""trolling""- has the meaning changed?

The hitler dog thing? That’s a spoonerism

dog wins law

i really dont think thats trolling because its quite obviously a punchline to that exchange?

deems we're getting a ping from analytics indicating a 3.5% possibility increase to the idea that up to 20% of what you think are punchlines may have been trolls. i would get a team working on this but i'm not even sure i'm getting paid now

is fucking salesforce down again

i signed that shee

wait is this june or july

rolling trolling payrolling thread

The most beautiful thing about this thread is deems trolling everyone into thinking he doesn't know what trolling is

Nancy - I have the salesforce rep on the line, and there is a problem with the microservices stack

as always I started genuine and ye got the worse out of me

fucking workflow scheduler piece od shit *weeps*

Nancy,

This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda

Does anyone work in this place? And does anything work in this place??

meow

Ugh, it is what it is

this thread is giving me a breakdown analysis

Nancy,

Bill from HR is currently on his honeymoon from Bali. Please address concerns about the workingness of things and people to his assistant, Yolanda.

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Rhonda, I was following the newsletter closely until you took me off the recipients list after my last email change

hi nanch hi rondha bill here from the airport

typed on androif

iftheres anythig i can do let meknow i shoul be aleb to access the server from the plane wif

Nancy,

If you had updated your newsletter preferences in Salesforce and notified me via our airtable project management system, then we would not have this misunderstanding. :)

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Hi all,

Just to remind everyone again (circ 6 of 2017 attached for ref) that users are not to access the servers from open/public wifi.

The issue of this access being locked down altogether is currently being investigated cf IT and Networks teamsite

Rgds

John

hi john i cant seem

its bill

i cant get to the it site

john its bill im at the airpot john please my wif

John,

That attachment didn't come through for me. Please resend? :)

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Goddammit Rhonda

Bill

If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)

Rgds

John

Hi all,

John's taking a few days, any queries pls direct to IT Networks shared inbox.

HR

Don’t you see dmac? Outside your insulated bubble, it is living hell in this organization. The least you could do is approve the damn timesheets so I can buy groceries

Re: If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx

Re:And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?

A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent

Btw deems I finally got around to autoforwarding all of bill’s messages to his wife, like you asked several months ago

Thanks!

Re: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Re: these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Bill got married? Good for Bill!

wait did everyone but me know

d, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so

Lock thread.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 1:07 PM

lol, lock it yourself

Oh shit, the boss is in town

I do finger quotes every time I post, does that count as a trolling

No one’s ever met the boss, except for the exit interview

Lads, you can't troll in here! This is the Pun Room!

Lol Salesforce mention just triggered me

this is incredible

tracer ita bill from the aorpot pls

*weeks of silence*

> dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet
> when you get a moment? Thanks!
darragh,
did we ever get this sorted
yrs,
E

d, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go

Can we get everyone into the boardroom please, the Chairwoman wants to say a few words

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/6a/91/f56a91f00bb33e95ea2eca78e57e5ec7.jpg

#notonethread

Hate speech is it

Still think the heart of it was in there somewhere

A+ trolling here, written well enough to make people angry without being over the top

question for the ladies- do you check your man’s phone?? 🤔 would he let you??? 🤔 i explained to my man early on that in order to trust him i would be doing random daily phone checks❤️ happy 3 weeks baby pic.twitter.com/2plFyIXMDK

— Grace (@gracecamille_) March 2, 2021

why u coming home
5 in the morn

yanks cap makes this

I’ve already told my partner the calming effects of Martin Clunes GIS searches, I’ve got nothing to hide

I wouldn't trust a dude enough to announce that I was going to do "random daily phone checks" ... that's like announcing DUI checkpoints, if they're smart enough they'll go around them, and if they're stupid enough not to know, then they're not someone I'd want to be with romantically

best response

I went thru an SO's phone once, but only bc I suspected he was cheating. I was right and my sister, who was house-sitting for us while we were traveling to a wedding, almost trashed his house to avenge me, but I told her not to. We broke up about a yr later but are still friends

— ndr Chrpntr (@quo_vadis_83) March 2, 2021