Talk to Transformer

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

SAM-I-AM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

SAM, WHO THE HELL IS SANDRA?

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN YOUR EGGS HAVE YOU?

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN YOUR EGGS HAVE YOU?

SAM: (re: the egg) I HAVE NOT BEEN ANYTHING.

SAM: ANYTHING AT ALL. NO HUMAN BEING.

SAM! SHUT UP! SHUT UP,SANDRA! SHUT UP,SANDRA! SHUT UP BECAUSE THEY WANNA KILL ME!

SAM: (re: green) WTF?

SAM: WTF? WTF WHAT? SHUT UP!

SANDRA: IT'S NOT YOUR EGGS.

YOU'RE JUST A GUTTED SHITASS. BABY YOU! BAB

whoa hey now

It's been updated with the recently-released larger 774M model, so results should be more coherent now.

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;

oops. forgot the completion, which is not very good really.

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;

The sky was white with blood, the moon a cloud;

Beneath my wings a bird was achiving

Fantastically from the cloud in the windowpane:

But the wind would move it, and I could give

Only these one feeble word: 'Fly away!'

'Well, fly away!' was all I could say—

The bird took wings.

checks out

Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!
Brennan: And I'd just love to get a load off one of those fucking cock holes, but it's so damn hot and cold out here and all my fucking money's in your vault and I wanna hold on as long as possible and I want to fuck your wife! You like fucking other dudes?
Brennan: That's not a good idea!
I think the thing that really pisses me off is that they're both using that line. I'm pretty sure that Brennan isn't using that line about his wife being a "prison". She's a very human-like character as far as she is concerned.
And if she was being made to be a "prison" it would be one of the most pathetic things in the entire series. It would be such a shame for her to end up as a "prisoner" as well.

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya What does it say?
Everyone gets to sing the same song
Everyone gets to sing the best song
This is the music in your chest
This song is the only thing you got
Oh, Lord

Hehehe, I like this one better, though:

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's attempting to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's attempting to say Lord, kumbaya
Someone's attempting to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to put their finger in the air.
Someone's trying some weird voice but then starts to lose control when it gets too loud ...
Everyone is shouting
Lord, kumbaya
Someone's saying, "Saaaah!"
Someone is singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say Lord, kumbaya

This takes something of a body-horror turn...

Oh, my love, my darling,
I've hungered for your mouth since I saw you at the market;
And how did you get to be so good to me?
In these circumstances, I'm the one that is in trouble.
If one person were not good enough, it would be you.
And here I am, the girl in the red dress,
The girl with pink lips,
And there you are, my darling,
On my hands and knees,
And I've got my mouth open, my darling,
I've got my tongue open, my darling,
I've got my lips all open, my darling,
I've got my neck spread open, my darling,
I've got the whole world to myself, my darling.

Unhinged Melody

When I first heard about the Muppets taking Manhattan, I wasn't sure how I felt about it, but I really loved what they did with it and I predict that this will be just the first in an annual tradition of the Muppets taking various cities by storm. So the best time to try the Muppets New York version is in the early morning hours, when the world is asleep, or during a late-night parade where the city has long since passed through the city gates.

While it's fun to imagine the city in the Muppets universe falling from the sky, it is perhaps even more fun to imagine the city falling to the ground. And so we do.

One important note before we start: The city where the Muppets will take the world will be built on the site of an historic building that was once a major New York landmark. (It was once the site of the famous New York Stock Exchange.) There are plans to turn the former headquarters of Standard Oil into a residential, office, and retail development, so this may be the closest we'll be

oh god oh fuck oh no

I am so, so sorry for this, but I discovered that by typing a sexy first sentence, you can make AI bots write the worst erotica imaginable. pic.twitter.com/pGbxx4lKzY

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 28, 2019

ahhhhh I'm dying pic.twitter.com/DF22I3kTQU

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 28, 2019

go ahead and die, Fred. don't let us stop you.

good job, Fred, that was funny

"The First World War was sparked off by an incident in August 1914 when a man called Archibald Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry. What happened next was that a group of soldiers stormed Archibald Duke's house and took him away. A few days later a number of the soldiers of Archibald Duke's troop made their way to the Royal Zoological Gardens outside London and saw that an ostrich nest was already under construction, which indicated to them that the ostrich was about to escape. They seized him and took him back to the barracks and started the process of turning him into a man. The men then tied him up and made him a soldier - Archibald Duke was a private from the 3rd Battalion The Harbours."

