what's happening to our borad TMI

i named him Dr Nick in tribute, yes

fucking Disney fanboys

this is unpleasant

so did you uh, blow out a sidewall or was it more toward where the rubber meets the road?

lets just say i don't have such stones anymore

anyway, the Eagle has landed, but the pain remains

would you say that, like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals - but that scar - that scar will remain?

Tracer, you know i love ya but shame on you for quoting that shit i just googled.

Anyway, were my hospital's instructions to take stuff that the interwebs says counteracts the laxative action? WHY, YES.

There's a time to shit and a time for God
The last shit I took was pretty fuckin' odd

hey and how great that my supervising cancer doctor leaves me a message on my landline (useless) on Friday afternoon, capping with "Call me early next week." Lots to imagine!

prob just wanting to check in, don't read too much into it

no, she only calls when there's "news"

wow, guess you better get a cell phone

nice try

maybe she could call my work # like other doctors do. it's not hard.

so yeah, balls still ache round the clock

hoping to get hooked on painkillers

ugh I’m sorry to hear that

xref to scored a goal ffs thread

last minute winner struck with such fury across myself that i pulled a rib and popped an orange

So stressed out today I got back spasms causing me nausea.

Flying to Vegas. Hope it cooperates

*eye twitches for the ten thousandth time in a month*

I hear you, man

Ugh. That's usually how it manifests, is the weird thing.

But hey...Vegas.

I've got haemorrhoids again

I have hemorrhoids AND back spasms, and general nerve pain messing with my back.

I took a couple weeks off from my exercise routine, which was a real bad plan.

had exactly the type of crossed-whatsapp group mishap one would discount as hackery in a sitcom about this incident this morning

Yesterday i had a first.

In Vegas at a buffet, got so drunk i couldn't find my table again after I got up to get food.

how you coming along here morbs?

hernia, good? (still 'uncomfortable')

Big Stuff, not so good

time to switch to hydrox. sending hopes prayers and sanitized wipes your way.

one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman

Just remember that woman is nuking her own toilet at the same time.

as in smell, sound .... ? Does the bathroom have bad ventilation / an inadequate fan?

Is the bathroom like the Flintstones

Smell and sound. Theres no bathroom I know of that neutralises shit smells and sounds as it comes out, ymmv

Dropping boulders?

Then some fucking sloth comes out and complains about being used as toilet paper?

xp

Yesterday while wanking I suddenly got a headache. It was better within an hour, but Googling the symptoms fed the hypochondria monster.

oh the sex headache (coital cephalgia) is totally fine and common and probably nothing serious. has happened to me on occasion going back 15 years or so.

when it's happened to me it has hurt like hell and the first time it happened i thought something was seriously wrong with me and freaked the fuck out

xxp- i have had work bathrooms where the vent fan sounds like an airplane taking off - it pretty much overpowered any unamplified bodily sound

ah! that would be nice tbh

the bathroom was right next to my work area ...

not so nice.

the bathroom i go to is about 100 metres from my desk

oh the metric system, now there's the real problem.

feel like I may have psychic powers after standing in the restroom thinking "wow, that guy in the stall needs to learn about the courtesy flush" only for him to perform said maneuver a moment later

Is he jacking off or ... idgi

He's wiping his ass with a put upon rodent

Describe the rodent

It's a shit-stained guinea pig with a Queens accent saying "you think you got it bad? This guy just wiped his ass with me!"

I’ve found the best, cleanest single-seater bathroom in my work neighborhood and I’m quite proud of my discovery but I will never tell anyone

courtesy flush = shit sitting in the bowl is so awful you flush before your business is finished to remove the offending object before you poop more or do your paperwork

it also can help hide bad noises, but in this case, the smell

The key is to also hook strings to the other unoccupied toilets to nake them alternate flushes so you create a relaxing ocean sound for the other users

Prehistoric courtesy flush = you murder the guinea pig before it has a chance to bellyache to your neighbor

I sometimes wonder wtf these people are eating