Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Plucky amateur hour looks very open right now. Abraham and Mount look very up for it.

surprise, our nonexistent midfield is getting ripped to shreds

Luke Shaw getting caught out a lot. Pedro looking good for Chelsea so far

Penaltyball?

no wayyyyyyyyy

Bring back sarriball

Laughably inept defending from zouma

For the second time. He looks rattled.

Feels like a lucky break for United who don't appear to have realised you need to defend that left hand side.

Wan-Bissaka's going to walk Utd's player of the season I think

They can get two more of these pens and still not wins this, it feels

Shit from Shaw shitter from mount

Not convinced wan-bissaka knows what to do with it in the attacking third

Pogba will be utd's player of the season

My god these last few minutes of football. The ball's just pinging from area to area because neither team has a midfield capable of making a tackle.

That lay off from Martial!!!

Just incredibly poor

More comedy defending, Utd escape

No midfield feels right but y'know

This passing goal kicks within your own area is going to lead to some lol moments this season

Pedro having a shocker

Pogba is a disgrace

well that was a half

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— . (@purplemus) August 11, 2019

This is doing the rounds and basically the only players from the current 22 who'd get in either of the old teams are the right backs.

it's hilarious really

Maybe Pogba at a push.

Pulisic will be in prior to 70'

Jose with the digs at Luke Shaw. "There is space when Maguire has to cover Luke Shaw, and he will learn that he has to do that a lot over the season"

Jorginho should win the Ballon D'or of Whining

yeah nevermind what I said about MU being stomped early, this goal will probably stand. this is dire

Wooh it's the poor man's Jadon Sancho

Jokes he should be able to straight murder Luke Shaw

he's the only player not wearing clown makeup that my country's managed to churn out in what feels like a millenia lol

bitch move by Pogba

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how the hell was that not a foul outside the box on Man U. was pretty much mugging him

lol welp

Excellent finish from rashford, class from pogba

Lamps out

On comes hamez

disgracefully good from Pogba

Haha

Whole lotta choking going on

40 watt Lampard lacks dimmer control.

That fuckin voice, man, makes John Major sound like Isaac Hayes

disposable placeholder whilst transfer embargo is in effect or they don't have a clue what they are doing? either way he's an absolute turd and I hope he fails again. Since when did failing in the playoffs at a champo club with a £40m + wage bill qualify a rookie manager for a big job?

thrilled to be bookmarking this thread (aka the billy sharp supporter's thread) for the 2019/20 season.

Chris Wilder was laying on his authentocrat credentials earlier by talking about how he still uses buses. Someone I used to work with who coached at Brighouse Town used to occasionally see him at the training ground there (when he was Halifax manager) and said he was a "sound guy"!