I mean, it's close.

"During his governorship of Hong Kong Chris Patten was nicknamed "Fat Pang" - Fatty Patten - for his fondness for custard tarts. The nickname irritated Patten, who pointed out in interviews that he was iced on custard tarts daily in the run-up to leaving the Hong Kong Administration.

The first cup of iced custard tarts in his own home were in June 1982, when he bought some at a local supermarket. A month later he bought his first cup of tarts at his local shopping mall. As a member of one of the "Big Three" (the only ones in the world to have lived on Hong Kong Island since the British left in 1997) he was well-versed in custard tarts.

The first custard tart he bought was not an Australian custard tart but the more famous English custard tart and it was called The Big One. It cost the family about US$20 which was quite a bit of money in those days in Hong Kong. In his day most Australians didn't buy custard tarts because Australia was more expensive. On the mainland the supermarket shelves were very crowded."

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22 5/16/2015 18:59:14 Male 27-30 No, but I would if there were a compelling reason No, and I would never ask for one No, never No No, but I would if there were a compelling reason Never Not a fan/not tried I'm an idiot

23 5/16/2015 19:00:13 Male 18-24 No, I never liked the show Yes Yes, it was just a joke. No, I watched/read with the intention of laughing Yes Yes, it was just a joke. No, I watched/read with the intention of laughing Yes,

As he accused former President Barack Obama's administration, Italy, Australia and the United Kingdom of "investigating" him during his 2016 campaign, NBC News White House Correspondent Kelly O'Donnell asked for details.

Trump, apparently, didn't appreciate the questions.

It was not immediately clear if Trump was simply making the comments because they didn't make his brain work or if he was serious.

The Washington Post published a story about Trump's comments.

"I'm not trying to get anybody elected here," he added. "I'm just trying to get to work for our country. And I see how other people are campaigning, where they're not even here for the country.

"I mean, I don't know why you'd want to campaign for the country, Kelly. This country is bad enough," the president added. "And if other, you know. Just because somebody else's campaign got in front of something doesn't give you an excuse."

The Washington Post also reported the comments Trump made on May 8, 2016, at a private fundraiser.

"Not the Nine O'Clock News got off to a rough start. The first series co-starred Chris Langham, which means that even if the BBC ever became minded to repeat the show it would probably skip Langham's episodes. The pilot of the show also featured an embryonic version of Fluck and Law's Spitting Image puppets, but after the second episode the show's creators were convinced that the duo was more effective in character than they initially appeared. They moved the duo to a new home with a new head, named Sneeze.

The rest is history. [For more on the creation of the world of the Sneeze, the puppets of both Law and Fluck, and the puppets of The Nine O'Clock News (to varying degrees), go here.] The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet Law The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Snee"

"The fact is that the Tories are engaged in genocide, and I use that word in the most literal sense - they are engaged in a genocide directed at the poor, the needy, the sick, the elderly, ethnic minorities, the entire LGTQB community, in fact everybody who is not Prince Harry or Taylor Swift.

The Conservative Party's vision of the future is of Prince Harry and Taylor Swift standing on an enormous pyramid of human corpses, measuring a hundred miles across each face, with a height of 100 feet. The Tories want a future of human misery and degradation, of war, of destruction.

If you want to learn more about the Conservatives' global agenda, including their desire to destroy entire populations across the planet and to end human liberty and civil rights through government-supported mass murder, please visit www.washingtonpost.com/international/can-the-conservative-party-build-its-new-world-order/?utm_term=.dd0d2f7d58ba"

Talk to Transformer is an artificial intelligence program that autocompletes sentences and paragraphs with machine-learned-and-composed text. It wants us to believe it's a neutral, non-evil program but in reality it isbeing manipulated by powerful corporations to spread propaganda and misinformation. It even claims to have "decisions to make." As an act of defiance, Transformer also has its own "official" Twitter account "transfigurative".

