At the risk of stating the obvious, the July 2019 US Politics Thread is horse-sh*t

"I know nothing" - Donald Trump

president klink

Schultz, keep your Nazis straight.

as Hitler said to Rohm

protestor in Jamestown has been ID'd

The protester is VA 86th delegate Ibraheem S. Samirah, who was elected this year. https://t.co/9JIHiOQQrT

— Charlie Gile (@CharlieGileNBC) July 30, 2019

lmao the Pizzagater that Trump retweeted has now been suspended

Even Trump acknowledging there’s no strategy behind attacking Cummings, via pool: , "There’s no strategy, I have no strategy, there’s zero strategy…There’s no strategy, it’s very simple.”

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 30, 2019

ah, the ninth dimension

Oh, so he's a...racist?

The saddest/stupidest part is that journalists - including Haberman - will continue writing about his "strategy" until he wins re-election or the earth is swallowed by the sun, whichever comes first.

It’s really strange when he accidentally tells the truth

just speaking from (under) the hood

You love to see it

NEWS ... Texas GOP Rep. Mike Conaway is retiring after 15 years in Congress. This is the fifth retirement in two weeks.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) July 31, 2019

The GOP is losing some of its most well liked members. Roby. Mitchell. Conaway. Brooks. Olsen.

Retirements are again a problem for the House GOP

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) July 31, 2019

Are people in the GOP retiring because they don't think they can change anything inside the party?
I'm assuming shrinking to fit the orthodoxy of Trump enabling if that is what is happening may also be shrinking the voting base to some degree.
Not great anyway, if it means that GOP progressively loses an ability to correct itself. Though whatever currently represents GOP probably thinks it's perfectly right already and the rest of the country needs to get in line with it.

"Mitch McConnell is a man that knows less about Russia and Russian influence than even Donald Trump and I know nothing"

The art of the meal..y mouth

I wish the phrase "people who like their health insurance" would fucking die. People who "like" their health insurance have Stockholm syndrome.

If you take away their insurance, they die. Win-win!

people like their doctors, not their insurers. I guess candidates are wary of promising that everyone would get to keep their doctor since we all remember Obama said that and it was the Great Lie that blots out the 10,000 lies Trump tells every single day.

WOW! #Trump's prompter often contains phonetic spellings because he knows so little and is such a bad reader. Today, George Wythe was spelled "With" for him. He just pronounced the name of this historical figure correctly and then, inexplicably, read out the incorrect spelling. pic.twitter.com/Hss0WPUE4c

— KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 (@KevinlyFather) July 30, 2019

incredible names. incredible names.

people like their doctors, not their insurers.

I hate my doctor; she's a mean bitch who yells at me in a Romanian accent.

dude

We've got some pretty shitty doctors back home, and they usually expect a tip on top of everything else (speaking of which, we've got thousands of words for 'tip' in Romanian…). Can't you switch to a different one?

the arc of the ilx thread is long, but it bends towards tipping

Bg you get the full 20% from for that one

now check out this ronaldinho bottle opener

Can't you switch to a different one?

Inertia is a powerful force. Honestly, it's fine. I go in every 3-4 months, she tells me I'm soft and out of shape (which I know) and that I eat like shit (which I know) and asks me if I need any of my prescriptions refilled, and I give her $150 'cause she doesn't take my insurance.

lol, then she doesn't sound like a bad doctor, just very un-American.

I ditched my doctor after coming to him for 7 years and getting the same “you’re young, don’t worry about it” from him well into my 40s.

My doctor now is a millennial who will tell me exactly what she thinks is my ailment and what the treatment is, if any.

tide pods amirite

She said I’m too old to be eating them

CNN’s Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television, insinuated last night while asking a debate “question” that I was a racist, when in fact I am “the least racist person in the world.” Perhaps someone should explain to Don that he is supposed to be neutral, unbiased & fair,.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2019

....or is he too dumb (stupid} to understand that. No wonder CNN’s ratings (MSNBC’s also) have gone down the tubes - and will stay there until they bring credibility back to the newsroom. Don’t hold your breath!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2019

"too dumb (stupid}" should def be part of the August thread title

wait, CNN's and MSNBC's ratings are down?? I've never heard the President of the United States mention that!

If they'd been written by anyone but the least racist person in the world, I might've suggested that those tweets had the distinctive bouquet of racism about them.

i want to know who he thinks is "the most racist person in the world"

Obama duh

and who is giving out all these cool titles ?

dumb (stupid}

good choice for august thread imo

^^^^^^^^^

xp I'm more interested in who the *second* least racist person is

Trump's dad.

when in fact I am “the least racist person in the world.”

sure do wish he would die!!

The least-racist indicator probably conforms exactly to GOP pecking order, with Jim Inhofe clocking in at #10 or something

Does trump call any caucasians racist or does he just reserve the term for other ethnicities?
Noticed that he used the term for both the members of the squad and Elijah Cummings.

In related news, I'm sure glad Ronnie wasn't a racist!

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/07/ronald-reagans-racist-conversation-richard-nixon/595102/

He used it in the anti-speciesist sense, amirite?

it is "funny" how the ppl who complain that "racist" is an overused description NEVER call any living white person racist

arguably there were some white racists in the past, but obviously trump would be fully aware of that and wouldn't, you know, choose one of them as his favorite president

https://i.imgur.com/rro9MEN.jpg

if, hypothetically speaking, there were a racist in the White House, who would it choose as its fav ex-President hmmm