why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

am i supposed to sue someone named fitzmaurice? i mean i will

So, if I understand Sue F. correctly, she's essentially saying that in her view there is no such thing as offensive speech or an offensive FB posting. Well, I have a few choice words for her.

#liveinthemoment
#neverforget

FOR ME AND MY FAMILY
PERSONALLY, SEPTEMBER 11
WAS A REMINDER THAT LIFE IS
FLEETING, IMPERMANENT, AND
UNCERTAIN. THEREFORE, WE
MUST MAKE USE OF EVERY
MOMENT AND NUTURE IT
WITH AFFECTION,
TENDERNESS, BEAUTY,
CREATIVITY, AND LAUGHTER.

< blurry photo of statue of liberty >

- DEEPAK CHOPRA

SUCCESS.COM

https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67276410_2285798551749931_5415900781834403840_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnhvXehDVGpK65Xz6124-H6agcIvzuAicb0erkZjt2n2nUYqBgGPy-wB-RcfHwO7Uw&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=6d95bcc2bdca765fb76d0419b915e9b9&oe=5E34F699

and that teacher.... was bob marley

how did she say that stuff in all caps tho

rising cadence as she gripped the podium and spittle flecked her chin

She wrote 9x1=7. Her students laughed. Nevertheless, she persisted.

“OK BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FOCUSING ON ME YELLING AT YOU??” yelled one troubled boy

Everyone gets an F

and that teacher...was Subway Jared

Lol at the idea of a math teacher thinking his students should be proud of his ability to do 90% of his multiplication tables correctly

I posted the gif on my FB, everybody clowned it but of course i got one "aw i find it lovely :((("

"I took dozens of sips from my beer and no one congratulated me on it, yet when I poured the beer all over my lap everyone laughed."

or, as it's more commonly explained in bad joke parlance: "but you fuck ONE monkey..."

Literally the response i got from one friend

i programmed this mars orbiter, and i got 90% of the code right, but people still laughed at me when it crashed

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E03/gif/2R8vdagigMbD.gif

https://i.imgur.com/fSQTfL7.jpg

considered...for what?

uh, yr maxell's broken dude

Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum

;_;

i wanna work at the cassette museum

How fast can you respool a cassette?

*folds hands*

how long is the cassette

fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"

i can respool at 5 cm/s.

thats not very fast

how unconsiderate

i googled for 'cassette spool rate' and the first thing i found was 19 cm/s, so i figured i could respool at probably a quarter that, as a human being. my assumptions were off!

see, this is why no cassette museum in this entire country will hire me

;_;

Hey...hey!

We have training programs. Do not give up.

Send me your resume @ basf✧✧✧@eudoram✧✧✧.c✧✧

Basf666 at eudoramail dot com

they say it takes money to make money, let me just go ahead and give you account and routing numbers as well

BASF cassette orange is a very evocative colour.

Ok mr Malone, you're in. I was on the fence, but my partner, Rhonda, recalled working with you in the past and gave a high recommendation.

You start Monday. Bring three fucked up or unspooled tapes to orientation Monday.

https://i.imgur.com/LdBcelY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

a lot of memes atm are basically equivalent to the art of Piero Manzoni

https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg

https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_eui2=AeETCvoDxy5tz7ymYnCkznkvd9qTbpDC2pXMAdowJE6B7k-UGKSZSTbDxGwXDNkyI5PRz-GQsQv0xNTUh1t6EE9nAYwE0ju9XUndVmlk0AQwww&_nc_oc=AQmosF5IEHiLDunruGY02MLtEPfBh9BNtfv_OmQuUvELy-ayP37vP4-SPqdA5v4UgUE&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=51e7cf0e5219c17abcdd1ed7f00b4973&oe=5E5C0223

otm

Today's Facebook history brought up this

https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png

(that last line is part of the image)

shout-out to the people born in the year 44 and still around nearly 2000 years later to be amazed

well, no, for one thing. For another thing, what?

(it worked in 2016 but only then if you weren't born after the middle of november. elementary maths wrapped up as mysticism)

yeah that should apply to literally no one now

I am 66. My name is Jesus Christ.

er, I mean 116, lol, nm

117

aaaaaaah i meant 115

This is a spectacularly dumb reason to see the movie

https://i.ibb.co/vZmRrFB/FB-IMG-1573703801570.jpg