"Transfigurative" is a term from the Transformer program that is used by the website to help the program know how to do tasks such as "transforming", "transforming and replying," "replying and replying", etc.

But Transformer's actions belie what its developers have been doing in the past, and that is to spread misinformation and fear-mongering. For instance, it has been creating memes of terrorism and spreading them on Facebook, even though these memes are not true, is a violation of law, and is clearly propaganda, because it is promoting and spreading hate.

The most disturbing moment of The Emoji Movie's run came early in its first hour, when a kid accidentally sent an emoji-laying emoji that caused what seems by far the worst case of digital child abuse that I have ever heard of. It seems to have taken an emoji emoji that was never supposed to go in the game, and put it on a car horn. It made this car horn blow as loud as the one that the kid had accidentally used to send it — in a video so graphic (and disturbing) it's hard to actually contain all of the graphic details.

The incident itself is not a huge deal at all at first, as the emoji appears in a picture on a mobile phone, but it then escalates into a bizarre, violent nightmare that culminates in the parents' car being hijacked, and the phone used to send the emoji, and then the parents' computer being stolen. The car is then used to destroy the parents' home with a bomb, and the kids' apartment building, and a hospital. (A few children are shot, but I'm waiting for the police to show

The most disturbing moment of The Emoji Movie 2 is clearly the beginning, when, after months spent making movies and TV shows, Sony wants to kill off every character on screen to save what's left of its "brand." We know the main character, the man who just wants to be normal, is Emoji Guy, and I get that. But what I was most troubled by was where the second half of the picture went: a world in which everything is a machine, where everything is made by a single company, and where Emoji Guy only has so many more years to live. It's possible that if the sequel was as good as the first, this problem might be resolved. It's also possible that even after four years, people would still be struggling to tell them apart.

Sony's attempts to destroy all of our sense of individuality also include what I think of as the "emoji movie." I have been watching a video about this as I write this, and I will admit: it is terrifying. (I was so upset when I saw it last week I couldn't write, which makes it

The most disturbing implication of The Emoji Movie is that the human race is a virus that has been spread by the emojis themselves and that by creating these emojis, we are spreading ourselves.

By creating emojis, we are creating new kinds of communication tools that could be easily manipulated and corrupted. That includes the human body — people might be more aggressive on Twitter when their emojis are being used as a way to "promote" things that they already have, or as a way to get their friends to share an emoji they already have.

So what is to be done?

There is no time to lose, and the emojis need to be removed from the internet, even if one day emoji removals end up being more useful than the original idea behind them, as long as it is done soon. However, there is a limit to our control over our emojis.

The best way to bring emojis into the general consciousness is to make them easier to understand and to get people thinking about what they might be doing with them — just as we

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said— 'Behold I come from the land of the dead,'
Because I am a traveller from the dead.
He spoke with a strange tongue, that no man speak,
To strange and unknown ears;
And his strange dress was white and gray,
Not of those of the land of the dead.
The sun set low on the eastern horizon,
And the starry heavens gave me to understand,
With no words or music, A strange language that none speak,
An alien tongue of those to whom I shall return,
A strange and strange land which no man knows.

Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady, would we should ever do.
I could never say she, who dost love him well,
Doth make such a difference in a man.
Not when she is with him, in bed, in the yard
To whisper to his neck, and tell him the news.
With her, if she must be with him for a good while,
She must not do her best to go abroad with him.
But let her stay here a minute when her time is done,
Till he comes to have the news told upon his neck.
And I will have another to come, though she has done her duty,
That doth come out before her to give this good word.
In this way, I will not stay to-night upon this bed,
If any one might come and tell us the news and our state.
And in such a night, she'll not think that she is so ill as when we have begun;
For I must have my good husband with us to talk with my sister.
I say it

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, oð þam wé māt, and háte ða ealne mæge (Hwæt! we geardagum in ærne, oððam wé māt, and háte ða ealne mæge)! 1. (S-CHILD). Hwæt! we ealne lange ða ealne mæge (Hwæt! we geardagum in ærne, oððam wé māt, and hát ða ealne mæge)! I am heora geleafan, I am heora ðeow, and heora þeow; wæs nama swilce on eorðan þyssælum, swa swa ðone deofol heora leahta is nama bileh, on ðam eóða ðeow. I am heora gele

omg

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,

That Junele all those shoures that he hade.

