yeah
― imago, Monday, 15 July 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link
Give it to NZ: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/jul/15/england-ben-stokes-mistake-umpire-cricket-world-cup-final-six-runs-new-zealand
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
Literally robbed
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link
ol' perfidious Albion at it again!
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
wouldn't go so far as to blame the England team but imagine if NZ had benefited from that situation.
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link
(xp) He would say that, wouldn't he?
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link
Maybe cricket needs to adopt a VAR system to prevent these kinds of mistake
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
someone once told me W C Fields was a total cheat who would bully umpires. And once he bullied one into letting him play on after getting caught out for a duck, because this crowd is here to appreciate my skills, not yours, you fucking pleb!
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
Lol W G Grace I meant!
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
he was bowled and replaced the bails as I heard it
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 15 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Might have been how I heard it tbh, my memories are sometimes quite jumbled these days but the crux of the story was I think he'd not been batting for long. there is something that makes me chuckle at the schoolboy cap/full beardage w/ owls nest combo of his, one hell of a look.
― calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
Congrats Neil!
[goes back to reading overly optimistic thinkpieces about the Australian batting order] hmmm hmmm yes Matty Wade will get called up for The Ashes
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link
btw the real winners are NZ because they have Jacinta Ardern as their Prime Minister while England has... er...
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link
thanks man! Looks like Mitch Marsh has been pulling up some trees for the seconds, Aus should definitely get him in the team
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
Ireland already got a wicket! Promising signs.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
the test nation that will remain in Europe is doing well!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:08 (four years ago) link
dunno if this is a metaphor or something but
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:09 (four years ago) link
tbf your batsmen didn't do much better yesterday, admittedly against your bowlers
― imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link
marcus larberchange got er 40-something
winning a world cup then end up 6/42 to Ireland in less than two weeks is very English cricket
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link
changing priorities m8
― imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:17 (four years ago) link
is this the new backstop?
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link
New PM, new English cricket hilariousness.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
More portent than metaphor.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Good time to try 4 day tests. This might not make it to Friday
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
plucky English fighting back against all odds
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
:(
― imago, Friday, 26 July 2019 12:46 (four years ago) link
The Irish'll need more than a backstop.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
Boris is going to fuck the Paddies to death! Rah!
― imago, Friday, 26 July 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
Gumph!
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
Far more interested in the European Cricket League than The Ashes tbh.
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
It’s unorthodox action in cluj every Saturday
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link
Brb signing up for Cyprus
― imago, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
oh ffs
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link
first lol england moment of the series!!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:11 (four years ago) link
second lol england moment of the series
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
now the fuckwits have reviewed one going a foot over, i despair
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
i wrote that after first viewing btw, so obvious
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link
lolStralia
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:19 (four years ago) link
I was sick of looking at Davey Warner's shit beard anyway
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:19 (four years ago) link
missing LOLLLL
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:20 (four years ago) link
he walked off with the urgency of someone who's middled his first ball behind
― imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link
maybe give him some credit there idk
NEVER
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
Nice slow start to this Ashes series
― groovypanda, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link
I've never wanted England to lose an Ashes series before but Brexit has even ruined the cricket.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link
Cakewalk for the Aussies this.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 5 August 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
~THE GOAT~
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
As you were then
― groovypanda, Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link
Denly batting well considering this is definitely his last Test chance
― imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link