cultural marxism iirc
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
Personally I am excited for the Stomp! movie to come out in 2030
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
o irony, thy name is imdb trivia
Ironically, Rebel Wilson is allergic to cats in real life.
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link
IRONY
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
"Tragically""Coincidentally""Inappropriately""Genetically""Seriously"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link
In the interest of full disclosure: when I was a kid, my parents signed up for Columbia House and let me pick one of the introductory albums, which was the original Broadway cast recording of Cats. I hadn't seen the show, I don't know why I did it, and I vaguely recall my parents being all '...uh, are you sure?'. So I probably know all the songs quite well despite having almost no corresponding visual association aside from whatever brief snippets of insane footage they used in commercials for the traveling production.
Does anyone know how much they're paying to have costumed actors come out into the audience at every screening? Seems like that could add up, especially if the film unaccountably stays in theaters for two weeks or more.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
It's like starring in the movie of CatsWhen you're actually allergic to catsIt's like raaaa-eeee-aaaaaaaain
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link
Hell, I saw Cats in the theater in London when I was in high school
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link
furries are volunteering to do it for their twisted sexual pleasure free, i think xxp
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link
one of the great jokes in the last season of kimmy schmidt is tituss finding out that cats is 100 percent improvised and made up and anyone can add themselves as a new character to the show and no one in the audience will ever notice
― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
Something that's been cracking me up are people who missed out on the original phenomenon looking at the trailing and going "but what is it ABOUT?" and I can't wait for them to find out it's basically a musical revue with a tenuous narrative throughline
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
how much do we think bovril paid for this prominent shout-out in what looks set to be the highest-grossing movie of all time
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_1hF6VXUAA2AQY.jpg
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link
I think even Eliot would argue that reading Eliot is a pale comparison to seeing Eliot's vision represented with such fidelity.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link
I did a double-take when Eliot's name appeared in the trailer.
― jmm, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link
tbr I get why people dislike Cats and it was never my favorite musical but I really enjoy a few of the songs from it and it was great spectacle in the theater
this movie looks ridiculous though
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
I confess I have not actually seen this trailer but I am as pleased to learn that Eliot gets a shoutout in it as I was when Visionary Director Carol Morley adapted a Martin Amis book and his name was nowhere near any of the marketing
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link
Why, if these are CG enhanced/augmented bodies, do the Corden and Rebel Wilson cats still have to be overweight?
I sent the trailer to my wife with the subject line "holy shit," but never heard back. So this morning I asked her, hey, did you get a chance to watch that? And she basically said, annoyed, "I get it, you don't like musicals, but some people do." And I was perplexed, because I was not expecting what amounted to a defense of this thing. Turns out she only saw the first 5 seconds alone and thought it was just an ad for the stage version (which, again, she is seeing tonight), and that I was teasing her for liking "Cats." I told her, first of all, people have been making fun of "Cats" for decades, but that is neither here nor there, because this is (no pun intended) a whole different animal. She sat down and watched the whole thing, and her jaw just dropped. "Wait, they're actually cat-sized? This is sooooooo weird."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
......"have to be"?
― Simon H., Friday, 19 July 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
Why wouldn't the Corden/Wilson cats be overweight?
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
itt: fatcatshaming
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
I'll tell you who's feeling vindicated right now, the graphic designers for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie
― frogbs, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
Seriously. But do these cats have human teeth?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
It looks like they were fat in the o.g.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
So was Rebel Wilson typecast again ... as an overweight CG cat-person?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
are you suggesting they should have CGI'd her to be thinner or something?
― rob, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
Looking forward to this movie's wild success so we can at last see the obvious sequel we've been so long denied.
https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/thumbs/9E9520B3421127523132962471936_2.5.1.5085470408581007388.mp4.jpg
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
xpost No, not at all. Just that Taylor Swift could have just as easily been cast as an overweight cat and Wilson as a skinny cat and it wouldn't have made a difference, because they are not real, anyway.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link
I just spent 7 minutes pulling up clips from older productions that show both of those characters portrayed as bigger cats before realizing what I was doing and questioning everything about my decision-making process
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link
ha
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
Taylor Swift shouldn't have been cast as anything because, even though her face does kind of look like a cat's, she can't sing that well
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
My 15 pound cat Oscar thinks they're all too small.
damn, josh really out here claiming that taylor swift and rebel wilson are 'not real', smdh
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
the sequel i want to see:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/417775nLOEL._SX271_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
Characterwise, there's a lot more typecasting tied to the type of character Wilson's cat is than just body type; it's basically a fussier version of her character in Pitch Perfect
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
It would not surprise me in the least to learn that Swift and Wilson are both living holograms or something.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
They should have CG'd Tupac into this. Maybe they did!
btw who wants to invest in my new musical The Hollow Men
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
we can combine this with starlight express and thomas the tank engine using my diagram posted above
― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
xpost Only if it's a musical adaptation of the Verhoeven movie, with long scenes of no one on stage. Or, like, a floating pipe.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
I suspect she will be far from the worst vocal offender in this cast
― Simon H., Friday, 19 July 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
I'll pay money to see this if when Taylor Swift starts singing it's just loud screeching squawks like my cat
― rob, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
xp: I've heard everybody else except Judi Dench and Idris Elba and... I have doubts (esp given that Dench apparently was in the original cast and had to drop out because of injury???)
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
Hairballs, iirc.
It will honestly be pretty amusing when someone inevitably overdubs the entire movie with the sound of cats meowing and hissing and growling and caterwauling.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
Leaked screen test:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCja1WGZx-E
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link
Production images are leaking:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdG2Jk5XUAE6isw.jpghttps://farm4.staticflickr.com/3937/15453734999_f039472218_c.jpghttps://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/077/564/d5b.jpghttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/7HsAaYbQ7Pw/hqdefault.jpg
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/1200x680/public/2019/01/cat_people_1982.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CT6VpKMpg88/hqdefault.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
TS Eliot was just a guy like you or me when he wrote CATS at his local Starbucks. Now he is probably gonna have an Oscar and take a selfie w ELLEN. Never give up on your dreams :-)— Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) July 19, 2019
― jmm, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
ts eliot is kind of the only person who deserves this happening tbh
― imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
Total Shit Eliot, amirite
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link