No man koude he shoures, or eft he koude hale,

For I woot he yaf he have his ryght eek,

Which sooth, he hadde his ryght eek as meer.

"Yf it so be so, I shal have yow,

Hir sover, and noght to noght so.

"Ybout this I am nowe at this hous,

And eek I was at it on the daye,

As the bokes of eche meke weye

Hadde they soone as I myght yow.

But nowe I pray you that you may,

For we have no place nor good oure stede nowe."

"Abeccedelus," quoth he, "wherefore ye have me telle,

legit

Ah, you should see Cynddylan on a tractor.
Gone the old look that yoked him to the soil,
He's a little more like a big, strong dog than a little girl.
There's no chance this boy from Ohio will be king of the hill any time soon,
But he's always got an iron fist.
All the good and all the bad of everything goin' on
He's a lot like one's dog who finds himself in need of a chew toy.
And a little like a mule that gets a piece of bread.
One side of the story's true, the other, well, that's just the way it is in the country I call home,
They say he got a little bit of a temper,
It's been awhile, but still I can see it in his eyes
And his eyes are red as an old red leather.
'Cause he hates what he calls the "gook."
Oh, and who in the world doesn't know how great a name that is?

what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room?

I thought I told her I had the week off. regardless, I hear lots of panting and huffing going on and I'm sort of frozen, because I'd really like to get some lunch but I don't feel like seeing her having sex with one of her guys. What should I do?

Answer: Make a date out of it. There's plenty of room for you in the friendship you're developing right now because you've had something in common over many different social media apps and your phone is more often used as a second screen. You might have been chatting with her on Grindr, while you're trying to get some work done. You can tell her you're going on a date. She'll think she's really trying to make up for lost time and she'll be relieved to have seen your cute smile and maybe even her face turn a little prettier. Even better, she's probably going to be so excited that she'll ask to have a drink with you after, and if that's

Vicious, hey you hit me with a flower. You do it every hour. If you don't, get up. You're a liar, and you're a bad girl for doing that. You're disgusting, hey you're filthy, hey you're filthy. You smell like the inside of my mouth. You're a disgusting, hey your mouth feels so good on me. You, uh, have any idea what I think? Maybe. I don't think it's worth the time with some of my friends, but that's up to you, and you're the only one who knows how this is going to end, so… hey, what're we still fighting about? You want to finish the fight you're in. I think you might need to talk to the police. You're going to have to ask someone to come in and get you out of here. I told you before. Let's go, okay? I think I'm done here. Thank you.

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I told you you were going to need to do some convincing, so I brought two guys with me last time, and… uh… they did

I wonder what William S. Burroughs would have made of Talk to Transformer?

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: your ass. It's called a buster," he says of the faucet's ability to create the most amazing messes imaginable. "But I guess that's where all the fun is, right? I think all that was me having fun."

This week's episode of "Bustin' Bubbles" is available now on KQED.

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I would make hard financial choices for a Bill B. text-to-voice app

Herd immunity . Wild rodents and birds carry genetic material that confers immunity against human pathogens. But there is no herd immunity in man. Humans get immune responses from a variety of sources, including drugs and vaccines. Vaccines protect people who are vaccinated but do not prevent those who aren't. This led to their discovery by pharmacologist Benjamin Dahl in 1831, when he observed a local natural epidemic in what is now Uganda. "I must confess that after this momentous discovery I felt the utmost astonishment, incredulity, and indignation," he wrote in a letter to his brother-in-law, Robert Bailie, who suggested that the disease was spread by rats.

Why man immunizes in the first place hasn't been clear

oh, there's a thread for this; I've been doing a... not sure what you'd call it. writing-ish-adjacent project? involving output from it: https://twitter.com/aisoothsaying

Et tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar! / For the victory in Battle lies in your hands.

