now we're back to just one terrible grayling, i wonder what he thinks abt lollies
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
Caroline Nokes sacked— John Stevens (@johnestevens) July 24, 2019
Good of you to tell me first đ— Caroline Nokes (@carolinenokes) July 24, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
get hunt sacked
― im led by donky (||||||||), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
11 cabinet out - just two were Boris Johnson supporters pic.twitter.com/jC0RUdbXzC— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) July 24, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Look I've already made one poorly received BJ joke on social media this week
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
Let's just leave this here pic.twitter.com/krKoMZASr2— Tim Shipman (@ShippersUnbound) July 24, 2019
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
hunt gone
gearing up for an elx
― im led by donky (||||||||), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
Robert Peston will always be the absolute worst of those journalists who seem to think politics and 'real life' are not connected in any way pic.twitter.com/9Roh2rYHyu— Sam âď¸ (@samisam147) July 24, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
So this was pretty much on:
PM to be Boris planning âNight of the Long Knives X2â with FOURTEEN cabinet ministers facing chop... pic.twitter.com/j5ZbYvyl73— MoS_Politics (@MoS_Politics) July 6, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
It looks as though we have finished the sacking phase of the reshuffle. Sajid Javid, the home secretary, has just gone through the door at Number 10. He is expected to emerge as home secretary.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
Great choice for Chancellor of Exchequer @sajidjavid. He will be key to making this a pro-business administration investing in the whole of the United Kingdom.— Stephen Crabb (@SCrabbPembs) July 24, 2019
― stet, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link
It looks as though we have finished the sacking phase of the reshuffle. Sajid Javid, the home secretary, has just gone through the door at Number 10. He is expected to emerge as chancellor.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
Aw man when he abolishes income tax I should be several pounds a month better off
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
Several pounds? That would have been untold riches for his dad.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
Priti Patel in as home sec.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
Literally never want to hear any cunt imply Diane Abbott isnât good enough to be home sec ever again.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Not even me in double posts.
announce ross thomson at scottish office u coward
― im led by donky (||||||||), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
Omg yessssssmini thread poll while we wait for the carnage: worst Tugedhat tweet?1)
Iâm sorry to see @PennyMordaunt go given the courage she has shown in standing up for our troops against #lawfare. Whoever takes over needs to pick up the issue and fight on. https://t.co/rxVBrJWpVh— Tom Tugendhat (@TomTugendhat) July 24, 2019
Gin. The gods want more.— Tom Tugendhat (@TomTugendhat) July 23, 2019
Just found out my @GiveBloodNHS donation has been used at Margate Hospital. Well at least part of me has been to the beach today!— Tom Tugendhat (@TomTugendhat) July 23, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
Deeply amused Alun Cairns survived at Wales - this is his third PM now.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Having never knowingly heard his surname said out loud I like to pronounce it in my head as "tuggin' dat"
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
xp it's almost like the Tories don't give a fuck about the Welsh office
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
Hardly anybody seems suited to their roles, which only makes sense if you're basically thinking about an election rather than governing. I know we're planning for one, so why wouldn't Huge Mind be too?
― stet, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
He must be an operational genius tho, cos that bbc drama with Cumbers made him look huge braned!
― calzino, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
The Rt Hon Dominic Raab @DominicRaab has been appointed Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs @foreignoffice, and First Secretary of State pic.twitter.com/XEJECtJPsS— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) July 24, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
Well we know he probably owns an atlas
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Yup, totally an election cabinet. The chancer is doing exactly that.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
Someone explain the election cabinet thing pls? Cos this looks like the dregs.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
A cabinet likely to lose Johnson a VONC at the first opportunity iirc.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
I donât pretend to have the Huge Brain required for this strategy, but it was Javid that made me think: heâs the guy you put in if you want to talk tough about business while actually spaffing election sweeteners all over the shop. Especially if you donât want actual fiscal policy and all sorts of âwe have to save our cash for the incoming apocalypseâ quibbles being raised. And Patel is who you want to talk absurdly and pointlessly tough on law and order, and it wonât hurt if itâs her posturing against Khan as a proxy for Labour in the London seats. Raab ... I got nothing but since when have Tory voters cared about engaging with foreign?
