PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

See you in court, wanker.

Was almost inevitable and shows why strict adherence to policy is essential.

but ffs he's like one of them stubborn verrucas that keep coming back. fuck policy! just take the pertinacious muppet around the back and shoot him... after a big mac last meal.

if he didn't have so many dickhead acolytes on twitter wishing him well he'd have probably given up by now and gone back to being the corporate billy no mark he was before the fake trot conversion.

Matthew Collings still stanning for him, wtf is right with some of these people? Not exactly celebs but boosting such an obvious oxygen thief as CW just seems so at odds with the apparent intelligence some of these people display at times.

When I attended uni in Scotland I got accepted on predicted grades.

Johnson just used the word "collaboration" to describe anti No Deal efforts

Just highlighting his predilection for Latinate terms.

Although he looks up to the Athenian Pericles rather than, say, Caligula, whom he resembles far more.

his cabinet looks like a "conspiracy" of dunces.

Or a stultifera navis.

In other news, more people dying.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/homeless-deaths-homelessness-housing-rough-sleeping-a9055671.html

“This government is committed to ensuring everyone has a safe place to live. Councils are responsible for helping people at risk of being homeless so they can get the safety and support they need.”

seriously wish death upon these craven fucks.

Do we have a Latinate term for this, pom? xp

Ah, full Galloway. What kind of hat should he wear?

Marcus Ball rip:

Right decision from courts. Voters decide what to believe when they vote.

Doesn’t mean supervisory bodies should have no powers over propaganda - but jury deploying criminal law was always a hopeless course https://t.co/MeHw5WGD3v

— Simon Cox (@SimonFRCox) August 14, 2019

Do we have a Latinate term for this, pom? xp

'Austerity' stems from the Greek and is thus consistent with Johnson's self-proclaimed Periclean lineage.

A cursory search also led me to this post on reddit's Ask Historians, which I found quite interesting:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/67jm3s/were_there_homeless_people_in_ancient_rome/

xp
at least led by donkies and EU supergirl have some final product from all the money they scrounge off eejits + fules!

xp That is interesting, ta!

Pom - thank you for your service

Nihil est.

Prince Andrew announced his retirement today from public life after a long period of severe personal stress.
In a statement, his Royal Highness added he is ‘following advice’ from his doctor.
There was no comment from #buckinghampalace @BBCScotlandNews BBC-NEWS pic.twitter.com/gtxurRvPQb

— Brain Taylor (@BrainTaylorBBC) August 13, 2019

another waste of skin who can be used to fertilise the crops when there are food shortages.

When I attended uni in Scotland I got accepted on predicted grades.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, August 14, 2019 4:26 AM (five hours ago)

you'll have had a "conditional acceptance", no?

i only vaguely remember the process, 2002 seems a long way away. i of course found my place in clearing

xp having a fucking appalling commute (featuring Owen smith lookalike cunt) and this has cheered me up no end

A few interesting snippets from today's @Survation poll...

First, the headline: voters lean Remain over Leave in 2nd referendum intentions, by 55% to 45% pic.twitter.com/1noUY6GQU5

— Sophie Hill (@sophie_e_hill) August 14, 2019

without unveiling myself as a closet fbpe'er some interesting analysis from the latest survation poll on this thread :"This is consistent with research by @fetzert showing that at least some of the Leave vote was an anti-austerity "protest vote" that decayed pretty quickly.(amongst Labour voters)"

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GrgDOb6Cnmc/sddefault.jpg

look at those fucking sausage fingers

"people's pmqs"

Looks like he's had a Glasgow kiss tbh.

I thought this was interesting - nothing we haven't seen before, but all mostly in one place.

https://www.thesocialreview.co.uk/2019/08/14/the-way-forward-for-the-labour-right/

He woke up like this.

that tweet about Andrew is from a parody account

but i so wanted it to be true :(

the account pic is a dead giveaway, still thought it was worth posting.

The lazy freeloading cunt doesn't have a public life to retire from.

This however is real.

oh noooooooooo pic.twitter.com/k5XoIt6kQi

— Steve Jail (@wariotifo) August 14, 2019

during a hunt eh? I'll take their word for it!

was during while amidst twixt

BREAKING: Corbyn has written to opposition parties & independents proposing:

🔻Vote of no confidence in Tory govt ASAP

🔻Temporary “caretaker” govt with Corbyn as leader

🔻Immediate extension of Article 50

🔻Then snap election, in which Lab would campaign for 2nd referendum

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) August 14, 2019

However, in response:

🔸Lib Dems have immediately dismissed the idea, saying too many MPs are unwilling to work with Corbyn

✳️ Greens say a second referendum must be held *before* a general election

So we’re far from any stage where all parties are bought into this alliance.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) August 14, 2019

The statement:

I've written to the leaders of other political parties and senior backbenchers from across Parliament to lay out my plan to stop a disastrous No Deal Brexit and let the people decide the future of our country. pic.twitter.com/Jz1MjXCrqk

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) August 14, 2019

Never mind - No deal it is

Sarah LOLlaston more like...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/totnes-mp-sarah-wollaston-joins-the-liberal-democrats

Good cop bad cop tonight:

Jeremy has offered the surest way to prevent a No Deal Brexit. Any opposition party leader or MP rejecting this offer will carry the responsibility for allowing a No Deal disaster and will never be forgiven. https://t.co/XxpFOCgkpQ

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) August 14, 2019

The allegedly reasonable 'adults in the room' decline a perfectly reasonable proposal.

🤔

Fuck the libdems, the absence of realpolitik is staggering. Corbyn’s ability to sneak a socialist utopia bill through parliament with a Shanley caretaker coalition seems pretty minimal.

yes i believe it's put up or shut up time

so far so predictable. None of the tories that vote for these cunts in the next election will remember this pathetic intransigence that will probably help to lead to a NDB endgame. It will all be Corbyn's fault for having a centre left manifesto. It illustrates to me that the LibDem commitment to austerity and party self-interest totally outweighs their brexit concerns and has always has done because they are like a fucking tory stick of rock. It's embarrassing to see a one-issue party who can't even serve that single issue because of TRIBALISM!

otm. the eu has been clear from the beginning that the withdrawal agreement has its shape as a result of the maybot's red lines, and has been equally clear that if those lines changed the WA could change. meatloaf remainers!

Greens say a second referendum must be held *before* a general election

shaking my fucking head and can't work out whether this is more stupidity or dishonesty

"YES BUT...." shit what can we say... think, something smart.... think think think, but we have to make sure it could never happen.... think goddamn it