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there's loads of garlic in the tzatziki! (no actually "garlic sauce" was harder to google for so I faked it)

there's broken glass & filament all over the floor, that's what's dangerous! I think I'll go get one though.

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 10:47 (eighteen years ago) link

particularly because you wanted it on a plate. here's some sauces in bowls but not the stuff you were after (if it's what I'm thinking of).

http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/creamy-roasted-garlic-sauce.jpg

http://www.greek-recipe.com/images/articles/cookbook/article135.jpg

Yvonne Craig didn't appear in my bed last night so it's probably safe to post these.

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Somehow my home has turned into a weed-smoked filled den of debauchery...which would be okay if I was interested in being involved.

I have an interview tomorrow at Brisbane's only decent live venue. It would be nice if I got the job, surely tending a bar that didn't even have any gin on the shelf can't be too difficult.

In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Word to all my niggaz, what a mongrel of a night.

Sorry if I wasn't so talkative, I was fucken beat, but it was lovely to meet you all.

Looking forward to the Salivation Army on Thursday.


Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Tops. I wanna do it again ffs.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Relating to public speaking, about half a minute in a classroom and you've gained the benefits of a public speaking course.

I got to live out my drive of taking part in a drive-by shooting last night, only it wasn't me, it was Sasha and it wasn't a gun, but a kazoo.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Sasha brought a kazoo and didn't show us?!

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, mothafucka was holding out on youse.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

hey kit that kebab looks tops, thx. cooked onion is better than raw onion so i won't complain. for long.

soooo photos of drunxor melburnians?

gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I got some, but I think they all came out a bit strange, and I look crap and stupidfaced in ALL of them somehow :( I'll have a go at processing them in a bit.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:23 (eighteen years ago) link

'stupidfaced'? you must look like me in photos hehe

gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I always sort of stick my chin out and pull this daft grin I dont even realise I'm doing! And my face goes all fat :(

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i somehow stick my chin in so even though i'm little i always look like i have an enormous double chin. also my eyes are sort of half-closed all the time which makes me look super-dopey. i like to fool myself that i only look like this in photos and not in real life.

gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:46 (eighteen years ago) link

ok i've just reached new heights of nerdiness. there is a new 'feature' on the recorded lectures thing so you can download lectures as podcast format or whatever they're called for your ipod! i have just tested it by putting on on my memory stick (they are only ~12mb) and moving it over and it works a treat! i was so excited i ran downstairs and told the other four geeks that are also in the library on the first weekend of semester. i will probably never listen to anything else but law lectures until i graduate.

gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Heheh, we ever going to move on from Pause as a venue for FAPs?

Found out today that my street was a notorious haunt of 'Squizzy' Taylor, noted Melbourne gangster of the 20's.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:01 (eighteen years ago) link

We've had plenty of FAPs elsewhere before! One at Pony, and one at the Lounge that I recall.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:02 (eighteen years ago) link

strip club? rsl?

you tuppie fucks

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh, yeah. Good times, good times. We should do a Futurama thing sometime, Trayce. Although I was pretty quiet, I had a great time talking to Nick. You keep ahold of that one.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

come on give us the run down

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Trayce got angry, pulled a pistol and shot dead a couple of people, Adam disposed of the bodies while Hayden, Nick and I stopped bar staff from calling the cops. Sasha kept right on drinking.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahah :D

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link

sound about right

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:02 (eighteen years ago) link

did adam comment on a bar staff members arse?

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:03 (eighteen years ago) link

hi dere. after I left last night I went and saw manitoba caribou at the corner. it was good - two drummers! the support were really bad though.

haitch (haitch), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link

also I had THE WORST piece of pizza I've ever had after I got outta the gig. jesus h.

haitch (haitch), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:56 (eighteen years ago) link

That pizza place on Swan St under the bridge?

Tell me Sasha isn't the spitting image of this bloke:

http://www.relativedimensions.co.uk/davidtennant.jpg

[albeit with better hair obv]

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam, when I want a sick day, I go to that pizza place.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Bwahahah!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha yes Adam, he is, how spooky =) (sorry Sash ;P)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Was David Tennant the guy in that "People Like Us" ep about the actor who was really crap? Or was that some other guy?

And on a slightly related note: the photos will pop up soon, but I have to recharge the damn camera battery first :/

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Looking forward to seeing them.

In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, to start proceedings off: ever wondered what the Art Gallery looks like from the roof?

http://www.memorygongs.com/art_gallery_roof.jpg

Well now you know! Cool hey. This is one of my views from my desk at work. Nerrr.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:52 (eighteen years ago) link

And now for the FAP. I apologise if these photos aren't flattering but HEY! I look the worst, so chut up all of you.

http://www.memorygongs.com/adam_sasha.jpg
Sasha tries to convince everyone to come to the Salivation Army gig this week while Adam pretends he's not in frame, har.

http://www.memorygongs.com/mikey1.jpg
Mikey probably not wanting his photo taken ;P

http://www.memorygongs.com/nick_phones.jpg
Nick never takes his bloody headphones off.

http://www.memorygongs.com/sasha_haitch.jpg
"So I says to Mabel, I says..." (Haitch and his Go4 tshirt, Sasha and his err.. sideburns)

http://www.memorygongs.com/gawd.jpg
"Wait wait, didsh I tells you you thish joke..."
"Oh fertheloveofgawd..."

http://www.memorygongs.com/trayce_adam1.jpg
Why does Adam look like he just got an evil plan in this picture?

Yeah theyre not the best photos ever, but hey ;P

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Adam looks a bit blazed actually! It's so great to see you all. I just wish I'd been down there. You look super cool in that last photo Trayce.

In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha he was probably the soberest! He had to drive.

Arent all our ILXor boys just the cutest? :D

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:06 (eighteen years ago) link

They sure are! Damn!

In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Goddamit Trayce!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Morning mongrels! Head colds suck! I didn't sleep last night! Not a wink! I am now going to dangerously drive to the shops in search of something with pseudoephedrine in it! Yay!

In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I always look shit in photos.

This is my last day of freedom! I plan to spend it working my arse off.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

ILX always have cool threads.

moley, Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

not always col unless you are saying i'm not part of it

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

you're not alone gaz

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

*looks around, feels slight worry*

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

*looks around, feels gaz*

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

MAKE THAT PHOTO GO AWAY!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

THEN ME GRANS CAME IN

GARU G, Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Whats wrong with it? IM RETARDEDLY DRUNK IN MINE FFS. No one else has that over me ;P

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe he was talking about your photo Trayce ;P

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah zing ;P

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I got a job! I am now a busty bawdy barmaid!

In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link


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