― stet, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link
19:25Stephen Barclay remains as Brexit secretaryStephen Barclay is staying as Brexit secretary, Number 10 has announced
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
who?
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
sorry i mean "who hell he?" not "who ldgaf?"
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link
Gove appointed chancellor of Duchy of LancasterMichael Gove, the environment secretary, has been made chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. That means he will be based in the Cabinet Office.On paper that does not seem like much of a job. The formal demands of the job are minimal (like appointing vicars in Lancashire). But the title is normally given to a minister given some kind of âfixerâ role. David Lidington, Theresa Mayâs de facto deputy, was chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. Oliver Letwin also held the post.Over the weekend the Boris Johnson camp briefed that Gove would be getting a promotion. This job could be a promotion, but that will depend on what Johnson asks Gove to âfixâ, and how much authority he is given.The person doing this job also often doubles us as âminister for the Today programmeâ - ie the governmentâs go-to media performer. This is something Gove would do very well.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
Lolz Truss to International Trade, banter game strong
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link
all the "sorry to see x go" talk made me think some Tories had actually crossed the floor, but hell no, that would be too much to expect after all the talk abt Never Boris
(might some go now the cabinet's been announced? or after a weekend to think about it and discuss it with family? or should I stop deluding myself that such a thing might ever happen?)
Truss and Raab for exploratory cheese and pork markets reconnaissance trip to Calais obv
― a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
or should I stop deluding myself that such a thing might ever happen?
This strikes me as the UK equivalent of American liberals pining for 'good' conservative Republicans, so yeah.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
i looked at those jon worth flow diagrams for the first time in ages and it seems delusional
https://jonworth.eu/brexit-what-next/
― đ đđ˘đ¨ (caek), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
Makes me nostalgic for those long-ago times of certainty. Like every time round the actual result is something batshit-unexpected and thus nowhere to be seen on the pointless flow.
― stet, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
the biggest challenge of all... đ
2/4 I've been a cabinet minister for every hour my 3 gorgeous children have been alive. So whilst it may seem strange for someone who just tried to become PM (& is a terrible cliche) I have decided now is the time for the biggest challenge of all - to be a GOOD DAD!— Jeremy Hunt (@Jeremy_Hunt) July 24, 2019
― im led by donky (||||||||), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
lol oh great
Theresa Villiers returns to cabinet as environment secretaryTheresa Villiers, the former Northern Ireland secretary and another alumnus of the Vote Leave campaign, has returned to the cabinet as environment secretary.
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
"I have decided now is the time for the biggest challenge of all - to be a GOOD DAD!"
Surely even on here we can't be churlish about a repentant child-abuser making a pledge to change his evil ways.
― calzino, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
Hasnât Villiers got a very slight majority or something?
― suzy, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
think it may be a dig at boris â5 or 6 childrenâ johnson
xp
― im led by donky (||||||||), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
they are the lucky ones!
― calzino, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
Ooooh definitely a dig at BJ.
― suzy, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link
Good lord, Gavin Williamson, sacked a few weeks ago for leaking national security secrets to the press, now in charge of Education.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
i always mix him up with Nazi otter-lover Henry Williamson
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
Nicky Morgan to culture secretary - this is from SEPTEMBER 2018. welcome to the resistance, Nicky https://t.co/9W2vmRDPT8 pic.twitter.com/HA3calWEKa— Jon Stone (@joncstone) July 24, 2019
The Rt Hon Grant Shapps @grantshapps has been appointed Secretary of State for Transport @transportgovuk pic.twitter.com/lZNqFWXZ3B— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) July 24, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link