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I'm at season 8 an Old Lunch wasn't kidding, this is off the chain.

"Mah, myaka-uh... my Ayaka is with child, pregnance. Wasn't not planned, but eh, we have that coming up."

😭😭😭

I need to review so that I can precisely quote the thing he says about having to talk in some weird voice so the thoughts in his brain don't come out his nose. I honestly about died.

Oh and during the Suicide Squad review when he said 'Jared Lego'.

I might just rewatch the whole season once I've finished.

'Idris El..bow'

the way he struggles to pronounce "dakota" in season 7 ep 2 kills me

Personally for me I get a lot of humor out of the juxtaposition when he reads the synopsis. Something about the way the clips are always of a movie that takes itself very seriously with lots of drama and action, and yet completely undercut by the voice of this disengaged illiterate idiot painfully trying to get to the end of a blurb.

Oh and during the Suicide Squad review when he said 'Jared Lego'.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, July 17, 2019 8:51 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Haha, he did. Right after 'Caredegli, Cara Devliredge' lmao.

Tim's in a right state!

Love how most of Tim's season 8 reviews consist solely of a hastily-muttered 'five bags of popcorn' with zero additional commentary. Dude's got vapin' to do.

I need to review so that I can precisely quote the thing he says about having to talk in some weird voice so the thoughts in his brain don't come out his nose. I honestly about died.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, July 17, 2019 8:50 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

At 5:43 right here!

And just every time he hungrily vapes like a dying man who's discovered a desert oasis (read: every time he vapes). Fuckin' kills.

Season 8 just might be the eye of the duck.

Absolutely. Right after the nose thing there's this moment where he just inhales and inhales and inhales and it kills me.

it was watching a few episodes of season 8 that inspired me to go through the whole thing so i think y'all are onto something

Another thing I've noticed since I got sucked into this show's orbit is just how common a construction 'hey, guys' is, and how it's begun making me laugh pretty much every time I hear it. Which I'm sure, to normal people, seems like lunacy.

Personally for me I get a lot of humor out of the juxtaposition when he reads the synopsis. Something about the way the clips are always of a movie that takes itself very seriously with lots of drama and action, and yet completely undercut by the voice of this disengaged illiterate idiot painfully trying to get to the end of a blurb.

― Evan, Wednesday, July 17, 2019 2:08 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

his reading of the Storks synopsis makes me fall out laughing every time

'Next up, The Wall, starring John Semen...uh, duh, I'm sorry...John Cena, directed by Doug Semen...Lyman......Liman.'

does anyone have any theories about how Tim got Axiom and Manuel under his thumb?

I always thought of them as LA music scene equivalents of Greg - pathetic mediocrities who nevertheless cling to Tim because he has access to a tv show, and also that Tim always pays for everyone’s drugs

there’s this little smirk Greg makes sometimes when he’s making some banal long winded observation that kills me for some reason

Gregg: and i would say it's about time because those of us who are Oz-Freaks have been waiting since 1939, which is when the last Wizard of Oz movie came out - it was a MGM picture starring Judy Garland

Tim: Oh!

Gregg: and to wait this long to find out the next chapter, it's kind of a burden. a lot of people have passed on who saw the original and never got a chance to see the next chapter, so that's kind of a shame.

ok, i know i'm still early on but S2E5 is my favorite so far. the oz review and then the stuff about Colin Farrell was enough to make it a classic, but this made my side hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYcJvDvzZQ

the clip doesn't even include the bit before where he suddenly announces that he's going to do this segment for the first ever time, or the conversation they have in the dark afterwards, as the credits roll, about how gregg made tim promise to never "do the political stuff again" after the podcast

idk why but every time tim mispronounces an actor's name i completely lose it, thankfully it happens in every single episode

― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, July 10, 2019 12:57 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

When not in character on the Office Hours podcast he tends to do this legit accidentally, and he told a caller some months back that he is always mangling names and words irl but for On Cinnema just kind of leans into it

It's another great Colin Farrell movie. I feel like this guy doesn't know how to make bad movies.

xp Cinnema!

"we're not in kansas anymore, toto"

there’s this little smirk Greg makes sometimes when he’s making some banal long winded observation that kills me for some reason

― brimstead, Thursday, July 18, 2019 3:01 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It’s like a side-eye scoring one for himself.

Greg's smirk is a meme in our household

the laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn

This single sentence echoes through my mind at least two times a day!

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 18:28 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This is probably my favourite line from the whole series.

I was shocked last night to see him defy physics in giving zero bags to Snowden!

i can already tell that decker vs. dracula isn't going to last for a whole season, regardless i really respect the direction gregg took it in

My new favorite is manifestations of Tim's massive dysfunction that unfold right there onscreen but that no one ever explicitly calls attention to. Things like Tim's ongoing physical abuse of Mark and his serial arson are mentioned offhandedly if at all.

Oh hey, Mark once again has facial trauma no one is talking about. And hey, yet another building has been destroyed by fire. Weird.

does anyone know what Tim is doing here, I assume this is in reference to some Oscar moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHebKoIFRKE&feature=youtu.be&t=1h52m16s

can't believe Gregg doesn't break character

can you try posting again

maybe the embed doesn't work. I think you can just click on the link

its 1:52:16 into the 2nd Oscar special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48O1DEdMYKw

this song will be stuck in my head all day

omg the dekkar "oscar fever"/"empty bottle" mashup at the start of the fourth oscar special

dekkar the only band that deserves five bags of popcorn

RENEVANT

i'm standin' on a bridge of spies
i'm sick of hearin' all your goddamn lies

^ goes through my head at least once week

The Relevant

I was bored this afternoon so I searched and found an old tweet of mine from 2011 astro-turfing the OG podcast lol.

Should I post it here? Then y'all will know my notsoweird twitter.

mad max
he gives the ladies heart attacks

oh my fucking lord the cgi tom cruise jr.

mark proksch is a gift

feel like i gotta talk to my therapist about the whole james dean subplot

I've been watching the trial in bits and pieces over the weekend (which is a must for any On Cinema head, as the highlights don't fully capture the awe-inspiring magic) and just got to Tim calling Nicholas Meyer (co-writer of Star Trek IV) to the stand. OMG, I must've laughed for a solid minute at Gregg's muttering 'no...no...' from the gallery as Meyer describes the plot of the movie he wrote. This is really the culmination of every ridiculous thread of the On Cinema universe, just astounding.

Yeah that was an amazing capper to that running joke