Ah yes, I see. Wondering how many people will want to subscribe to read "soccer" articles tbf
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:04 (one year ago) link
I think you mean "how many people will have want to have been going to have read BBC an Nult"
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:11 (one year ago) link
"BBC man" fuck this fucking phone
the liverpudlian scribe will have watched with some consternation as his peers in the british football press were poached by the upstart american outfit. he will have felt that his career will have been going to the proverbial dogs
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:41 (one year ago) link
Yeah that's how you will have wanted to do it
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:42 (one year ago) link
he will have wondered to himself the significance if any of wait where is everyone
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 22:20 (one year ago) link
jonathon wilson comparing pep to darth vader via some torturous analogy today.https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/oct/07/pep-guardiola-manchester-city-darth-vader-death-star-dark-side
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 09:05 (one year ago) link
it's like there's no point beating Man City because somehow it's all down to them and fuck all to do with your own performance
― Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 09:22 (one year ago) link
love wilson obviously but that is a fucking torturous analogy
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:26 (one year ago) link
Jonathan Wilson really on peak metaphorical form this morning:
Back then, Mourinho’s outrages were mitigated by his charm. But now it is as though Richard III had suffered no Bosworth. This is him after almost two decades on the throne, worn down by tax planning, worrying about alum prices, dealing with uppity nobles, the French and Lancastrian pretenders and suffering the growing realisation that some of his past excesses – drowning his brother in a vat of malmsey, murdering his nephews in the Tower, ending Anders Frisk’s career – probably shouldn’t have been excused on the basis of a knowing glance and a quip that made a good headline.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 12 July 2020 09:06 (seven months ago) link
God love 'im
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 12 July 2020 11:27 (seven months ago) link
jonathon wilson raises the bar on himself
In July 1971, Apollo 15 approached the moon. After the lunar module detached bearing the mission’s other two astronauts, Al Worden was left alone in the command module. When he went behind the moon, breaking transmission with Houston, he entertained himself by playing the Beatles, Elton John and John Denver and the soundtrack to 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Orbiting 2,235 miles from his companions on the moon’s surface and quarter of a million miles from Earth, Worden was for three days the most isolated human to have existed since Adam. Or at least he was until the 67th minute of the FA Cup final on Saturday.
― oscar bravo, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:53 (six months ago) link
lol at daniel harris's premier league likeability 11 including hamza choudhury, possibly the dirtiest player in the league.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:27 (four months ago) link
BBC liveblog incapable of referring to 'Nicolas Pepe' without inserting '£72m' first
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:00 (three months ago) link