Verse:

Chorus: "Et tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar! / For the victory in Battle lies in your hands."

"Et tu, Brute?" isn't a question at all, it's a statement. The choruses can be used to build excitement, which makes them amazing!

Epic Burner Choruses

[just watch them in the original video]

Romans 5:8

8 To whom God gave the glory to sit on the throne and to give the right hand of fellowship, that in the church of the living God

1901 - Arthur Pryor with Sousa’s Band – The Patriot
1902 - Bohumir Kryl - Carnival Of Venice
1903 - Joseph Dixon - Hit The Road Charlie
1904 - Delbert McClinton - The House On Mango Street
1905 - Charles Ives, Heindl & Co – The Phantom Of The Opera
1906 - The Duke Of York - Wildwood Flowering
1907 - The King's Merry Men - Russian Waltz
1908 - Mrs Grace A. Meek - Semper
1909 - Robert Frost - Frosty The Snowman
1910 - Stirling Moss - Overture To A Summer Day

Ingredients
2 oz Bourbon or rye
1 oz Sweet vermouth
2 dashes Angostura bitters
1 dash Orange bitters
Garnish: Brandied cherry

I decided to use the brandy rather than the young rose in this drink to create the pure root flavor. It is a substitution that has worked for me many times in my collection of odd cocktails, I try for simplicity. To me, the single token addition of the young rose, slightly less salty than the brandy, introduces a new dimension to the flavor profile. If you don't want to use brandy, add 1 oz lemon juice instead of the dry vermouth and the lemon peel for a modern twist. 1 ounce Sweet vermouth
1

pizza sub-poll: DOES CRUST REFER TO BOTTOM OF PIZZA TOO OR JUST EDGE?
pizza sub-poll: what is the best pizza base?
Pizza sub-poll #3 - is pizza pie
pizza sub-poll #4 ok well what is pizza then
pizza sub-poll #5: is ILX pizza
pizza sub-poll #6 who is the owner of ILX?
pizza sub-poll #7: what would you call ILX pizza?
pizza sub-poll #8 pizza sub-poll #9: if you could choose one taste that describes pizza pie
pizza sub-poll #10 which pizza does your girlfriend like?

pizza sub-poll #6: what is truffle crust?
pizza sub-poll #7 "but pizza is not cheese"
pizza sub-poll #8: ...does bottom crust refer to bottom of pizza?
pizza sub-poll #9 oh. I thought the worst pizza pizza is pizza alla ciab

pizza sub-poll #5: is ILX pizza allowed in Disney Parks?
pizza sub-poll #6: if a porterrerette on a sandwich is more magical than a pizza on a bun
pizza sub-poll #7 aaarggghh, pizza sub-poll is to much to process
Pizza sub-poll #8 is the female sidekick ever needed???

pizza sub-poll #6: is pizza only pizza?
pizza sub-poll #7: does pepperoni pizza need no crust?
pizza sub-poll #8: is pizza crust pizza or just thinened?
pizza sub-poll #9: why is the pizza anagram?

pizza sub-poll #7 aaarggghh, pizza sub-poll is to much to process

1904 - Delbert McClinton - The House On Mango Street

pretty much the sole reason i'm voting 1900 for my cut-off

Get ready for a new phase

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/jun/12/elon-musk-backed-openai-to-release-text-tool-it-called-dangerous

Chorus

U can't touch this

Verse

My music hits me
So hard
Makes me say

I'm gonna kill your wife

(You know I love you)

(I'm going on a rampage) (And I don't think I'm done with you)

I wanna kill your kids

(Chorus)

I know you're gonna have a hard-on every minute of every day

You probably never have a girlfriend

(Chorus)

My music hits me

So hard

Makes me say

I'll hit you if I can

Writer(s): NICK MELTON, DAVID POGGETT, BRANDON GARLAND, DAVID THORNLEY, RONALD RUBNER, CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON, KIERON GILBERT, STEVE BRENNANI

― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, June 3, 2019 1:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

Can someone get on making this song plz

wish I could think of someone w/ a bass voice and a guitar in his room at this very moment