itt: consternation and wailing about Zach Snyder's upcoming SUPERMAN/BATMAN film/sequel to MAN OF STEEL -- official title: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

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Yeah, I expected Shazam to be a lot funnier. I couldn't tell which was more shoehorned in, the jokes or the pathos.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

Guys, he was blowing a bubble on the poster. Surely that was enough levity to offset the fact that he carved a lightning bolt into his chest with a rusty corkscrew as penance for having failed to prevent Mary Marvel from having her spine ripped out by an inexplicably-evil Tawky Tawny (sorry for spoilers).

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

i genuinely don't know if you're being serious!

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link

i had to google it!

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

It's just sad that we're living in a time where any such scenario could ever possibly exist outside of a pubescent edgelord's dog-eared notebook.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

Geoff Johns uses a laptop iirc

― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link

watching shazam at the moment (it’s... adequate!) and i can’t stop thinking about how much the kid who plays billy batson looks like arya from game of thrones

― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 July 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

I thought that as well! I even looked to see if they were related.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 July 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

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