What's to hate about Kid Rock?

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“don’t deadname kid rock” is the funniest take i’ve seen on here in a while

— rod blagojevich innocence project (@CNNRGLDN) August 9, 2019

j., Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:56 (four years ago) link

I thought this was going to be about his childhood home for sale. Richie indeed.

Just got back from a weekend in Detroit, by the way, and got to say the dude loves giving away his money, and also getting his name on things.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

this guy's so stupid that he calls himself "Kid," even though he's actually a full-grown adult

del griffith, Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

That is a very disrespectful way to speak about our future president (or whatever they'll be calling the warlord of the central North American landmass once we devolve into a primarily pog-based economy over the next few years).

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:26 (four years ago) link

They'll call him Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:31 (four years ago) link

Thanks the revive would be about this...

Taylor Swift wants to be a democrat because she wants to be in movies….period. And it looks like she will suck the door knob off Hollyweird to get there. Oldest move in the book. Good luck girl.

-Kid Rock

— Kid Rock (@KidRock) August 9, 2019

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link

He fucking signs his tweets...

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:38 (four years ago) link

lol kid rock doing some serious projecting here

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link

Gah, all that and he tweets, too? The whole package!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

oldest move in the book

j., Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link

White Kanye

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link

She should counter by asking him about his Stapp infection.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:44 (four years ago) link

the Stapp video proves that Bob is his preferred pronoun, smdh at Kid n00bs

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:55 (four years ago) link

His name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Bob!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link

Amen, Bob. She should be a real American like you, growing up on a six acre estate complete with tennis court and horse paddock, and then bravely adopting a faux “redneck shitkicker” cosplay persona. God bless you, buddy ruff. https://t.co/OLlL430TnN

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 9, 2019

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

Twitter’s blowin’ up b/c Kacey Musgraves apparently “liked” Kid Rock’s tweet, then “unliked” it afterwards (but not before screenshots were taken).

I generally assume a slip of the thumb in those cases (it’s happened to me once or twice), but who knowz (or, yes, carez)

60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Saturday, 10 August 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Country rocker and rapper Kid Rock was caught on video lashing out at Oprah Winfrey in a vulgar rant while on stage at his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, Tennesee, NBC News reports.

"I’m like, Oprah Winfrey or Joy Behar, they can suck d--- sideways," Rock said, according to the video published on TMZ Friday.

“F--- Oprah Winfrey and f--- Kathie Lee Gifford,” he continued saying as someone in the audience described him as a "blackout drunk.” Rock continuously repeated the same phrases throughout his rant against Winfrey and other women who have hosted talk shows until he suddenly believed he would be accused of being racist based on his on stage remarks.

“To those who would say, “‘Well, I’m pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist,”” he said, “I’m, like, ‘Fine. F--- off,’ sideways.”
After his outburst against Winfrey, "The View" co-host Joy Behar and TV presenter Kathie Lee Gifford, Rock was reluctantly escorted offstage by the venue's security team.

omar little, Sunday, 1 December 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

welp, I'm not gonna pretend "fuck off sideways" isn't a great turn of phrase just because it came out of Kid Rock's mouth

deepchord presents echosmith (unregistered), Sunday, 1 December 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

he just stumbled he says suck my dick sideways a few times then he just flubbed it

whole video is pathetic

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

I'm going to take a guess that Kid R. has issues with his mom.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

fuck off, Sideways

Tom Violence (Extended Club Mix) (Tom Violence), Sunday, 1 December 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

ha!

alomar lines, Sunday, 1 December 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

What a douche

calstars, Sunday, 1 December 2019 23:19 (four years ago) link

while on stage at his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, Tennesee

this alone is reason enough to hate him

💠 (crüt), Sunday, 1 December 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

Wow can’t believe he would put kathie Lee AND joy behar on blast like that... a true American badass

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Sunday, 1 December 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

this...isnt terrible?

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

you couldn't pay me to click that

These fuckin speechmarks are all over the shop:

“To those who would say, “‘Well, I’m pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist,”” he said, “I’m, like, ‘Fine. F--- off,’ sideways.”

"I'll turn sideways, and I'll be like..."

sbahnhof, Thursday, 2 April 2020 06:18 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Kid Rock is BACK and he’s got some things to get off his chest pic.twitter.com/kKsMTkfnWq

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 19, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0Vmt-QIDc

frogbs, Sunday, 21 November 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

Shouldn't have CGId the fire.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:25 (two years ago) link

was hoping this bump meant he was dead

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

Hey snowflake

calstars, Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

Fresh take with those participation trophy bars!

Wouldn’t mind this if it were in a language I didn’t know.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

barstool and kid rock, a match made in hell

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

if him and Portnoy could be on the same doomed monorail

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

barstool and kid rock, a match made in hell

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, November 21, 2021 1:10 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

well they're both stool

Evan, Sunday, 21 November 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

Everything.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 22 November 2021 01:20 (two years ago) link

smithers, have the beastie boys killed

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 22 November 2021 01:39 (two years ago) link

Is the Ira Kaplan credited as the writer on this ancient Kid Rock song THE Ira Kaplan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXINj9qoHwE

afriendlypioneer, Monday, 22 November 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

the album version ends with a 19-minute noise guitar freakout

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 22 November 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

some years ago I was listening to New Kingdom when a friend stopped by. He said, "what is this? it sounds like Kid Rock" 😬 i'll never forget that.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Monday, 22 November 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

Haha, Al rarely gets snarky so it's cute when he does.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link

surprised there's no "Let's Go Brandon" on this, possibly because Kid Rock didn't understand the reference

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 05:00 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

Ok, so this song apparently came out a couple months ago, but does include some "let's go brandons," frogbs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFnLqJx-uU

I feel like he's actually gearing up for a run this time.

peace, man, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 16:10 (two years ago) link

I would love to have dinner with Kid Rock

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link

does include some "let's go brandons,"

Just a few.

Imagine making an entire song screaming at Joe Biden because he initiated testing, tracing and quarantine at borders, thereby successfully saving a minimum of half a million lives and sustaining the economy of the US.

beepy fridges (sic), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link

ok I know I see On Cinema references in everything but COME ON!!! ITS EXACTLY THE SAME!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0Vmt-QIDc

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 18:31 (two years ago) link

I still get “ain’t noooobody gonna tell me how to liiiiiive” popping into my thoughts

mh, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link


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