Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"I'm going to take off now; we will never speak of this weekend again."

"is this some kind of fucking joke, Steve? i could've been killed. you useless fucking cunt."

"your...wife?"

btw, Sweden one already strong candidate imo

hey does anyone know who is talking in this comic: the pilot or the flag guy?

something about fly-me pumps

theres gotta be a good dont ask dont tell joke in there

"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"

"she was a bitch to land today"

looooooooooooooooooool

theres gotta be a good dont ask dont tell joke in there

that's where I was going, best I could come up with was "I believe the policy clearly states 'Don't ask'."

"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"
jesus christ is that the plane talking?

"she was a bitch to land today"
YES SUBMIT THIS NOW

"Yes they're Blahniks. God."

"If comfort were a concern I'd take the train."

jesus christ is that the plane talking?

uh... no

W i l l also comes correct, loooooooooool

e3 i dig that, better than anything i had

"seemed to be something of a problem with drag today"

a+

omg Spiralli is killin it

yoga flame

"Jeez Carl, when you said you enjoyed Transformers I wasn't expecting this"

"How was your trip Mr. Blahnik?"
"It makes the wings look great but it's MURDER on the struts."
"Do you have anything in a size 7?"

"honestly, this is not what I expected when you said it was a transatlantic flight"

"Don't ever ask Koslowski to fix your flats."

ah, somebody already there with the blahnik joke.
She was a bitch to land would be great for playboy, would never get into the new yorker. Good caption tho.

lol e3

several strong candidates already, I smell victory.

"I can't use the cobblestone runway today."

I just hope that people coming back to this thread will realize there's a new caption now.

"I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!"

can u say goddamnit in new yorker?

prob not

"Would've been here earlier, but there was a sale at Saks."

"I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!"

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ dad jokers choice

"I hate French planes."

I'm feeling the "drag" gag as a winner.

I'd almost bet that was the original caption!

feel like the drag pun will occur to other people, so would need to be worded better to stand a chance. if people want to take a crack at smartening it up be my guest.

I'll mash yours up with one of mine (not because it's better but because I'm an egomaniac):

"French planes always have a problem with drag."

"Don't worry, it changes into tennis shoes on the way to the hangar."

"No, I said we needed to ADDRESS the drag!"

"It's night and day with the gel pads."

dad jokers choice

not just a member I'm the president etc

"dude, you will never believe this. I just got back from visiting Dave at the lab and he has been fucking a mouse. he had these mice children in a cage in little outfits. it was FUCKED UP."

"Lockheed-Martin should never have bought out Easy Spirit."

"I named him Turtle, to remember."

"i kind of want to fuck this airplane"

"FLOTUS One is a go"

"i kind of want to fuck this airplane"

haha i love the simplicity