At the risk of stating the obvious, the July 2019 US Politics Thread is horse-sh*t

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She's casted to be seen and memed with overlaid captions, not to be heard on video

Bnad, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

getting some serious Dion Waiters in NBA2K vibes from her speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WsGrHzReo4

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/hLTgQ66/temp.jpg

Bnad, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link

That young woman's parents need to come and collect her.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link

+ bring her to me 😻

lumen (esby), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

FP'd for that

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

donald probably walks into a room with his kids and wishes he could just remove them from the planet half the time, too, though

― untuned mass damper (mh)

US Politics December 2018: ~very legal and very cool~

Skip Spence None the Richer (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

Why does Trump appeal to so many youngsters? How is it 'cool' (I'm old lol) to latch onto the trainwreck of this orange blob with diarrhea for brains? Don't they notice he can barely speak two coherent sentences? Why is it attractive at all to engage with this? Rebellion isn't what it used to be, is it? Did Reagan have such a big youth following? Was there a Nixon jugend? I just don't get why so many young people applaud this repulsive creature.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

When you were raised in the wilderness by a white supremacist militia, it all seems very cool.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

the youth writ large do not think donald is cool. this is a conservative white kid nihilist power fantasy dickhead thing.

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

Full transcript of his melted-brain ravings in front of a large crowd of youths (Turning Point USA conference). Read if you dare.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

(xp) Considering the whole 4chan/PUA/AlphaAF/cuck culture that prevails in certain corners of online youth culture, it's not hard to see how Trump is popular in certain channels.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

I gave the commencement address at the Air Force Academy recently, and at Annapolis the year before. (Applause.) And they said, “Sir, would you like to shake the hands of all the cadets?” I said, “How many are there?” “One thousand one hundred.” I said, “Yeah, that sounds okay.” (Applause.) I say, “Do other Presidents do it?” “Yes, they do.” “Do all of them?” “Yeah, they do.”

What they didn’t say is they start and then they peter out and they go back. Because it’s — it’s tough. It was really hot. That sun was beaming down. And I’m just one hand. And some of these guys are great athletes. And some of the women — they had some women in the class that were — their hands were very strong, okay? (Laughter.) And they’re all shaking. And, you know, they’re a little nervous, maybe; they’re meeting the President. They’re shaking strongly and — “Sir.” But, you know, with shaking 1,100 hands and saluting. We’re saluting, shaking, turning, spinning. They’re coming at all different directions. (Laughter.) I felt like a great fighter pilot. (Laughter.)

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

still kind of absorbing the totality of the qanon stella person

it really sounded like she was reading phonetically off cue cards and I had to pause at “special education teacher”

untuned mass damper (mh), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link

A MAGA hat and a STOP HATE t shirt?

koogs, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

Not sure what your point is but one party is serious about power and the other isn’t. https://t.co/9geqYf9q2N

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) July 24, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link

not sure what his point is except the obviousness

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:21 (four years ago) link

"I’m just one hand" for August title.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link

sobering

Boris Johnson, Macron, Putin, Trump, & Xi Jinping are now the heads of the permanent 5 at the UN security council and ultimate protectors of our collective international peace & security.

— Edin Omanovic (@Edin_O) July 23, 2019

Why does Trump appeal to so many youngsters? How is it 'cool' (I'm old lol) to latch onto the trainwreck of this orange blob with diarrhea for brains? Don't they notice he can barely speak two coherent sentences? Why is it attractive at all to engage with this? Rebellion isn't what it used to be, is it? Did Reagan have such a big youth following? Was there a Nixon jugend? I just don't get why so many young people applaud this repulsive creature.


pareene wrote about it well but it’s pretty much like... why nu-metal was a thing

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/teenage-pricks-pareene

maura, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link

when trump uses “sir” in a story he’s lying

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/16/politics/sir-trump-telltale-word-false/index.html

maura, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link

"I’m just one hand" for August title.
― frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain

Was just coming to say the same thing!

That Omar speech is dead fucking on.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link

mediate reporting on pj media* is some circling the content drain shit

* fka pajamas media

maura, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:39 (four years ago) link

Hey Mordy and treeship, yall should read that baffler article. treesh, you can ask mordy to explain it to you in your little AIM chatroom if you have a hard time with some of the longer words

Dan I., Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:06 (four years ago) link

pretty bold move calling out someone who doesn't appear to have even posted to this thread

dick

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:15 (four years ago) link

yeah where the hell did that come from? that was your first post in like a week too

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:19 (four years ago) link

From that trasncrtipt:

They don’t realize there’s more of you than there is of them. They just haven’t figured that out yet. (Applause.) They’ll understand. They’ll figure it out someday.

THey they they they who the fuck is THEY Donny? I mean like just say it man, say "the left", say "liberals", say anything but THEY you paste brained shit smear.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:30 (four years ago) link

he's talking about Mordy and treeship

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link

when trump uses “sir” in a story he’s lying

It’s a ludicrous tell in his delivery of reported speech, but so is him reporting speech at all

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link

Worth noting

"An 18-year-old Dallas-born U.S. citizen has been in the custody of CBP & ICE for more than 3 weeks, his attorney says.

Now his family fears he may be deported."https://t.co/S7be0SygpF

— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) July 23, 2019

nashwan, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 07:12 (four years ago) link

I hope the morning I'm about to give up for this doesn't turn out to be a complete waste. Which is a distinct possibility.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

xpost The kid has been released, thank goodness. Let this be a lesson to all travelers that when trying to cross a border, but especially the Mexico-US border, while Mexican, particularly in this climate, bring more than your school ID.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

I hope the morning I'm about to give up for this doesn't turn out to be a complete waste. Which is a distinct possibility.

― clemenza, Wednesday, July 24, 2019 8:08 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel like this is a "fool me twice, shame on me" type situation so personally I'm keeping my distance.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link

I'll hold the football, Charlie Brown

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:46 (four years ago) link

Wtf at the scheduling here
So many people are commuting right now

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

it's okay he's already explaining why he won't say anything worth hearing

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

says he will respect Barr gag order of a couple days ago

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

Good morning!!!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

I thought I heard that the 18 year old facing deportation actually had various other forms of i.d. on him at the time, or is taht another case of false deportation? Story I was hearing was that he was on the way to a football championship and showed papers that the authorities claimed to be forged.
THis guy?
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/07/a-u-s-citizen-has-been-in-immigration-custody-for-weeks.html

I heard the story on a podcast earlier.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

Grampy Bob needs to turn up his hearing aid.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

Mueller: the only facts in the world are facts described by words in the specific order I arrange them. I am unparaphrasable.

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

"Respectfully, Respectfully!"

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link

that last dude was an ass but he raised a good point: where does this 'you cannot indict' language come from?

akm, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

Mueller is a dope imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

that last dude was an ass but he raised a good point: where does this 'you cannot indict' language come from?

That was effective, yeah. Throwing in "socialists" was laughable, though.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

Bob Mumble mouth Mueller

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

literally nothing is gonna come out of this, idk why Republicans are so fired up about it

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

i don't know how any of this helps at all.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

like they're already parroting the "GOP Presidents can commit unlimited crimes" line which is 100% true

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link


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