finding a Lady they’ve never heard of who’s independent. Scratches those neutral/professional/forelock-tugging issues. Does she have any political views? Who cares!

Harman and Clarke are at least Mother and Father of the House, but that should also be a big clue as to why all the GNU fanfic is just waaaaay too Westminster Bubble.

I did not realise there were Lady Hermon for unity PM truthers, jfc. Literally people casting about for their “neutral” saviour and frantically googling lists of independent MPs and finding a Lady they’ve never heard of who’s independent. Scratches those neutral/professional/forelock-tugging issues. Does she have any political views? Who cares!

Is this trolling y/n

Honestly I can't imagine anything more likely to turbo-charge Eurosceptic sentiment in this country than picking some random MP to be PM out of the blue.

Give it Giggsy til the end of the season.

xxp is this a non-rhetorical question

*grievesy

What the fuck. Just posting utter shit calmly as I always do.

Has anyone else realized there are Lady Hermon for unity PM truthers, or am I on my own there?

gyac's phone for pm

Zing for PM.

Give it Giggsy til the end of the season.

outrageous takeover of the democratic processes and procedures of my phone by MR gyacs phone there

post twice if you’re MR seumas milne

NEW: numbers looking even trickier, never mind for putting Corbyn in but for a motion of confidence itself. Chris Leslie tells me the five Change MPs might not vote against the govt in September.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) August 15, 2019

Best Corbyn conspiracy theories:

1. He’s a secret Catholic
2. He’s under the control of MR Seumas Milne
3. He can’t understand Ulysses
4. His cat doesn’t like him
5. Only twitter trolls like him (13 million of them?)

Worst:

1. He’s under the control of (((Momentum)))
2. He voted Leave
3. He is a master game player who wants no deal
4. He’s never read Ulysses
5. That actually was him at that IRA funeral

spare change, gov

Nothing about his being a Russian plant?

xp

VOTE CHANGE
*corbyn offers change*
NO NOT LIKE THAT

5. That actually was him at that IRA funeral

xp lol this is so desperate for attention. Chuka must be wishing he’d stayed put.

pom I was folding the Russia theory into the MR Seumas Milne and Leave theories

being told Hermon to forge new catetaker dictatorship with soon to be ex Chelsea manager. The Lady with The Lamps.

Sorry to link this lad but 👀

LibDem troubles...

Layla Moran not treading on Swinson’s toes today but told she is privately “much more on board” with a potential anti-no deal alliance with Corbyn and others

Allies say she is less tribal than Swinson and would deal with anyone opposing no deal...

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) August 15, 2019

https://pics.me.me/get-a-brain-morans-1083600.png

it was not in her nature to question the veracity of a young man of such amiable appearance as Wickham

corbyn is a secret catholic? i like this conspiracy theory, tell me more

A Maronite iirc.

he doesn't blair it out unlike some people

I like the smattering of LDs 'cutting up' their membership cards, posting the same pic each time...

And I've never heard anyone who wasn't on the Right mention Seamus Milne.

Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of "disrespecting the Catholic faith" after he took Holy Communion despite his apparent agnosticism.

The Labour leader, who has never practiced Catholicism, took wine and wafers during the funeral of the former GMB Union president Mary Turner, who died in July.

The Diocese of Westminster, which is responsible for the church Mr Corbyn was attending at the time, responded by saying that it expected celebrants to be "in full communion with the Catholic Church" in order to receive Communion.

soup without bread not much atin in it imo

Did he undergo the Rite of Confirmation, though?

Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of "disrespecting the Catholic faith" after he took Holy Communion despite his apparent agnosticism.

The Labour leader, who has never practiced Catholicism, took wine and wafers during the funeral of the former GMB Union president Mary Turner, who died in July.

The Diocese of Westminster, which is responsible for the church Mr Corbyn was attending at the time, responded by saying that it expected celebrants to be "in full communion with the Catholic Church" in order to receive Communion.

Followed by Telegraph pub bore fade out.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/09/commons-confidential-corbyn-secret-catholic

Honestly the Blair thing with him taking communion when he wasn’t really a full Catholic was weird as
― gyac, Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:51 AM (eight minutes ago)

ok, this is bad, corbyn is cancelled.

It's a little odd - even as a (protestant) christian I wouldn't take communion somewhere if I thought it might be counter to the faith. On the other hand, who cares?

He's misunderstanding because he's secretly Jewish, obviously.

When I was a nipper we had this paedo called Father Crowley in the boxy little converted ww2 cinema for a church. Once I copied an adult by putting my hands out for the communion host rather than taking in the mouth (fnarr) and he angrily blurted with spit going everywhere: are you a bloody Catholic?

Lol I’ve always used my hands, can’t believe the state of that

when i was a kid most older folk - greatest generation types - would do the tongue thing. majority would do hands.

Nobodies putting anything, even dead god meat, into my mouth directly.

It might have been because I'm a very Turkish/Asiatic looking whitey. But my unreliable memory says back in the late?70s taking host in the hand was an adults only privilege!