hi wins
do you think thats a troll or a handy punchline from sarahell there iyo
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
The hitler dog thing? That’s a spoonerism
― YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
dog wins law
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
i really dont think thats trolling because its quite obviously a punchline to that exchange?
deems we're getting a ping from analytics indicating a 3.5% possibility increase to the idea that up to 20% of what you think are punchlines may have been trolls. i would get a team working on this but i'm not even sure i'm getting paid now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
is fucking salesforce down again
i signed that shee
wait is this june or july
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
rolling trolling payrolling thread
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
The most beautiful thing about this thread is deems trolling everyone into thinking he doesn't know what trolling is
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
Nancy - I have the salesforce rep on the line, and there is a problem with the microservices stack
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
as always I started genuine and ye got the worse out of me
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
fucking workflow scheduler piece od shit *weeps*
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
Nancy,
This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.
Warmest Regards,
Rhonda
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Does anyone work in this place? And does anything work in this place??
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
meow
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
Ugh, it is what it is
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
this thread is giving me a breakdown analysis
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
Bill from HR is currently on his honeymoon from Bali. Please address concerns about the workingness of things and people to his assistant, Yolanda.
Warmest Regards,Rhonda
*sent from my iPhone
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
Rhonda, I was following the newsletter closely until you took me off the recipients list after my last email change
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
hi nanch hi rondha bill here from the airport
typed on androif
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
iftheres anythig i can do let meknow i shoul be aleb to access the server from the plane wif
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
If you had updated your newsletter preferences in Salesforce and notified me via our airtable project management system, then we would not have this misunderstanding. :)
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
Hi all,
Just to remind everyone again (circ 6 of 2017 attached for ref) that users are not to access the servers from open/public wifi.
The issue of this access being locked down altogether is currently being investigated cf IT and Networks teamsite
Rgds
John
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
hi john i cant seem
its bill
i cant get to the it site
john its bill im at the airpot john please my wif
John,
That attachment didn't come through for me. Please resend? :)
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
Goddammit Rhonda
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
Bill
If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
John's taking a few days, any queries pls direct to IT Networks shared inbox.
HR
Don’t you see dmac? Outside your insulated bubble, it is living hell in this organization. The least you could do is approve the damn timesheets so I can buy groceries
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
Re: If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)
I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.
Cheers!Bill
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
Re:And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?
A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
Lock thread.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Btw deems I finally got around to autoforwarding all of bill’s messages to his wife, like you asked several months ago Thanks!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Re: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
Re: these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
Bill got married? Good for Bill!
wait did everyone but me know
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
d, red wine goes to my headMakes me forget that I still need her so
― Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 1:07 PM
lol, lock it yourself
― mod, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, the boss is in town
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
I do finger quotes every time I post, does that count as a trolling
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
No one’s ever met the boss, except for the exit interview
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
Lads, you can't troll in here! This is the Pun Room!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
Lol Salesforce mention just triggered me
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
this is incredible
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
tracer ita bill from the aorpot pls
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
*weeks of silence*
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
> dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet> when you get a moment? Thanks!darragh,did we ever get this sortedyrs,E
darragh,
did we ever get this sorted
yrs,E
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
d, red wine, it's up to youAll I can do I've doneMemories won't go, memories won't go
― Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
Can we get everyone into the boardroom please, the Chairwoman wants to say a few words
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
what about sentences such as "when it comes to raiding and looting Irish monasteries, that's where I'm a Viking!"
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link
#notonethread
― sarahell, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
Hate speech is it
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Still think the heart of it was in there somewhere
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link
A+ trolling here, written well enough to make people angry without being over the top
question for the ladies- do you check your man’s phone?? 🤔 would he let you??? 🤔 i explained to my man early on that in order to trust him i would be doing random daily phone checks❤️ happy 3 weeks baby pic.twitter.com/2plFyIXMDK— Grace (@gracecamille_) March 2, 2021
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link
why u coming home5 in the morn
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link
yanks cap makes this
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link
I’ve already told my partner the calming effects of Martin Clunes GIS searches, I’ve got nothing to hide
― brimstead, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link
I wouldn't trust a dude enough to announce that I was going to do "random daily phone checks" ... that's like announcing DUI checkpoints, if they're smart enough they'll go around them, and if they're stupid enough not to know, then they're not someone I'd want to be with romantically
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link
best response
I went thru an SO's phone once, but only bc I suspected he was cheating. I was right and my sister, who was house-sitting for us while we were traveling to a wedding, almost trashed his house to avenge me, but I told her not to. We broke up about a yr later but are still friends— ndr Chrpntr (@quo_vadis_83) March 2, 2021
― lukas, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link