batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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i think maybe that's supposed to be AOC?

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero; oh the wit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

Becoming an MS Paint cruelty merchant definitely has its financial lure and also it’s a way to stand out. My ex pal who has gone full transphobic and left-baiting identity politics is thriving off the reactions he gets with his garbage.

omar little, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

come on now, no need to be rude about MS paint

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero

no, it is a shield, it's a reference to Booker talking about his "I am Spartacus moment" during the Kavanaugh hearings which seems to be one of those things that most people have forgotten about but a hardcore of rightwing cranks are still obsessed with

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

I love how the right collects and nurtures these little signifiers they can use to ridicule leading left figures, whereas the left are too uptight to even mention the most egregious and repulsive qualities of the right leadership.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link

Eli Valley doesn’t mind :)

frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

Surprised Omar's sword isn't a scimitar.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

it isn't?

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

Doesn't seem curved enough. But I'm no expert.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

I like that Trump’s hair seems to be doing the flag burning.

breastcrawl, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

is there any significance to the apple core in Tlaib's censored profanity?

soref, Friday, 19 July 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

an NYC / globalist reference?

flappy bird, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

Most sinful of Eve's countless-times-great-granddaughters?

pomenitul, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

not his best work. insufficient references to the Illuminati & World Bank, and no jew-baiting.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 22 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

What the living fuck is this?

beautiful baby........ pic.twitter.com/bJim1tTrK4

— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) July 22, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link

someone please fix with osamathumbsup.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

something about this, which is a big "who cares" imo
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qbaby-qanon-conspiracy-theory-trump-rally-860526/

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link

Folks we are all thinking it so I'm gonna say it:

The Q baby just fucking sucks. It's a trash baby. It should be on the cover of "Shitty Babies Weekly"

— society understander (@mywifecameback) July 23, 2019

pic.twitter.com/pKwQtZ8Ger

— The Rational Gamer (@rational_gamer) July 23, 2019

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:11 (four years ago) link

so "mass shootings" are the stock of the gun?
and "culture" plus "desocialisation" provide the weapon? but isn't the weapon, you know, a "gun"?
is the gun bad, or is it just bad if you use a Playstation controller as the magazine?

makes u think

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link

The gun is significantly bigger than the sum of its parts, so…

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link

That looks like a really cool PS4 controller

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link

When I hear the word culture, that's when I reach for my dual-shock.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link

I don't see Gangsta Rap on the gun, Ramirez is slipping.

nickn, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

ramirez likes to draw guns.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA5I1uGU4AItMsh?format=jpg&name=small

is 'Buggygieg' some kind of reference to 'bug chasers' or am I overthinking this and he just means buggy as in 'crazy'? (as far as I can tell Garrison is the only person ever to call Mayor Pete 'Buggygieg')

soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

"What do you think of our racist president's bigotry" has the note-perfect construction of one of those Trump campaign email polls.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

also Garrison seems to... like Biden?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

how do i sign up to crew on the ss communism

Clay, Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link

communist foghorn freesteam bernie is amazing, why do these cartoonists think they can diminish him

j., Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

I don't think Garrison likes Biden per se, it's more that he likes anything that triggers the SJWs, and Biden being the front runner triggers the SJWs

soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link

"horizontal harris"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 3 August 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

soref - I'm assuming it's supposed to signify "buggery"

Gonna be wild gun ones itt soon surely

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 August 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

Horizontal Harris is in reference to the narrative that she "slept her way to the top"

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link

that's the first i've heard of that narrative and I'm sorry that i asked as it sounds stone cold stupid

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

predicated on this (per Wikipedia)

In the mid-1990s she dated Speaker of the California State Assembly Willie Brown, who appointed her to paid positions at the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and the California Medical Assistance Commission.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/lbbtmwcu7ff31.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

Are there really people out there who believe there are Antifa Superpredators out there shooting up Wal-Marts? This trope is more baffling to me than Muscular Heroic Trump or (((global finance))) or anything.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

They're pushing the meme that the guy who shot his sister in Dayton is Antifa because he posted some lukewarm left of center stuff years ago

Bnad, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

And further that the media is hiding that fact in order to push the narrative that shooters are all right-wingers.

Which reveals a weird thing about the cultural right: as long as there's a single counterexample, then any given issue is a wash because you can just do lazy "both sides" tu quoque and never have to face any actual problem on the right.

Right-wing shooters? Whatabout that left-wing shooter. Trump hung out with Epstein? Whatabout Bill Clinton. In the right wing mind that's not only a complete argument but an unassailable rhetorical victory. That THAT, libtard!

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like how the apple is labeled twice, as "The Big Apple" and as "NYC", just to make certain you catch on to his point.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

is... is that just published? because they already announced the replacement HQ2 office space six months ago, and it's 45 minutes from HQ1 with a city bus pass

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Bezos gonna spank that apple

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

"Special Thanks to Christian K" suggests he needed help here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

That’s from February

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

a very Mediterranean looking Bezos there

flappy bird, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

Ben Garrison's wife does cartoons too, she's not as good an artist as him, and she's also not quite as batshit. She does seem to have the same delusion that trump is some kind of alpha male adonis though.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/bolton-war-russ_tina-toon.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link


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