PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

wishing death on teenage girls, extremely normal stuff

Fucking sociopath.

I'm posting normally as I always do - all I said was "The stated obstacle to working with him is that he can't bring the Labour Party to the table, which seems self-evidently true?" and that's all I meant - I wish it weren't so!

You don't need to make up bullshit excuses* for Swinson in the first place, but especially when there are other ones like are their coalition dealings last time or the final straw for May as being her offer to work with Corbyn and Labour. The fact is Corbyn would bring the majority of the party with him, and with LDs, SNP, and enough Tory rebels we'd be in a general election with the Tories campaigning on No Deal.

*Not sure as to what Caroline Lucas' excuse is but like gyac said last night she will probably come around.

Corbyn is condescended to a lot but as last night shows Corbyn can be a pretty smart political operator. Haven't read the Bush piece but the sub-headline to it is good - he is being asked to make that sacrifice and he has potentially turned around on the people asking him.

to be put out of joint very soon: Chuka's nose, hopefully following a Swinson u-turn. Love following this tragic clown's epic journey from potential LOTO to marginal joke LibDem figure who will soon be minus a constituency.

One of the Corbyn sons is a coach at Watford and we all know about Barry Gardiner Jr

corbyn has basically conceded to the right of the party, this is the time they are least likely to oppose him. it's all going alarmingly exactly as predicted

Don't know who this imbecile is and trying (not hard enough) to not do this but

Tom Doran
@portraitinflesh
A question that's often asked: what actual threat would a Corbyn-led government pose to Jews? Well, as I've said before, nobody thinks it'd mean gas chambers. But it would nevertheless be an epochal tragedy for British Jews.

Tom Doran
@portraitinflesh
Why? Well, consider how many people of colour feel about Boris Johnson as PM. It's less to do with specific policies than the fact that, by putting him in charge, the country is signalling it does not care about your wellbeing.

There it is. Caring about British Jews or British people of colour is the choice - apparently mutually exclusive conditions for us all.

I oppose a no-deal Brexit because it puts jobs at risks, devalues our currency, sees businesses leave the UK, divides society & undermines national security.

I oppose a hard left Government under Corbyn for the same reasons. https://t.co/Zp6CxAj0T2

— Chris Leslie (@ChrisLeslieMP) August 15, 2019

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

— wint (@dril) June 2, 2014

xp that’s the guy who describes himself on his profile as a “friend of the Jews” and who said that a dead body is just a collection of molecules so there’s no real reason for necrophilia to be illegal iirc

i must have missed the part in his letter to the opposition parties where jammy carparts started he would institute full communism the instant he took the reins of power instead of, y’know, concentrating on stopping no-deal like the majority of the country wants

These people are clearly apter at sniffing out subtext than we are.

The nerve of these loser cunts to say they'd consider working with Labour if Corbyn stepped down. OK then, make McDonnell leader, how d'ye like them apples?

otm they should switch roles

these fucking ghouls would rather hand victory to boris johnson than take what they claim to want from jeremy corbyn

This is quite good. To say Corbyn is just brand building isn't very agreeable to me. The plan to Stop no deal has to include Corbyn. That's the reality.

to expand - Corbyn would deliver more votes, by an order of magnitude, than anyone else. He's also the only figure that would be politically damaged by not being the leader of the single-mandate "Government Of Prevent No Deal". It's unreasonable in the extreme to reject him. https://t.co/090qouJPmp

— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 14, 2019

However the opposition is clear enough. It would look terrible for Swinson to go along with it so she'll need to be pressed into it or find a way out of the corner she painted herself into.

