PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

CUNT

If the number of people being beastly to poor Jo Swinson is any guide, I fear that we can not be kinder to the next PM.

i for one welcome our shambling blond beast prime minister

suzy otm

.@BorisJohnson got the two-thirds of votes he wanted to secure his no-deal Brexit mandate.

— Robert Peston (@Peston) July 23, 2019

bobby pesto has gone off the deep end

johnson cockroach of cockroach britain

A very Bozza Britain

110,000 rabid corpses is some kind of mandate fo sho

xp An insightful and sorely missed blog xxp

Recalling co-worker banter from 3 and a half years ago about the prospect of Trump and Johnson overlapping as leaders - at least it took this long.

So now we have proper party membership figures from the Leadership contests. Labour (2016) 506,438. Tory (2019) 159,320, LibDem (2019) 106,075 .

— Solomon Hughes (@SolHughesWriter) July 23, 2019

wonder when we'll see boris' triumphant photocall with his girlfriend carrie symonds, who he's definitely still together with

Time for Dominic Grieve to grow a backbone.

pity about all those UKIP/brexit-ultra entryists that joined the 20000 dead members still paying subs last year. It would have hilarious if it came out in the wash that the LibDems have more than treble their membership numbers.

Jumping in on a point from the previous thread but there's no way Labour loses Vauxhall, they've held it since 1950 at least and only had less than 50% of the vote twice. The demographic change would need to be gigantic.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:00 (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

intended that point more as a howl of pessimism more than any real analysis tbh, but I do imagine this demographic shift is on its way, even if not in time for the next few GEs.

ladies and gentlemen, our prime minister

He reminded his audience of ministers and party staff of his campaign mantra: “Deliver Brexit, unite the country and defeat Jeremy Corbyn.”

Pointing out that this spelled “dud”, he joked that the final e – “energise” – had been left out. “I say to all the doubters: dude, we are going to energise the country!’”

Johnson is the baldest man ever to be famous for having hair it's so weird pic.twitter.com/ndE9Zjiwne

— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) July 23, 2019

lol true!

the leadership announcement coming at the start of a 3 day summer heatwave feels very 'short term causes' section of your gcse history book

— earthworm jimmy eat world (@SzMarsupial) July 23, 2019

we can look forward to heatwaves lasting considerably longer than three days in the near term too, with a government as committed to allowing corporations to commit climate genocide as johnson's will be

lol we're all gonna die

boris sure spends a lot of time talking about 'defeating corbyn' despite corbyn not being in power iirc

Thank you all for the incredible honour you have done me. The time for campaigning is over and the time for work begins to unite our country and party, deliver Brexit and defeat Corbyn. I will work flat out to repay your confidence

— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) July 23, 2019

I mean, he isn't even the current bald English-speaking world leader most famous for having hair!

If he ever loses it, he can just sew an upside-down Michael Fabricant on top of his head - what can Trump do?

Roll on IndyRef2, so I can fuck off back to Scotland and leave you cunts to it.

profiles in courage:

Tobias Ellwood, the defence minister who has been very critical of the idea of a no-deal Brexit as an acceptable outcome, is not planning to resign, and has urged colleagues to support Boris Johnson. “It’s a duty of every MP to support the prime minister right now,” he told the Press Association.

Former soldier, so yes sir, no sir, bayonet that Afghan.

If he ever loses it, he can just sew an upside-down Michael Fabricant on top of his head -

the special relationship, we love it don't we folks? we love it

https://i.redd.it/v1r67l7xr1c31.jpg

Watching ITV interviewing some Tories and jfc, just the worst shite coming out of their mouths. Manchester Tories!

Tories get even worse the further north you go.

rip ian curtis

Wasn’t the infamous QT wall of gammon in Yorkshire?

They tell it like it is up there.

Christ Peston is so fucking awful.

“One of the worst ideas in this country is the idea that people who voted Leave will be betrayed...”

He is ready blobby.jpg

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Tories get even worse the further north you go.

― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Good job ogmor has left the country instead of putting up with this demonisation of the North

tfw you realise you can't even grimly look forward to a planet of the apes future cuz climate change is gonna kill all the world's apes first

tbf to the colonel Kurtz of gammon he showed his prescient qualities when he said some pillock from Iran is going to nuke the UK a couple of years before the pillock was actually sorely tempted to do it (despite not actually having any nukes yet).

planet of the gapes

gammon are useful for political bbc dept who aren't interested in interviewing people from Yorkshire unless they are rabid tories from Beverley/York or completely inarticulate racist idiots who communicate in grunts. And of course strong Yorkshire accents means they represent the working class regions of the county, who they keep telling us, Labour has almost completely lost the support of since 2015.

Both Dawn Foster and Frances Young are otm about how it's completely offensive that you are supposed to treat politics like a game and not take it personally that vile detritus like Swinson have consistently supported horrible policies that have plunged people into poverty, homelessness and death. You should just dust yourself down + metaphorically shake hands with them and say well played, you won fairly by the rules, jolly good show.

FBPE-ers be dreamin':

If one, just one Tory MP crosses the house today, Boris will not become PM tomorrow...

— Boris_Johnson's_Picaninny #FBPE (@SmartyPants_PT) July 23, 2019

if one, just one tory sprouts rotors today, they'll be a helicopter tomorrow

he is your pm - deal with it ya melt. hashtag.

This is great too:

We have the first BAME and mixed-race Prime Minister: a mixture of English Christians, Turkish Muslims and Eastern European Jews.

— Alexander Brindle (@Brindle_Alex) July 23, 2019

absolutely nuclear take, incredible

We must make up a prize for some of these tweets

lol IDS getting down to ancestry.com as we type.

And what about Disraeli? Anti-semitism, or what?

Corbyn’s snapchat game was amazing last election, might have to get it just for that

xp loool

Maitlis suspiciously uninterrupty tonight, what is going on

when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up pic.twitter.com/xTXyxORyYc

— millie (@bagelpicbot) June 13, 2017

Election time means new thread, right?

Please

hi how you doing we're back and we're posting as we normally do

on NN, lib dems on cloud cuckoo land

two more days to halloween

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/DI7e2Jau7wdcQ/giphy.gif

ha one of the Corbyn sons is in the election video

Sorry I panicked: Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Alexei Sayle's R4 show tonight after doing a long ranty gag-free line about British imperialism in Iran: Don't worry when Corbyn is PM all comedy will be like this :p

alexei ploughing a gag-free furrow since long before the young ones tbf

Election time means new thread, right?

not until the PM changes, thread title rules all

Which Alexei was on tonight?

his sandwich shop show on R4.

Pathetic

A #generalelection2019 looks increasingly likely.

This won’t resolve the Brexit stalemate.

The answer would be to listen to the calls for a #PeoplesVote. pic.twitter.com/KT4HuvQxK4

— The Green Party (@TheGreenParty) October 29, 2019

they should be talking about a fracking lobbyist is writing the Cons manifesto, but they are just the pocket LibDem party now.

I think this thread probably needs locking

Yes, but only until we get a proper title to the election thread

prorogue the thread ahead of time?

Not opposed to keeping this thread going for non-GE UK politics if there can be such a thing

Amber Rudd gone

We knew Amber Rudd was going already.

LAB gain, Hastings (that many DFLs have moved there over the past two years, too).

it seems quite significant that someone from the same fracking company that Jo Swinson accepted a £14 k "donation" from is writing the Cons manifesto.

> Don't worry when Corbyn is PM all comedy will be like this

that was a repeat from Nov 2017

Twas a very timely repeat, hope he's right this time