The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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Post QE, its clear the Fed would prop up the bond market.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

*clicks link*
*feels bad about thinking "well that's kinda what i expected him to look like"*

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

if Rocky (or at least someone in the asap crew... ferg probably?) doesn't write a verse telling trump to fuck off and mind his own business i dunno
anyways rip nipsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

If I'm understanding correctly, Sweden doesn't have a cash bail system and they release most people that aren't deemed dangerous until their court date

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

At least Joseph Goebbels spared us his children. https://t.co/a9jHVXHtIu

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) August 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

how droll

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Saturday, 3 August 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

this piece of shit fell down

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/04/politics/mitch-mcconnell-shoulder-fracture-kentucky-home/index.html

akm, Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

who knew he had a skeleton

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link

thoughts and prayers

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

the nation mourns

Clay, Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

He should try again and keep trying until he manages to cave in that gelatinous noggin.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

mitch’s outside patio is antifa

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

(hats off too to mcconnell’s comms director for the moronic ‘outdoor patio’ like he’s trying to distinguish it from those famous indoor patios we all own, use and enjoy)

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

your covered verandahs and whatnot

j., Sunday, 4 August 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

Aaron Sorkin is a disease. https://t.co/s2Vgh4fKeh

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 4, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

totally agree. always good to find common ground.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Every remotely swing-district GOP House member in Texas is resigning, indicating they think they face an brutally unfavorable state electorate in 2020, and O'Rourke still won't chuck his Presidential campaign and declare against Cornyn.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 August 2019 03:40 (four years ago) link

I'm not sold on the idea that Beto is the sole Democrat who could possibly fare well in that race. Why not support one of the candidates who are running?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 5 August 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link

The people who have declared so far are all fairly lame. Chris Bell is a charisma-vacuum, the vet is trying too hard to suck up the Republicans, and the Houston city councilwoman is...a Houston city councilwoman.

Cornyn was tweeting in June about Hispanics invading Texas.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

"suck up to"

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

Beto's already done an unreal amount of ground work for a Texas Senate race, my opinion of him plummeted when he declared for president. Get the fuck over yourself, Beto. Just run against Cornyn already. I assume he like every other Dem presidential hopeful has access to internal polling that shows whoever the Dem candidate for president is has a total lock on winning the race, which is why all these sub-Beeblebrox egomaniac jags insist on crowding the field.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 5 August 2019 05:26 (four years ago) link

I'm not sold on the idea that Beto is the sole Democrat who could possibly fare well in that race. Why not support one of the candidates who are running?

He’s not the sole candidate, but he has goodwill & name recognition rn that will play better if he drops out IN ORDER TO REPRESENT HIS STATE, than if he takes another swing as a twice-failed candidate later

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 5 August 2019 06:22 (four years ago) link

Wrapping up an out-of-sight weekend at his golf club in Bedminster, N.J., President Donald Trump said Sunday that “perhaps” more needs to be done with respect to gun control. “Hate has no place in our country and we’re going to take care of it,” Trump told reporters as he prepared to board Air Force One to return to Washington, D.C.

Trump said he will make a statement Monday on the two mass shootings over the weekend and what can be done in response.

Trump said he has also spoken with Attorney General William Barr and FBI Director Christopher Wray about the mass violence. He said his statement will be at around 10 a.m. on Monday.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 August 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link

Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong background checks, perhaps marrying....

Tweet was going down an interesting path until the follow up

....this legislation with desperately needed immigration reform. We must have something good, if not GREAT, come out of these two tragic events!

"Let us be more racist and we might (won't) tighten gun laws a bit"

But we all knew whose fault it would really be

News coverage has got to start being fair, balanced and unbiased, or these terrible problems will only get worse!

