the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

I assumed that was intentional. But haven't set up a poll so don't know how the date's set.

even milquetoast centrists are getting radicalized

Yglesias hasn't been milquetoast for years, though.

wow, huge if true

Okay, so this seems like the first lead in this Epstein suicide story pic.twitter.com/RORJ3k0nGh

— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) August 13, 2019

The greatest trick Steve Jail ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

— A Choral Hexed Eleventh (@AHEveleth) August 13, 2019

When I saw that my first thought was that it had to be a parody account. It's so far out.

What was your next thought

'More coffee'

CBS News has learned that the morning of Jeffrey Epstein's death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell. Guards attempted to revive him while saying "breathe, Epstein, breathe."

Congress is the latest to start investigating Epstein's apparent suicide over the weekend, with new reports raising questions about the federal jail where he was being held. One of Epstein's guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center on the night he died was reportedly not a regular corrections officer.

(...)

With Epstein gone, potential co-conspirators involved in his alleged sex-trafficking network are shifting into focus. British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell is one of four women accused of recruiting underage girls for sex. She's denied those claims in the past and has not been charged with a crime. Maxwell is said to be Epstein's ex-girlfriend turned business associate. Her current location is unknown.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-death-shrieking-heard-jail-cell-morning-he-died-metropolitan-correctional-center/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=71953138

Nothing to see here...

the morning of Jeffrey Epstein's death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell. Guards attempted to revive him while saying "breathe, Epstein, breathe."

real "im not gonnela lose another one, goddammit!" air off this

gonna

lmao @ "steve jail"

"bonesaw...is my _middle_ name"

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/cf/d6/abcfd6bec911cac4817bc831218c6cef.png

Breathe for me Jeffrey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urp-KGo6jw0

real "im not gonnela lose another one, goddammit!" air off this

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 13, 2019 1:57 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://youtu.be/Nh-QOzHmr5s

lol that is the exact thing I was thinking of

Apparently some chud broke the story early on 4chan

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/fdny-investigating-jeffrey-epstein-4chan-post

That frog don’t hunt

Something good:

FBI agents swarm Jeffrey Epstein's private Caribbean island

only 13 short years since the fbi opened an investigation into epstein, great work lads

did they pull up after the document shredding team had left?

Time otm

How did a high-profile, high-risk prisoner have access to items he could use to hang himself? What procedures were and weren’t followed? These questions must be answered. If Barr cares about DOJ’s reputation, he should step aside and let career people conduct and oversee the investigation. If he does this, and if the investigation is exhaustive with results promptly made public, it would be a step in the long process of restoring faith in our justice system. All of us — especially Epstein’s victims, who have already been subjected to unthinkable trauma — are entitled to no less.

https://time.com/5650974/william-barr-jeffrey-epstein/

Some clarifications in here

The prison staff guarding Jeffrey Epstein's unit fell asleep on the job, failed to check on Mr. Epstein for approximately three hours, and then falsified records to cover it up, according to government officials. Our story: https://t.co/asBZpIKVrm @ktbenner @WRashbaum @cegoldbaum

— Danielle Ivory (@danielle_ivory) August 14, 2019

lmao

Prince Andrew announced his retirement today from public life after a long period of severe personal stress.
In a statement, his Royal Highness added he is ‘following advice’ from his doctor.
There was no comment from #buckinghampalace @BBCScotlandNews BBC-NEWS pic.twitter.com/gtxurRvPQb

— Brain Taylor (@BrainTaylorBBC) August 13, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBsly6jWkAEFvV-.jpg

Poor guards if they fell asleep on the job but didn't actually get paid off.

The DM has a 2012 pic that allegedly shows the inside of Jeffrey Epstein's NYC mansion. He had a painting on the wall "which appeared to be Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress & red heels... The blue dress seemed to be a pointed reference to Clinton's former intern Monica Lewinsky" pic.twitter.com/VyAnk3Bnfn

— John Doe (@JohnDoe78359022) August 14, 2019

I think we just cracked this one wide open

i’ll be in my bunk

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xy8YQU8Yk28/UUJDTjSmFoI/AAAAAAAAA8o/VNyYJPnGhsg/s1600/Parsing+Bill.jpg

i have a lot of questions...

And blue dresses were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

Is it ok if that painting makes me feel... funny?

I'm neither your therapist nor your confidant, so I have no answer

This interview with Epstein"s bodyguard is uh

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/2019/08/jeffrey-epsteins-bodyguard-igor-zinoviev-on-his-old-boss.html

It’s not the teenage girls. I never see the teenage girls. I tell you I never see teenage girls.

Plenty of times when I work for him I never see anything unproper or teenage girls around him.

That’s what I say.

Tell your mama, tell your pa
I'm gonna ship you back to Arkansas

that's what I say

yeesh

the part at the end where he just completely clams up and starts warning the reporter to stay out of it re: corrupt cops, that's strong vodka

In Russia Balkan teens traffic you

I really wish fewer celebrity sex criminals were Jewish. It’s depressing.

No way that's Gap.

https://t.co/LqAyFBS51C

Hmmmm

holy shit

so epstein’s body was claimed by an “unnamed assosciate” but his brother who was an artist who somehow “semi-retired” at 39 offered to pay his bail even though the government said he had no living immediate family. also he owns the apt building where many of his associates lived pic.twitter.com/ZVhaoxiPhG

— Nick Usen (@nickusen) August 15, 2019

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mark-epstein-the-man-who-could-inherit-jeffrey-epsteins-millions

The only connection Mark seems to have is his brother, and his businesses seem to be downplayed as unsuccessful?

Wonder if he tried to walk away from his brother after the shit hit the fan a decade ago

Maxwell was reading a book called “The Book of Honor: The Secret Lives and Deaths of CIA Operatives” and seemed resigned to having her picture snapped, the source said.

https://nypost.com/2019/08/15/jeffrey-epsteins-gal-pal-ghislaine-maxwell-spotted-at-in-n-out-burger-in-first-photos-since-his-death/

https://youtu.be/A0pjo3s3P5U

Borgerson has flatly denied any romance with Maxwell.

“I am not dating Ghislaine, I’m home alone with my cat,” he told The Post.

same

how completely normal is it that no one has seen this woman in public and officials were claiming her location was unknown, only for her to be sitting in front of an in-and-out burger reading *that*

this entire epstein saga is being written by a thomas pynchon with a head injury or something