Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

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this site for whatever reason seems to automatically generate unlimited #s of names like this - put your area code & prefix in the URL

https://tel2na.me/920-973

tag yourself, I'm Charitee Dingfelder

frogbs, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

Palakika Huckabone

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:20 (four years ago) link

Dody Gong

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

In retirement, Anatoli Smorin was forced to confront that most human of conundrums. Having succeeded, what now? Eight million dollars earned over a twenty year career as the fan-favorite second baseman for the Possum Grape, Arkansas Dimbiddlers had made him a rich man. But it had not made him happy.

"I try drugs, deep sea fishing, cosplay, death metal band. All of it, wasted. So much money and time." He errantly kicks the pile of sawdust on the ground, his eyes clouding over in remembrance. "Recording industry more corrupt than baseball even. So I leave Arkansas. It not easy; I had come to love Arkansas ways and they have been so welcoming to me and my family. But something had to change. So I move to your Vistconsin. I buy four thousand acres, virgin land. First virgin thing I ever have, no?" Smorin's booming laugh echoes from some far-off mountain.

"I get mobile home. I park in field. I start to explore my land. That is when this forest, it speak to me." Anatoli's grin widens, showing gaps between teeth in the back of his mouth. "Long green everywhere, spread out over how you say VALLEY. Untouched for centuries, waiting for real man to arrive and show woods discipline. You Americans have word for this man? You call him lumberchuck. I recognize this American spirit, I hear it in my bones." Anatoli hefts his axe from one burly, ginger-befurred shoulder and plants it nearly a third deep in a mute pine. "Was only baseball that stop me from potential. I was lumberchuck all along."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

incredible

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

pfft, no discussion whatsoever of their political leanings or judicial philosophies

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 October 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

We found additional pages of them! If you’d not seen them, you’re welcome!
I’ve wanted to get a Mets jersey with “Balloon” for a while now… pic.twitter.com/xzB4BVs5vO

— Shane Duggan (@SB_Duggan) July 15, 2021

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

we need a second poll. then a world series.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

jmm, Friday, 16 July 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

Fraven Pooth

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 16 July 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

someone get SCOTUSblog on this, asap

I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 July 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link

Orel Nulholland is amazing.

jmm, Friday, 16 July 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

No fucking way did these animators sneak a Fighting Baseball reference in this. I’m shocked! https://t.co/rtd9Ngajbh pic.twitter.com/SSZ09nQFIC

— Raza Waqif (@razawaqif) October 31, 2022

TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Monday, 31 October 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link

lol, good catch

weirdly, the simpsons are pretty good this season


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