Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

last night I had a dream that Donald Trump was in my living room and I choked him to death by shoving a giant pile of used kleenex down his throat. For some reason he did not struggle. Then I threw his body in the street.

classic shakey

not a single tissue voter I see

maybe it's time to buy one of those little wastebaskets

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6IumGbCkXdo/maxresdefault.jpg

So, consensus is building around dud?

in the words of my dumbass cousin, a week after the election: "i think people should give him a chance!"

i'll give him a chance to eat some kleenex

If by 'a chance' you mean 'a two-minute head start before releasing the slavering hounds' then I'll allow it. I'm not a total monster.

the slavering hounds are his supporters iirc tho

Oh sorry, I'm talking about the literal slavering hounds I have penned on the private island where I indulge my sinister whims. Should've been clearer.

He was a winner
Who became the doggies' dinner
Sad!

he never meant that much to me / poor Donnie

the nations old men steam/when donnie blurts a twitter stream

So, consensus is building around dud?

― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin)

lmfao

ctrl+f "Trump" on Google News homepage yields 27 hits. 4 of the 6 "Headlines" entries have his name in the headline.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 11, 2019 4:58 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

27 hits for "Trump" again today wtf

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 25, 2019 7:27 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

40 now!

Xp 2 weeks ago

Too insecure to wear glasses... this is believable. There are immature baby boomers that still make fun of people for liking video games.

Google search for “Obama bizarre”:
477,000 results

Google search for “Bush bizarre”:
909,000 results

Google search for “Trump bizarre”: 228,000,000 results

Wonder how long before we hit the quarter billion mark.

http://985thejewel.com/wp-content/uploads/35441927080_5612a67c03_z.jpg

About 253,000,000 results (0.46 seconds)

rip omc

"Buy The Rights" is such a perfect unused Trump Tweet exclamation.

I'm not inherently against a trade war with China, but Trump is playing this one really badly

you are hereby ordered not to think that

i'm thinking dud!!!

G7 is gonna be lit fam

bolsonaro is a strong, good leader, very strong. macron and merkel are wrong to think that the amazon burning down is an emergency

fake news those are bonsai trees and candles

They should have raked the floor.

planet earth: too big to fail

Maybe the other G7s will hold him down tomorrow night and beat him with bars of soap wrapped in towels.

The question I was asked most today by fellow World Leaders, who think the USA is doing so well and is stronger than ever before, happens to be, “Mr. President, why does the American media hate your Country so much? Why are they rooting for it to fail?”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2019

Are you sure they didn't say Sir?

seems legit

that's an excellent example of a restrictive clause!

picking up strong Paul Harvey vibes from that one, can't explain why

and that boy, who nobody liked, grew up to be...donald trump

our big boy is in a good mood today. wishing regis philbin, sean connery, and vince mcmahon a happy birthday, and he's excited that jesse watters is engaged!

SCOOP: President Trump has suggested multiple times to senior Homeland Security and national security officials that they explore using nuclear bombs to stop hurricanes from hitting the United States. https://t.co/4vidIuiijA

— Axios (@axios) August 25, 2019

OK... at least that's so completely stupid and insane that no one else around him could ever think otherwise

never say never

A different senior administration official, who has been briefed on the president's hurricane bombing suggestion, defended Trump's idea and said it was no cause for alarm. "His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad," the official said. "His objective is not bad."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/26/donald-trump-suggests-nuking-hurricanes-to-stop-them-hitting-america-report

Shortly after Trump came to power National Geographic published an article pointing out how frequent the idea of nuking hurricanes has been over the last few decades: “It’s an appealing thought, especially when, during hurricane season, we’re annually reminded of the immense destruction wrought by these storms.

“And it’s probably why, every year for the past six decades, government agencies have received missives from concerned citizens, urging preemptive attacks against hurricanes using nuclear weapons.”

I...got nothing.

The solution is simple: we must build a wall against hurricanes, but make the hurricanes pay for it!

www.AlBroccoli2020.gov

tbf hurricanes used to respect the United States, but that was before Obama

Can we organize some bots to @ him about the importance of jamming forks into wall sockets?

And how liberals want to take away everyone's right to jam a fork into a wall socket? That part is important.

The story by Axios that President Trump wanted to blow up large hurricanes with nuclear weapons prior to reaching shore is ridiculous. I never said this. Just more FAKE NEWS!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2019

Denial-as-confirmation: check.
Speaking of himself in the third person: check.
Dumbass catch phrase that makes his cultboys jack themselves like chimps: check.

Meanwhile, we read about his most recent inanity and jack ourselves like beautiful and graceful giraffes.