RIP David Brooks

David Brooks, go on Chapo

lol DB is doing his weekly PBS segment and he just referred to Trump's Baltimore tweets as "not a dog whistle, but a human whistle." Good one, David.

One day this thread will actually be accurate.

Someday David Brooks is going to look at impeachment like it's a dewy young researcher and realize it's what he's been longing for all along pic.twitter.com/XYl3sH9vyl

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) August 1, 2019

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/03/magazine/marianne-williamson-2020.html

It’s because look at her. She isn’t some barefoot flake conducting a drum circle or playing the harp. (“Why do people make crystal jokes?” she asked me at one point. “I don’t use crystals!”) No, she wears Armani. She’s a practical person. A meat-eater. A capitalist with capitalist policies. How can you reconcile all that with the memes in which she appeared with her eyes shooting out lasers and stories about groups of occultists praying for her to get more speaking time in the second debate? “When David Brooks says it, it’s profound,” she told me. “When I say it, it’s woo-woo.”

“When David Brooks says it, it’s profound,” [Marianne Williamson told the NYT.] “When I say it, it’s woo-woo.”—True, but as usual Williamson draws the wrong conclusion.

— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein) September 4, 2019

*dj khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/opinion/internet-extremism.amp.html

RIP big man

I dream of a future where we can join together with our enemies in the alt-right to put David Brooks up against the wall.

damn he’s really going in on his colleague Bret Stephens there

y’all are making this seem much more interesting than it is.

Nice how “own the libs” and “smash the racist right” are equal to him. Teachers should use this rant as an example of “bothsidesism”.

you've proven you can't handle the app. it's over. leave it to those of us who use it correctly, ie fucking around while half-assedly doing our day jobs and waiting to die. than kyou

— Allah Ventano (@allahliker) September 6, 2019

Centrist fan fic: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/19/opinion/elizabeth-warren.html

I mean, look, if there’s a way to send David Brooks forward in time to the year 2050, I say we *do it.* pic.twitter.com/OGoNQJb0mG

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) September 20, 2019

what a load of petulant garbage!!!!

gutless

what this fatuous oaf do now?

well you see there are certain people whose views about things, a lotta things, just aren't taken seriously by your coastal elite types

AND THAT IS NOT RIGHT, THEY DESERVE TO BE HEARD

thank goodness they have David Brooks to translate for them

Lol remembering back to 2003 when Brooks invented a red state youth named Joey Tabula Rasa

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E09/490172.jpg?b64lines=VEhBVCdTIFRIRQogV09SU1QgTkFNRSBJIEVWRVIgSEVBUkQuCg==

In Joey's eyes, the people who get to do the most exciting things are not members of the meritocratic elite--Harvard and Stanford alums who start software companies. They are the regular men and women of the armed forces, or, as he remembers from the days after 9/11, they are firemen and cops. They are people without prestigious degrees and high income prospects.
...

Joey likes to think of himself as fundamentally independent. He looks at the people living in their dream palaces--the Arabists, the European elites, the Bush haters--and he knows he doesn't want to be like them. He doesn't want to be so zealous and detached from reality...

Joey isn't one of a kind. There are millions of Joeys, and variations on Joey.

https://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-104845033-1440523308.jpg?quality=.8&height=533.3333333333334&width=800

In Joey's eyes, the people who get to do the most exciting things are not members of the meritocratic elite--Harvard and Stanford alums who start software companies. They are the regular men and women of the armed forces, or, as he remembers from the days after 9/11, they are firemen and cops.

Yes, everyone knows the American Dream is to be dead or permanently disabled, rather than rich.

Fatone, Ramone, young kangaroos. There are millions of joeys.

I checked Twitter today and saw the last column got some criticism. For the record I visit 4 states a week. In the last two it’s been Kansas, Missouri, Texas, Massachusetts, Illinois, New York, and Georgia. If my columns stink it’s not from lack of contact with Trump voters.

— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) October 5, 2019

IF

Trump voters are in close contact with themselves, so presumably any of them could write a good insightful and intelligent column, because hanging out with Trump voters induces such results. Makes sense.

hmm... could there be... some other common denominator?

He is a a sick man... He is a spiteful man. He is an unpleasant man. His liver is diseased...

...eating pancakes in Wisconsin one at a time to understand the American zeitgeist.

and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to get them to only sell you a pancake at a time in wisconsin

i thought this was a good column. when i think someone is looking down their nose at me, i always react like trump voters and destroy my own country.

relatable and eye opening.

I am laughing a lot at my mental image of David Brooks literally doing this Columba as a ventriloquist act with dummies named Flyover Man and Urban Man.

Lol column not Columbia

If it comes to Trump vs. Warren, the only plausible choice is Warren. Over the past month Trump has given us fresh reminders of the exceptional ways he corrupts American life. You’re either part of removing that corruption or you are not. https://t.co/hL25UfEJmL

— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) October 18, 2019

such courage

character!!!

The first thing we could do, of course, is pray for a miracle. Maybe the Democrats will nominate one of the five B’s or the K: Biden, Buttigieg, Booker, Bennet, Bullock or Klobuchar.

David....Brooks

BERNIIIIIIEEEEEE

So Beto is too liberal for David Brooks

he wants to take his ar-15s and tax his homophobic church wait a second isnt david brooks a Coastal Elite

brooks is also v v intimidated by robert "it's mr steal your girl" o'rourke ever meeting his second wife

i want a full list of people david brooks would prefer trump to

Very cool of Brooksy to include his boss’ brother on that list

The Bullockmentum is unstoppable

Sandra Bullock is running for the Democratic nomination? How did I miss this development?

It happened while you were sleeping

'on of the 5 bs or the k' - see it's this kind of phrase-turning that has made david brooks so justly wealthy and respected in new york media circles

what does David Brooks know about deez 2 B’s