Benjamin Butin
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
It's an Anglican thing.
xp
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
that's too much anglicanism
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
You left out a Hungerdunger! You left out the most important one!
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxEA5UFpTGw
― Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserved_Fish
― Un Poco Loco Moco (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link
Lock thread.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:41 (four years ago) link
what that is a great name
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:17 (four years ago) link
Amazing.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:26 (four years ago) link
https://digging-history.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PreservedFish1770-to-1849_Grave.jpg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link
Why is that name making me laugh this much, why
― Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Preserved_Fish_%28NYPL_b12349153-421566%29.jpg/800px-Preserved_Fish_%28NYPL_b12349153-421566%29.jpg
fly as fuck
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
That's why I said it.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link
lox thread
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:30 (four years ago) link
poor abigail
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link
Preserved Fishwife
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link
His first name was properly pronounced with three syllables (/prɪˈzɜːrvɪd/ prih-ZUR-vid), and was a reference to being "preserved from sin" or "preserved in grace".
i choose to disregard this
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link
The abyss and the heavens are one and the same.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.)
and her jive-ass slippers
i don't want to go all william blake on this but i did think about posting it to the awesome names thread; this thread just got bumped first. i will readily agree that the name is both awesome and abysmal.
bizarro: it's actually just as funny to pronounce it with three syllables, if not funnier. i tried it. also you get to explain why it's three syllables, which is also some good 18th century yuks
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
Having spent much of the last year reading books written in or about the 18th Century, I can confirm that I have yet to come across a single name which possesses the magnificence of Preserved Fish.
― COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link
important detail:
His father, a blacksmith, and grandfather were also named Preserved Fish.[2]
― Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
you are fucking kidding me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo,_Brooklyn
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 5 August 2019 08:10 (four years ago) link
Sthefany Brito and her brother Kayky.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:25 (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this came up in conversation just now
― imago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link
Glamorgan Cricket is excited to announce the signing of West Indian batsman Kraigg Brathwaite as our overseas signing for the final three Specsavers County Championship matches of the season.
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 September 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
Santa Ratniece
(Abysmality presumes English pronunciation.)
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
too weird to be abysmal
at least it's not the usual scatological fare
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
Abysmal as in abyssal as in awful as in awesome of course.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
snakes on a plane, mise en abyme
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
Directed by Caspar David Friedrich.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
would sunder myself before
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
https://www.discogs.com/artist/67054-Kaotic
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
no
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
i refuse. i cannot
(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
just clicked it again and it had the same potency
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
real estate sign:
McKaebrie Reese
― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 14 October 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
oof that's a great one
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/06/teenager-jonty-bravery-who-threw-child-from-tate-modern-balcony-admits-attempted-murder?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
― imago, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Damn, you beat me to it. Abysmal human being to boot (mental illness notwithstanding).
― pomenitul, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks
― the woefullest shirker (NickB), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
Geoffrey Kabaservice
― pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
L3xxus 0rgan
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
I thought Al Kaline was an abysmally poor joke nickname until I found out it was real. Which was good, as then I got a multiple-choice quiz question out of it:
Which of these is the name of a player in the Baseball Hall of Fame?a) Al Kalineb) Nob Legasc) Hal Ogen
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Just saw an external work email from someone with the first name Dooki.
Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the great real names thread, tbh.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
BREAKING: Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision: https://t.co/hGzoAn9zop pic.twitter.com/nPKDhXErTH— DawgNation (@DawgNation) February 2, 2020
― ShariVari, Monday, 3 February 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link