But it also goes back to three years of "Corbyn is a secret leaver". That he would do something else were he to be given keys to the door. And of course it's huge for him to even take the lead for two weeks and stop no deal would shatter the FBPE thing, and people would see him in a position of power. What if he did well?

i’m sorry, jumpy cramhole, call him by his name xp

I refuse to look - what’s djimi bollocks saying today

I am going to be bitterly disappointed in the meltocracy unless we get a "Hitler taking the Chancellorship" comparison today

Corbyn to become temporary PM I presume, In the same way that Hitler was to be a temporary, unelected Chancellor of Germany. 🤔

— Jim Miller 🔱 (@vancat85) August 15, 2019

hitler was a national SOCIALIST after all hmm makes u think

mks y thnk

Quite telling that Jo Swinson just refused to answer whether it would be worse to have Corbyn in Number 10, or a no-deal Brexit.

— Ashley Cowburn (@ashcowburn) August 15, 2019

More brand building:

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/corbyn-westminster-should-not-block-second-scottish-independence-vote?__twitter_impression=true

Don't mind me I'm just enjoying my day:

Conservative MPs who Jeremy Corbyn has written to over plans to avoid a 'no-deal' Brexit have said they are "happy to meet" the Labour leader and opposition parties to discuss proposals

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) August 15, 2019

Into my veins:

Lenin: I’m just going to be a caretaker, honest. Then the state will wither away.
Mensheviks: so just for a couple of months then?
Lenin: Sure, why not.

— Paul Richards (@Labourpaul) August 15, 2019

Ah yes, the incomparably comparable.

LOL, I can see the Lib Dems ending up like UKIP and having 8 leaders in two years or whatever.

“Labour Paul”

He used to be called Labour Saul then he was struck blind and fell off his horse on the road to Damascus. The 'Labour' stuck though.

I’m too sick to laugh like this

Hope this morning’s nonsense has clarified some things for Euler if he’s still looking in?

I would like JC to cause Johnson to lose his shit by asking him about preventative HPV funding at PMQs.

cant spell ira without jearóm o'coirabín lads

rabín

Confirmed not an antisemite. Possibly a descendant of Leopold Bloom, to boot.

indian for bloom is 'varadkar' iirc

Lol FBPE about to cancel Dominic Grieve and I am here for it

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/lib-dems-and-anna-soubry-reject-corbyn-caretaker-government

Grievey showing himself to be worthy of the "adults in the room" epithet, while Swinson has a paddy in the reception playground.. lol!

texts flooding in from my Lib Dem mates and they’re not good pic.twitter.com/6rU30VfKyQ

— ian mighty (@iammightor) August 15, 2019

the thought of ‘lib dem group chats’ just killed a little part of my soul

and all the contact names prefaced with LibDem to minimise any confusion

Doesn't make sense saying "Bollocks to Brexit" and now doing this.

swinson’s political instincts are actual dogshit

weak leadership from Swinson, she's totally fucked herself here unless she makes a rapid u-turn.

Corbyn's plan will die but allow me to laugh at the possibility of Chuka quitting the Lib Dems over this.

Doesn't make sense saying "Bollocks to Brexit" and now doing this.

Cobblers to Corbyn

no rules against joining 4 different political parties in one calendar year is there Chuka?

the awful fate of the politically homeless, being shunted from one makeshift shelter to the next by the vagaries of circumstance

Birkenhead Social Justice Party are looking to double their membership in the next year to two - well, increase it to one if the undead don't count.

I welcome Corbyn’s Vote of No Confidence & will support his temporary Govt to avoid No Deal (tho would prefer #PeoplesVote before General Election)
But if he can’t gain confidence of House, will he commit to support an MP from his party or another who can? https://t.co/LMKIEUP0I3

— Caroline Lucas (@CarolineLucas) August 14, 2019

The key question for @UKLabour👇 https://t.co/PetrzNNYJq

— Chuka Umunna (@ChukaUmunna) August 15, 2019

Swinson has totally punctured her own anti-Brexit bubble here and it's hilarious.

Ultimately with things as they are you can either prevent Corbyn from becoming PM *or* you can stop No Deal. Pretending you can do both at once is as delusional as it is destructive.

stopping corbyn becoming pm temporarily, to do one specific thing - like, this cannot be stressed enough to this loons