Meant as a threat obv

nashwan, Monday, 5 August 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link

I couldn't decide whether his 'solution' was gonna entail increased persecution of non-whites or like declaring Antifa a terrorist organization. Whichever way it went, I knew it would be incoherent and unhelpful, so bravo.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 August 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link

The only way to stop this needless gun violence is more tariffs on China.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 August 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

i was about the post the same thing; I had one brief moment of hope this morning seeing "trump pushing for background checks" and then i saw this shit.

akm, Monday, 5 August 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

my assumption now is "I'll sign background checks if you give me a wall"

hey fucker why not sign the background check bill Mitch won't allow through Senate, and why don't you accept the immigration plans congress has broght you multiple times?

akm, Monday, 5 August 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

not sure if Trump's "maybe the mass murderer had a point" strategy is gonna play well here

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

there are good people on both sides of this AK-47

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 August 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

perfect

Trump says those lost in Toledo will not have died in vain but it was actually Dayton

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) August 5, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Holy Toledo!

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong background checks, perhaps marrying....

who doesn't love a wedding?

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Monday, 5 August 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

Former FBI agent: “There’s some reluctance among agents to bring forth an investigation that targets what the president perceives as his base. It’s a no-win situation for the FBI agent or supervisor.” https://t.co/p5oX0LJbKF

— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) August 5, 2019

um excuse me but I think you'll find the FBI is stuffed with angry Trump-hating Democrats

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

not least the sinisiter LOVERS

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 August 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

beginning to look like James Comey might actually be stupider than Trump

Mr. Hamburglar, please take a stand against stealing hamburgers. pic.twitter.com/C5hhZKNl4K

— Scott Conroy (@ScottFConroy) August 5, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 5 August 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

markets are taking this totally normal little trade war well

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

indeed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBT-y3aUwAAJ_eo.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

osama_thumbsup.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

How is this all playing with the alt-right gaming chuds?

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

If Trump or another republican politician says something they don't like, they just doublethink the blame onto "the media" that reported it.

Dan I., Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

I posted this in the AOC thread as well, but this is a pretty amazing clip. She burns through more in two minutes than MSNBC can in a whole evening of panel discussions.

‘I don’t want to hear the question ‘is this president racist?’ anymore. He is.’ — @AOC held nothing back while condemning Trump for using the language of white supremacy pic.twitter.com/3rWCkdYq6n

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 6, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

These are rich people who maxed out donations to our racist, asshole president, I know your schtick is to rush to defend power but scumbag multimillionaires are the backbone of the GOP (not just “famous billionaires”) naming & shaming those who need good PR is the least we can do https://t.co/PVr8cA7Tp4

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 6, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 12:12 (four years ago) link

It's public information, the pushback on Castro is ridiculous.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

you know it's serious when Joy Fucking Reid is shaming Maggie Haberman:

What am I missing? This is public information via the FEC. Also, the NYT has done these stories disclosing donors to presidential candidates, like this one: https://t.co/bCbA3kfaCr

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) August 7, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link

that aoc clip is powerful, holy shit

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

I feel like the pushback against NYT and the rest of the media has been more intense this time around. From O'Rourke just going 'Members of the press: What the fuck?' to the backlash to the NYT Unity headline to this. Might be people think the rules of political discourse are changing when shooters are literally using Trumps rhetoric in manifestoes before mass murder, but a lot of the media wants business to go on as usual.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

lol i love those grassley tweets

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

great post sic

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 September 2019 05:24 (four years ago) link

i'm sorry, i know

but yeah, out of the handful of words and phrases he relies on so heavily, "great" is the one. the one above all. it is pathetic. MAGreatA, jfc

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 September 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link

A great team, working hard!

Trump stole $155 million in disaster relief funding from the disaster relief agency a month ago in order to fund concentration camps. Here is a photo of one of them reading a briefing from a hurricane expert about the hurricane that is approaching the US, while the other three people in the room ignore him and text their friends.

This is the one that is most enraging, somehow. Even if the three-out-of-four FEMA personnel on their phones are texting actual colleagues or w/e, the reason that he has abandoned affairs of state in order to get paid millions of dollars to cheat at an environmentally-destructive game was ostensibly to monitor the hurricane situation, and this 21-letter sentence, tossed off without regard to anything actually happening in the department or the atmosphere, is the most that this sack of hate can manage to spark out of his remaining fetid neurons after straight-up taking their operating funds away in order to pay racist scum less cowardly than himself to torture brown children.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 06:04 (four years ago) link


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