I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER (now with something that may or may not be a SPOILER)

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Also worth noting that...they just did this a few years ago ('this' being a cinematic presentation of the Joker which didn't resemble the character in any meaningful way) and the reaction was a resounding 'nope'.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

So it's more of a story about the man behind the grease paint.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

It's rare that you get enough heads up on a car crash that you're actually able to set up some lawnchairs on the sidewalk, maybe get some corn poppin'. It's a nice change of pace.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

'this' being a cinematic presentation of the Joker which didn't resemble the character in any meaningful way

tbf there's not really anything in the trailer which suggests this won't meaningfully resemble a plausible origin story for a character who's had numerous origin stories, it's just... who gives a shit? his origins are the least interesting thing about him ffs

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

What I want to see is the Joker's infancy. When did he learn to crawl? What was his favorite flavor of baby food? Did he wear disposable or cloth diapers?

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

one things for sure

those nappies were twisted

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

He was born 35 years old

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

they just did this a few years ago

I mean,,,,,,, yeah

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

Someday we’re gonna get the Joker/John Wayne Gacy blend we deserve.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

I’m perversely interested in this, as a fan of movies about Joaquin Phoenix’s gorgeous catastrophe of a face

― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, April 3, 2019 7:30 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

This remains the case. The definitive version of the Joker is from B:TAS anyway, I don't care if this movie doesn't really have anything to do with the famous clown we all love. Pure cinema.

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

Phoenix would be the reason to see this yeah. I didn’t clock that Philips was the director, I don’t like his work at all iirc

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

TBF my dour preconceptions of this film wrt Phillips at the helm have been based upon the bulk of his career but there's always a slim chance that we'll be gifted with something that hearkens back to his Hated roots.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

Looking at his filmography I don’t mind some of his earlier comedies, i was thinking particularly of war dogs which I absolutely hated

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

Someday we’re gonna get the Joker/John Wayne Gacy blend we deserve.

Joker vs. Gacy

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

i'd forgotten phillips made hated, this can all be redeemed if phoenix shits on the stage of a comedy club while in full joker makeup

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

We’re gonna see the Joker’s dick

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) July 11, 2018

... (Eazy), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

joker’s poker

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

lmbo

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Saturday, 24 August 2019 02:16 (four years ago) link

just groaned aloud at the discovery that the Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie did not come and go like 2 years ago and in fact hasn't even been released yet

— Albert Burneko (@AlbertBurneko) August 23, 2019

If the spoilers that appear downthread here are accurate (and tbh they *seem* right) I can absolutely guarantee this movie will be cited in mass shooter manifestos over the next few years.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DCEUleaks/comments/bwh1gu/joker_spoilers/

Simon H., Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:18 (four years ago) link

It all connects. Joaquin. Wakeen. Walking. We do that with legs.

Legs. We know how to use them. ZZ Top. Beards.

Beards signify wisdom. Wise. Why's?

Why....is?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 August 2019 06:03 (four years ago) link

What spoilers could possibly exist?

"The Joker kills people, eventually"?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 August 2019 06:05 (four years ago) link

The specific formulation described would flatter the sensibilities of the kind of incel chuds who feel that the weight of the world compels them to shoot up movie theaters and schools.

Simon H., Saturday, 24 August 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link

the honkler meme has been going for a while now so i’m kinda amazed we’re not already inundated with joaquin-faced honklers

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 24 August 2019 09:19 (four years ago) link

jokestrap

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 August 2019 10:28 (four years ago) link

Très Pupkin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=144&v=zAGVQLHvwOY

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

Whoops - here's the right link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAGVQLHvwOY

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

just... why

― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:30 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

I've had a sudden brilliant brainstorm: thinking of existing movies that, with no alterations except the digital superimposition of Joker makeup onto the face of a/the main character, would make for Joker movies I'd rather see.

First candidate: Heidecker in The Comedy

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link

a serious man

devvvine, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Yeah I'm in the tank for this dumbass piece of shit

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

- Peter Travers

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

Yeah this still looks to be handsomely shot reactionary garbage

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

Zoolander
Mandy
Gran Torino
The Hitcher
Lethal Weapon
...

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

Kids

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

this looks quite a bit better than I was expecting.

akm, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

enchanted

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

^ while I’d watch a version with Sevigny in the makeup, it would 100% work with Casper being Jokerised

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

xposts

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

no, xpost denied, you said it its done

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

playing the NYFF as a Special Event!

hard pass

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

Joker gets friendzoned

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Hoping the De Niro character is actually Rupert Pupkin 39 years later, a Leno who has lost touch with his roots.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

Whereas I'm hoping this is a stealth sequel to Dirty Grandpa.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

Jokey Brown

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Analyze Bat(man)

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Mean Streets (of Gotham City, Where Batmans and Jokers Live)

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

Taxi Adam Driver

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

The Wolf of LOL Street

omar little, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

GoodFellols

omar little, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link


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