I only use vegan bacon grease in my deodorant.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
Then good news fellas!! This deodorant is for you! Road tested by men and women, it will tamp down your malodorousness and showcase what makes you special!!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link
Native brand deodorants are good for you and also smell good. My wife and I got a sampler box and it turns out I kinda like the floral ones, like hibiscus and cucumber or whatever, which has a civilizing effect on my manfunk. and my wife digs the more neutral scents ones, like cedar and lemon. the musky bro-ish flavors popped-collar scents are still unused. Also, native manufacturer seasonal scents like blackberry sage that I would eat with a spoon if that weren’t weird.
― rb (soda), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
is cucumber considered floral?
― sarahell, Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link
I've been getting these goddamn Dr. Squatch ads on YouTube all week. I guess they aren't new, but it's the first time I've seen them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 2 August 2019 11:21 (four years ago) link
I actually use Stirling shaving soap. And yeah, some of their scents have names like Executive Man or have a picture of a lumberjack on them or whatever, but they have fruity scents too and at least one specifically targeted toward women. I don't really care about the scents, so I just use their Naked and Smooth unscented variety. It makes a great lather anyway.
https://www.stirlingsoap.com/collections/shave-soap
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 2 August 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link
I don't know if it lacks magical shaving properties but I've just been using dr bronners when I trim up my neck
― untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 2 August 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
I was irritated by the beer in a plastic cup and where he pointed to the liver in that Dr Squatch video.
― Yerac, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Bronners has a purpose-made shaving soap now that rules. I like wood, herb, and citrus scent tones and my partner likes more flowery ones, but she usually steals my deo (with silly macho packing) anyway.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
i just go by what it says on the bronners soap label and i use it as shower-gel, mouthwash, shampoo, prophylactic, laundry detergent, shaving oil, abortifacient, floor cleaner, and douche. i also now ascribe to an idiosyncratic syncretic abrahamic religion
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
The only time I ever tried Bronners it reminded me of furniture polish or something.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
I had a bf in college that used it. ... I did wish he would use it more often (not the most hygienic guy) ... but I had no problem w/the effect or smell
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
I like dr bronners. It's perfect for long hiking/camping trips to use for everything.
― Yerac, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
I thought about this thread at the Drab Majesty show, where I saw a couple dudes wearing tactical kilts. I wanted to ask them about their EDC sporrans. Also a lady with Sisters of Mercy logo earrings, but that's off-topic.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 2 August 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
we could tie the earrings into a discussion of goth masculinity
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
and my teenage dream of having a bf/husband to share black kohl eyeliner with lol
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
Thinking of starting a skincare range, for men. To market it to men, the main ingredient will be gravel.It will contain microparticles of gravel, or "microgravel".I'll call the product Mangravel.— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) August 18, 2019
The packaging will say "Are you man enough? Man up. Call yourself a man? You're no man"— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) August 18, 2019
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
Mike Gravel
― nickn, Monday, 19 August 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
Someone's never heard of Lava. Call me when you upgrade to glass, bruh.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
New loofa for mens which is just ball of razor wire drenched in vinegar.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
Dove makes soap marketed to men, I've bought it when it's been on sale. The packaging design makes it look like Starcraft soap. I think they also know that men think if they use all the various products by a single company they will, like a video game's set armor, get additional charisma and strength buffs.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 19 August 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
I am not a Jeremy Renner fan at all; this Jeremy Renner Store exclusive launch on amazon's front page seems like a parody.
I see it's already been written about.https://slate.com/culture/2019/08/jeremy-runner-amazon-store-hawkeye-deep-nature-wow.html
― Yerac, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
Going down Jeremy Renner hole (dirty) but now I am watching his new rock videos on youtube.
― Yerac, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deodorant-stick-bite-embarrassing-fails.jpg
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 August 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
I don't want any Axe ice cream treats
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link
ROAST BEEF WRAP W/ BIG BRO SAUCEThis wrap is packed with lean protein! Slow-roasted, thinly-sliced top round, provolone cheese, caramelized onions and spinach in a whole wheat wrap, served with a side of our "secret" Big BRO sauce.
https://eatcleanbro.com
― goole, Friday, 30 August 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
stop
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
Big BRO sauce is about as unappetizing a phrase as I can imagine.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
esp when preceded by "secret"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
otm
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArAQxXJPD3Q
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
don't watch the whole thing... it just gets weirder and not in a good way
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
Internet Comment Etiquette is good not bad.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
Re: the fifteen seconds of that video that I watched with the sound off, there are times when I find it difficult even just watching men being the way that they apparently feel they're supposed to be. Like maybe engage one or two times in a genuine, vulnerable interaction with another human before foisting yourself onto the world, brah.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
That video I just posted? I like the first 6 minutes a lot. I’m not familiar with the channel; he plays lots of different characters, apparently.
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link
I had an idea for a product today: BEARD BOOTS. Handcrafted boots adorned with a mane of real human beard hair.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 1 September 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link
when it comes to oil-related accessories, would there be separate ones for the leather and the hair or some kind of artisanally formulated combo oil
― j., Sunday, 1 September 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link
I bought some Dove for Men soap today, because some doofus was standing in front of the regular Dove soaps spacing out and I had melting ice cream in my cart. But I like it! It's charcoal and clay so I am assuming it will make me a better, more exfoliated artist.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 1 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
well if you've never dove for men, how masculine can you really be?
― pplains, Sunday, 1 September 2019 04:36 (four years ago) link
I was thinking Beard Boots might be like a normal Boots but with the one beard isle cut-and-pasted thru the shop so we don't have to wall past the No 7s and sanitary pads because we are Men With Beards
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link
He’s gonna get so rich selling Mangria, 3-wick Mandles, strappy Mandals, Ceiling Mans to circulate air in your sultry den, Mandlebar Mustache Wax for Men, Pots & Mans, Sunman Lotion, Minimans for driving mini men & daughters, I guess. https://t.co/iEOzorJJTc— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) September 10, 2019
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link
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― And the wind... cries... Larry (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
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― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
That's a Manekin to you, buddy! Try to stay on brand.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
living up to his potential of being a living, breathing, spencer's gifts mall store circa 1995
― untuned mass damper (mh), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
He's also got an Endless Rant lager and IPA that I've seen on the shelves.
― nickn, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
Finally, a dutch oven for men, who like black and prisons and stuff. pic.twitter.com/W3Vz8s8mr6— Ian Bogost (@ibogost) September 12, 2019
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
downright kinky
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
Would anyone recommend a current (or not, doesn't really matter) text on the role/state/'problem' of masculinity? Context: we're trying to find a coherent approach in school and I want to be up to speed with current thinking.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Friday, 13 September 2019 09:54 (four years ago) link
Try r/inceltears
― Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 September 2019 12:04 (four years ago) link