PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

i for one welcome our new prime minister *checks notes* 'don't know'

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I walked into the Sky studio and they asked me if I was a lady by the name of ‘Jo Swinson’. Unbelievable par so early in the morning, I’m going back to bed.

— Eleanor Penny (@eleanorkpenny) July 23, 2019

Should’ve Guy Goma’d it and announced full communism under the Swinson era.

Boris Johnson is the first journalist to become Prime Minister. That, by itself, is inspiring to me.

— Sam Bowman (@s8mb) July 23, 2019

Wow the Lib Dems are back, can’t believe swinston has already achieved the level of household recognition of whatsisname and the Jesus one

There can't be a journalist in the land who isn't looking at Boris today and thinking, "if he can, why can't I?". Whatever else he achieves, that is something special.

— Sam Bowman (@s8mb) July 23, 2019

Follow up tweet is even worse

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(l)progressive politics,(r) Jo Swinson.

This day is getting better by the hour:

I’d like to congratulate @BorisJohnson on becoming Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

I for one hope that he takes a harder line with Varadkar, the Irish Government have treated us shamefully in recent months. All military options should be explored to deliver #Brexit

— Ian Paisley MP⚪ (@lanPaisleyMP) July 23, 2019

awww yiss

that's a parody account obv

So looking forward to us invading Ireland. All over by Christmas Halloween.

we are certainly now in a world where very obvious parody accounts have the power to start non-parody wars

There can't be a journalist in the land who isn't looking at Boris today and thinking, "if he can, why can't I?".

Are all Brit journalists as lacking in moral compass and as ready to embrace any position to fulfill their ambitions as Mr. Johnson?

Churchill was a journalist for a while, was he not? FFS do these cunts know nothing about the history of the Tory Party?

Most of the journos who’ve recently turned candidate are Greens.

xxp that was rhetorical i take it

churchill as a journalist and an auton:

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So looking forward to us invading Ireland. All over by Christmas Halloween.

godspeed you! bame prime minister

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Paying my respects to this post btw

Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will table a motion of no confidence designed to force Boris Johnson from office "at a time of (their) choosing", adding "it will be an interesting surprise for all of you"#NextPrimeMinister updates: https://t.co/RXBOOCDERG pic.twitter.com/S8pzz9Orrn

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) July 23, 2019

Christ, to be in that 8%.

SNAP POLL: Which of the following best reflects your reaction to Boris Johnson becoming leader?
Dismayed: 37%
Pleased: 18%
Disappointed: 10%
Delighted: 10%
Don’t mind either way: 17%https://t.co/HIIFAgL8kP pic.twitter.com/ztQ8odZI1W

— YouGov (@YouGov) July 23, 2019

"we must stop the Brexiteer Corbyn by backing Boris Johnson to the hilt" said Cooper

lulz0rz we’re all gonna die

Official statement from the minister for foreign affairs

congrats to the brits on your new racist, homophobic prime minister, replacing your previous racist, homophobic prime minister.

— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) July 23, 2019

here's the washington post with key insight from afar

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godspeed you! bame prime minister

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Paying my respects to this post btw

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, July 23, 2019 7:22 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Salute

I was not prepared for the amount of content relating to the Palace Nightclub, Navan on the minister for foreign affairs' twitter.

.@POTUS just now @BorisJohnson: "Good man. He's tough and he's smart. They're saying Britain Trump. They call him Britain Trump."

— Cordelia Lynch (@CordeliaSkyNews) July 23, 2019

otm, that’s def what we call him

"Good man. He's tough and he's smart."

Whenever Trump effulgently praises a high official in his own administration it means they will be dismissed within six months.

As @BorisJohnson becomes Tory leader & PM next, we have to take the fear & anger which'll accompany his leadership & use it as a motivating factor towards building a bigger, stronger movement in opposition - towards a GE & a transformative @UKLabour Govt. TY @chunkymark for vid. pic.twitter.com/BFcgJ0Q7yj

— Laura Pidcock MP (@LauraPidcockMP) July 23, 2019

good messaging

beats 'at a time of our choosing' the time is now ffs

i guess the actual VONC can wait a week or two

no they should do it tomorrow oh wait

compare to sadiq khan’s “congratulations”

FFS

just seen this on prayforpatrick's tl.

Centrists make my teeth itch 😬 pic.twitter.com/2CZanvpB36

— The Agitator (@UKDemockery) July 20, 2019

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i guess the actual VONC can wait a week or two

― imago, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

no they should do it tomorrow oh wait

― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Lol parliament is going to summer recess as normal at the moment?

xxp I pass the HoC multiple times a week & see groups like this all the time, they get so much worse than this

Dominic Raab invoking Hegel to Jon Snow on Channel 4 news. Two bald men...

Comms Team signing off... forever: Jared, you are the most disgustingly morally bankrupt person I have ever had the displeasure of working with. You do not care about your constituents. You do not care about anyone but yourself.

— Jared O'Mara (@jaredomaramp) July 23, 2019

MIC DROP.

Lol when he first took Clegg's seat I thought great to see some disabled representation in Parliament. What a absolute twat he turned out to be!

Comms Team signing off... forever: Jared, you are the most disgustingly morally bankrupt person I have ever had the displeasure of working with. You do not care about your constituents. You do not care about anyone but yourself.
— Jared O'Mara (@jaredomaramp) July 23, 2019
― Matt DC, Tuesday, July 23, 2019 12:17 PM (sixteen minutes ago)

loooooooooooool

you can't do your own mic drop gif

aye that was cringe

I guess we are on a heatwave:

Just in case anyone wondered about last week's Look North interview - Jared drank a full litre of vodka beforehand at 11am. He's such a bloody laugh. Twat.

— gareth arnold 🇬🇧 (@garetharnolduk) July 23, 2019

Hugely disappointed to see the Arctic Monkeys gif at the end of that.

Lol my god:

So, my boyfriend @sykurmolarnir_ works/worked for Jared as a caseworker but I reckon he might need a new job, if anyone can help? Sociology 1st from Sheff Un.

— gareth arnold 🇬🇧 (@garetharnolduk) July 23, 2019

fuck that guy is a huge twat