DANGER! High Voitage - The 2019 New York Yankees thread

lol xxxp but Mike Ford makes Vlad Jr look positively svelt

Little blumpkin

I like this Toronto team though, even if they are 34 games below 500. Gotta lotta fire

Connecticut cops swarm Brian Cashman with 'guns drawn' after mistaking him for car thief https://t.co/9YxbzecmOJ pic.twitter.com/XLNPTWj6lf

— New York Post (@nypost) August 10, 2019

probably tipped off by D'backs and Rockies front offices

Looking forward to post cash man era

higashioka is literally the only cool yankee

Feel like Judgey is getting real and cool now that he’s fallen to earth

calstars has made this thread even duller than the ten HOF ones

urshela is cool too, my mistake

Judge shouldn't be cool but he is

and Didi is almost too cool

Calstars r u mad, Cashman has been magic

Yeh was just playin
Anyway welcome back big Gary

what a mystifying player, it's easy to see him being this team's best or worst player down the stretch

Better not be another damn weather delay 2night

looks like maybe it'll miss us

tfw you got a lot of catcher options

DJ looks like one tortured motherfucker

K GET BABY CHAD GREEN OUTTA THERE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL56CnXVQAACUAR.jpg

rough

Gio smackin’ em around

Urshela to IL!

it's a rite of passage

No worries

first team to have two injured Gios

shutoutless streak ends at 220

aww

s’okay, gonna win 106 games

and lose Division Series

yeah probably

suddenly j.a. happ is . . . Good

the dreaded six-homer loss

Singled to death.

The Tigers beat the Yankees 12-11 in a game where New York had a 6-0 lead after the first 2 innings. The Yankees had won 104 consecutive games in which they had led by 6+ runs. Their last such loss was on August 16, 2016, in which they led the Blue Jays... https://t.co/WvWIV9fodH

— Marly Rivera (@MarlyRiveraESPN) September 11, 2019

Encarnacion: oblique
Happ: forearm tendinitis

how is it possible

severino almost back tho

and Stanton returning in time for LDS and front-line pitching to exploit massive hole in his swing

EE had been looking like their best hitter

All Stanton talk belongs on the Hall of Fame thread where we wildly extrapolate his career trajectory based on the 12 games he plays this season.

Aaaaaaaannnnnd.....Sanchez. Groin.

Higashioka gonna be the magic bullet in the Post

Saw more Yankees caps out today than the whole season put together. Everyone’s a fan

oh please, half of them were Italian tourists

pennant fever!

This September call-up "Severino" looks pretty good...

Dellin Betances suffered a "partial tear of the left achilles tendon," per Yankees.

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) September 18, 2019

you have got to be shitting me

HOF Projections may commence: John/Mike/Giancarlo Stanton is BACK!

(batting a very non-HOF-worth 7th in the lineup tho)

he will be the kiss of death to this lineup

The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that New York Yankees pitcher Domingo Germán has been placed on Administrative Leave under the Joint MLB-MLBPA Domestic Violence Policy. Per the policy, the initial period of Administrative Leave may last up to seven days, barring an extension.

WTF

somewhere in Hell, Billy Martin is grateful no one tattled on the ages of his girlfriends in the '70s