Tbh, we probably need a separate board for this.
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
dan, the problem is that the midthread "load all messages" link isn't showing
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
???
I can see it!
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"she was a bitch to land today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:16 PM (37 minutes ago)
yesssss
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
it's back!
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
both the pic ZS posted at first and now this second one are showing; twenty minutes ago the first wasnt there
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
weird
it was in "load them all" limbo
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Yep. Every once in a while, the "show all messages" link doesn't show, either at the very top or in the middle, and it just skips from a message 5 days ago to one about 50 minutes ago.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"Tbh, we probably need a separate board for this."
Take it here! http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=56108700It even fits the board mission statement!
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
New poll for week 2, ya'll:
The "Let's Dominate the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week TWO
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 20 June 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, the 3 official nominees for the first caption have been chosen by the NYer.
http://i42.tinypic.com/14l7ywm.jpg
New Yorker's selections:
"O.K., let's slowly lower in the grant money.”Submitted by Todd BearsonArlington, Mass.
“Relax, for them it's publish and perish.”Submitted by David BurnsNeedham, Mass.
“The research is conclusive—mice are even cuter when you dress them up in little coats.”Submitted by Brad HodgesDungannon, Ontario
ILX selections:
"They look more like her but they take after me." Submitted by Roberto Spiralli10 votes
"Okay, NOW they're just mocking us." 4Submitted by Hi Dere4 votes
"I know their clipboards are proportional, but it makes it really hard to read their notes."Submitted by EZ Snappin3 votes
"What troubles me is that they're speaking German." Submitted by Dr Superman3 votes
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Meanwhile...
WEEK THREE CONTEST/NOMINATIONS BEGIN HERE
http://i41.tinypic.com/2rzzb4y.jpg
NOMINATIONS DUE BY WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24TH, WITH THE POLL RUNNING FROM THE NIGHT OF THE 24TH TO THE NIGHT OF THE 27TH.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
oh come on, there's only one caption/theme for that one:
"Aren't you forgetting something?"/"I thought you had him!"/etc etc
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
"That's right, avert your eyes! You don't want to end up like Henry, do you?"
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i told him, if he says "are we nearly there yet?" one more time...
― joe, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"so you're certain that this 'life-sized subbuteo' game is legal?"
― joe, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"Do you think these frappucinos are making me irritable?"
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"just pull over slowly and let me do the talking"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"'WARNING: LOW BRIDGE AHE-' Oh look, cows!"
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
grant money one seems likely to win.
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"So, this week's theme is National Lampoon's Vacation?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
"yes but *I* didn't forget my drink on roof of the car"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
"personally, i would have opened with pawn to king's 4"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"for the last time, i'm not spending my per diem to rent an SUV"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
'Idiot Blaine Ruins Gumball 3000'
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"you wouldn't be hungry if you got something at the drive-thru, mr. i-hate-trans-fats"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm trying to think of some combined Odysseus/cop caper gag, but not getting very far. Best I can come up as of yet:
"Are you sure this is the best way to avoid the sirens?"
Not great.
― emil.y, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
"i still say the extortion industry shouldn't have to advertise."
― joe, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"well, I'm not explaining why we had to drop him off 'somewhere more scenic'"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"No, the drivethrough girl did not seem weird to me."
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"if you didn't want jackass 3 on your resume you shouldn't have taken the job."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh who knew being drily urbane was so challenging
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
a variation on elmo's:
"don't tell me you forgot your drink on the roof again"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
short sweet and stupid is most likely on this one."I thought he was with you!""Well it's not like he WALKED away..."
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"Nothing back there but a coffee cup, boss."
― Eazy, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"what are those idiots beeping at?"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
That's the cruelest depiction of distress I've seen in a NYer cartoon maybe ever. Look at that dude's eyes.
also"That's the cruelest depiction of distress I've seen in a NYer cartoon maybe ever. Look at that dude's eyes"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"thanks for stopping, a slurpee always brings out the kid in me"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
"look, paul, I'm trying to be supportive here but there are better ways of getting on reality TV"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"Thank god THAT'S taken care of."
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
haha I was going to do a "Jackass" one but chickened out
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"It's like, he's going in the drink, but this drink is going in me. Makes you think, you know?"
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"Are you or have you ever been a representative or member of a terrorist organization or a member of a group which endorses terrorist activity?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
"these car rental people don't know the meaning of the word 'legroom' do they?"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
"these harsh interrogation techniques are torture on your highway milage"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'm not exactly sure how they took the news but they said they'd give us 'a sign'"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
"maybe it's in my other pants"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"I've always hated Rush Week."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"back in my day, we didn't have to travel to a sustainable fishery"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link