powerful conservative images

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1721 of them)

oh dear

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 15 July 2019 05:23 (four years ago) link

oh god i saw the trumpunisher on someone's car this morning

circles, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link

seeing shit like that on cars is why I've removed all of the tire irons, bricks and baseball bats from my car

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link

my friend saw this at Comic-Con yesterday and I love it so much

https://i.imgur.com/D5gkgHJ.jpg

Mispellers, font repeaters, hyphen-omitters, kerning ignorers, whitespace disrespecters, center clusterers, clipart luddites, inconsistent Capitalizers: GOD WILL LIARS JUDGE YOU !

del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

Rugged rhymsters, crooked crimesters
Dime droppers, Twenty-five-to-lifers
Backstabbers, low blowers
Illegal... cocaine growers

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

god please, visit our cursed land and judge us all

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

all will eternally taste hellfire except for the one godly man in a godless city, who probably has a Job because he's a responsible citizen. this man with a sign will walk the goldpaved streets for eternity, not even needing to look for things that are wrong

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

I think we've seen this before because I remember being puzzled by 'ankle biters'.

Doesn't mention false gods which would be more otm at comic con

koogs, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

I’m pretty sure ankle biters are people who are bending over to have sinful sex

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

I thought that was sports nuts?

del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

Does "All Non-Home Makers" include wanderers like Johnny Appleseed, Bill Bixby as Bruce Banner and David Carradine as Caine from Kung Fu?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

this guy must fucking hate jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers.

mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

I thought that was sports nuts?

oh, maybe! i guess there are plenty of things one can do while biting ankles

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

I’m pretty sure ankle biters are people who are bending over to have sinful sex

It's babies, is it not?

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

i'm strongly liberal on most social issues, but i don't approve of babies having sex

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

ankle biters = slang for kids. puzzled more by its inclusion on that list.

koogs, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

I'm willing to believe this guy's stupid enough to have meant pillow biter.

del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

Emo's was robbed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

ankle biter = foot fetishist graduate

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Saturday, 20 July 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link

It's actually dino-fetishist slang for someone whose kink involves Ankylosauruses.

As opposed to tyrannosaurus-sex-fiends, most of whom have a fantasy about being given a handjob by someone with comically small arms.

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

My painting "Respect the Flag" is alive! #Trump2020 pic.twitter.com/kRI4oWXezV

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 20, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 July 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

he's wanking into it?

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 20 July 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

explains the brain damage

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 21 July 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/4Kf1W4e.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link

what album does rashida have there

husserl gang (rip van wanko), Friday, 16 August 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link

god i wish there was even a fraction of the marxist indoctrination in the FEDERAL school system that these chuds think there is

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 07:44 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty sure there was an American flag with yellow fringe in my Boy Scout hall in the 1980s. Here are those notable commies the American Legion on the matter:

Records indicate that fringe was first used on the flag as early as 1835. It was not until 1895 that it was officially added to the national flag for all regiments of the Army. For civilian use, fringe is not required as an integral part of the flag, nor can its use be said to constitute an unauthorized addition to the design prescribed by statute. It is considered that fringe is used as an honorable enrichment only. (Military tradition)

The courts have deemed without merit and frivolous, lawsuits that contend that the gold fringe adorning the flag conferred Admiralty/Maritime jurisdiction.

https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91475/what-significance-gold-fringe-which-we-see-some-united-states-flags

Oh, it's THESE guys.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 16 August 2019 11:19 (four years ago) link

The 'magical thinkers' of our time.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 16 August 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFsKspqXYAcJSnI?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Monday, 30 September 2019 05:50 (four years ago) link

Ooh, sick burn

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

the macro makes it true!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link

why do conservatives accounts keep remaking this, what does it even mean pic.twitter.com/xe2htnsHpa

— lil guillotine (@lillguillotine) September 29, 2019

jmm, Monday, 30 September 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

‘the bullet of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the pre-cum of patriots and tyrants’

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Lol

boobie, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGOCjE9WoAE86az?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

wow my head hurts

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Sunday, 6 October 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELR1u0LWwAEyKMo?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 December 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link

What an album

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 8 December 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

what i would do for an oversized human skull

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 December 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

she's sitting on the bones of supergiant communists of the past

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 December 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Socialized health care enabled them to grow large

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link

Communism with Nephilim tendencies

"Third of the Storms" Jazz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 9 December 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7RWjBXFFj5/

del griffith, Monday, 13 January 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link

a sandwich isn't a sandwich without elmer's glue and the remnants of 8 million asses

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

Dude probably has an amazing immune system

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link

does that say 46th on his hat?

koogs, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:36 (four years ago) link

American embroidery is not as good a Chinese.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link

(i thought that because it was a trump 2020 hat that'd make trump 46 as well as 45. but that's not how the numbering works...)

koogs, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 12:36 (four years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.