batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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I don't think Garrison likes Biden per se, it's more that he likes anything that triggers the SJWs, and Biden being the front runner triggers the SJWs

soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link

"horizontal harris"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 3 August 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

soref - I'm assuming it's supposed to signify "buggery"

Gonna be wild gun ones itt soon surely

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 August 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

Horizontal Harris is in reference to the narrative that she "slept her way to the top"

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link

that's the first i've heard of that narrative and I'm sorry that i asked as it sounds stone cold stupid

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

predicated on this (per Wikipedia)

In the mid-1990s she dated Speaker of the California State Assembly Willie Brown, who appointed her to paid positions at the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and the California Medical Assistance Commission.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/lbbtmwcu7ff31.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

Are there really people out there who believe there are Antifa Superpredators out there shooting up Wal-Marts? This trope is more baffling to me than Muscular Heroic Trump or (((global finance))) or anything.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

They're pushing the meme that the guy who shot his sister in Dayton is Antifa because he posted some lukewarm left of center stuff years ago

Bnad, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

And further that the media is hiding that fact in order to push the narrative that shooters are all right-wingers.

Which reveals a weird thing about the cultural right: as long as there's a single counterexample, then any given issue is a wash because you can just do lazy "both sides" tu quoque and never have to face any actual problem on the right.

Right-wing shooters? Whatabout that left-wing shooter. Trump hung out with Epstein? Whatabout Bill Clinton. In the right wing mind that's not only a complete argument but an unassailable rhetorical victory. That THAT, libtard!

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like how the apple is labeled twice, as "The Big Apple" and as "NYC", just to make certain you catch on to his point.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

is... is that just published? because they already announced the replacement HQ2 office space six months ago, and it's 45 minutes from HQ1 with a city bus pass

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Bezos gonna spank that apple

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

"Special Thanks to Christian K" suggests he needed help here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

That’s from February

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

a very Mediterranean looking Bezos there

flappy bird, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

Ben Garrison's wife does cartoons too, she's not as good an artist as him, and she's also not quite as batshit. She does seem to have the same delusion that trump is some kind of alpha male adonis though.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/bolton-war-russ_tina-toon.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

That's gotta be Garrison drawing with his other hand.

Three Word Username, Friday, 13 September 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

ben and tina, sure they are a lovely couple - https://grrrgraphics.com/about

forgive me i have now gone down the wormhole of his youtube channel

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 September 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

did neither artist nor publisher notice that it looks like they are giving him a handjob?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

handjobs for all in the new economy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

more Branco! So the funnel marked "Climate change agenda" acts as the conduit via which the poison of "Socialism" is administered, which is also the fault of the "Education system" which must be the same in Sweden as the US. This results in zombie-like sign holding.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/737c201bf2abee81a11a87e3f971370b/tumblr_pydxv5erSn1rr5t33o1_540.jpg

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link

She really brings out a special kind of condescension in these assholes.

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link

is this not "conservatives accidentally approaching the point" though

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:26 (four years ago) link

there are supreme mental gymnastics going on in the climate change denial club, you have to wonder how far they can go with it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

They’ll be held to account, like folks who worked for tobacco companies.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

xxp there's something in this- the Tumblr account from which I took this one, A Good Cartoon, specialises in these double readings https://agoodcartoon.tumblr.com/

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

The 666 on the dice is a nice touch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

total gearhead

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

Oh wow 3 dies showing 6 faces man this shit's getting real!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

TYRANNY AHEAD

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

Illuminati pyramid eye as a skeleton, *driving a car* is quite the flourish of Garrison's bizarre genius.

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

one for dasharezone dot com

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

Whoaaa that's badass

flappy bird, Monday, 30 September 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

A solid effort from Garrison, ruined by his decision to put the Deep State in gloves so he wouldn't have to put in the work drawing skeleton fingers. Total pissbaby move. 0 out of 666 from the Ukrainian judge.

Subaru owners I have wordlessly loved (bernard snowy), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

I don't get why there is a 'park' when there's no reverse, is there some other meaning to 'park'?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link

I take it Ben has never driven a stick shift - his is rotated 90 degrees from how an actual manual transmission is arranged

Lee626, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

It’s the gear stick in ford time lord.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

lol read the first two as park life

nxd, Thursday, 3 October 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/fry9Zkc.png

soref, Sunday, 6 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

poignant encapsulation of aoc's basic belief system there, well considered and beautifully drawn

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

what was the prompt for that day?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

The Larouche cultist who showed up at her town hall

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 7 October 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link

that would have been impressively nostradamic. turns out it was "freeze"

https://inktober.com/rules

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

My new painting – “Crossing the Swamp”
“Never give up. Never lower your light.
Never stop till the swamp is dry.” – Jon McNaughton
For a list of figures in the boat: https://t.co/ZIPdkBgcFU pic.twitter.com/CTPndvK5LM

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 31, 2018

since then, Jeff Sessions, Nikki Haley, Sarah Sanders, John Kelly, Jim Mattis and John Bolton have left the boat.
the ones still on the boat are the trump trio, pence, carson, pompeo and conway. let's see how many of them make it to the end of trump's term.

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/3ug15hkgicp31.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

Really more of an independent study than a class.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link


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