What's to hate about Kid Rock?

His name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Bob!

Amen, Bob. She should be a real American like you, growing up on a six acre estate complete with tennis court and horse paddock, and then bravely adopting a faux “redneck shitkicker” cosplay persona. God bless you, buddy ruff. https://t.co/OLlL430TnN

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 9, 2019

Twitter’s blowin’ up b/c Kacey Musgraves apparently “liked” Kid Rock’s tweet, then “unliked” it afterwards (but not before screenshots were taken).

I generally assume a slip of the thumb in those cases (it’s happened to me once or twice), but who knowz (or, yes, carez)

Country rocker and rapper Kid Rock was caught on video lashing out at Oprah Winfrey in a vulgar rant while on stage at his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, Tennesee, NBC News reports.

"I’m like, Oprah Winfrey or Joy Behar, they can suck d--- sideways," Rock said, according to the video published on TMZ Friday.

“F--- Oprah Winfrey and f--- Kathie Lee Gifford,” he continued saying as someone in the audience described him as a "blackout drunk.” Rock continuously repeated the same phrases throughout his rant against Winfrey and other women who have hosted talk shows until he suddenly believed he would be accused of being racist based on his on stage remarks.

“To those who would say, “‘Well, I’m pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist,”” he said, “I’m, like, ‘Fine. F--- off,’ sideways.”
After his outburst against Winfrey, "The View" co-host Joy Behar and TV presenter Kathie Lee Gifford, Rock was reluctantly escorted offstage by the venue's security team.

welp, I'm not gonna pretend "fuck off sideways" isn't a great turn of phrase just because it came out of Kid Rock's mouth

he just stumbled he says suck my dick sideways a few times then he just flubbed it

whole video is pathetic

I'm going to take a guess that Kid R. has issues with his mom.

http://cdn.styleblueprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sideways-giamatti-resveratrol-620x459.jpg

from l-r
kid rock's mom, kid rock

fuck off, Sideways

ha!

What a douche

while on stage at his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, Tennesee

this alone is reason enough to hate him

Wow can’t believe he would put kathie Lee AND joy behar on blast like that... a true American badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZC3bmj0uxY

this...isnt terrible?

you couldn't pay me to click that

These fuckin speechmarks are all over the shop:

“To those who would say, “‘Well, I’m pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist,”” he said, “I’m, like, ‘Fine. F--- off,’ sideways.”

"I'll turn sideways, and I'll be like..."

Kid Rock is BACK and he’s got some things to get off his chest pic.twitter.com/kKsMTkfnWq

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 19, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0Vmt-QIDc

Shouldn't have CGId the fire.

was hoping this bump meant he was dead

Hey snowflake

Fresh take with those participation trophy bars!

Wouldn’t mind this if it were in a language I didn’t know.

barstool and kid rock, a match made in hell

if him and Portnoy could be on the same doomed monorail

barstool and kid rock, a match made in hell

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, November 21, 2021 1:10 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

well they're both stool

Everything.

smithers, have the beastie boys killed

Is the Ira Kaplan credited as the writer on this ancient Kid Rock song THE Ira Kaplan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXINj9qoHwE

the album version ends with a 19-minute noise guitar freakout

some years ago I was listening to New Kingdom when a friend stopped by. He said, "what is this? it sounds like Kid Rock" 😬 i'll never forget that.

https://i.imgur.com/vH2dm6Y.jpg

Haha, Al rarely gets snarky so it's cute when he does.

surprised there's no "Let's Go Brandon" on this, possibly because Kid Rock didn't understand the reference

Ok, so this song apparently came out a couple months ago, but does include some "let's go brandons," frogbs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFnLqJx-uU

I feel like he's actually gearing up for a run this time.

I would love to have dinner with Kid Rock

does include some "let's go brandons,"

Just a few.

Imagine making an entire song screaming at Joe Biden because he initiated testing, tracing and quarantine at borders, thereby successfully saving a minimum of half a million lives and sustaining the economy of the US.

ok I know I see On Cinema references in everything but COME ON!!! ITS EXACTLY THE SAME!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0Vmt-QIDc

I still get “ain’t noooobody gonna tell me how to liiiiiive” popping into my thoughts

like I swear it even uses the same stock transitions

Wow his voice/delivery is awful compared to 20 yrs ago (ie the last time I heard him)

he is not a beastie boy but he is better that enema m!

There's on-brand and then there's this

#ScoopNashville — Kid Rock’s Bar scores 69 on health department inspection https://t.co/kmQ4OtHQ4f pic.twitter.com/hy8Hyy0chC

— Scoop: Nashville (@scoopnash) July 27, 2023

(his restaurant scored a 69 on its health inspection)

were there reports of him hootin and hollerin while people were trying to tell him his restaurant was shutting down

(his restaurant scored a 69 on its health inspection)

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra)

nice